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273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

273258  Shay: But Jesus loves vacancies.

273224  charlemagne: @charlemagne I don't like this game

273224  charlemagne: In the beginning of the month but it will have the phantasy the the same mix and I have been attacked the to the next black hooded jacket with you on Monday at noon and the other hand if it looks as long it would make me sleep

273147  kswat: @Amy Housewine of course!

273258  Fiveninety: i didn't think so

273246  funy speling: What's wrong with his hand?

273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 mexican: @deeeeeeeez It is almost like the typical antileft post contains things that break the rules of this website or something.
 Peter Pantsless: @deeeeeeeez I can see your point but Alex Jones is a dickhead and deserves to be made fun of.
 Prostata: @deeeeeeeez and this is a problem... why?
 deeeeeeeez: Hey this is just as funny as all the AG posts making fun of the left....oh wait there aren't any because they aren't allowed.
 Donut: We never give Trevor Noah enough credit.
Image 236551   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
1110
 
 Flarmie: This one took me a moment.
 Kess: Why is this so satisfying?
 habbekratz: Is that the custodian from Are You Being Served ?
 Ulillillia: All right but I won't be able to click Rad when it's off the screen
 well duh: Eleven. ELEVEN!!
 Kaviri: I reach in and press all the buttons, then walk away.
 Robespierre: @Dr Awkward, The Queasemaker!
 Dr Awkward: [Rapidly scrolls up and down]
 dangerkeith3000: It was very rewarding to help out.
 Robespierre: I done dood it
 potato: What floor my dudes?
 Ihminen: lol sure just a sec
Image 236550   03-09-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
645
 
 itskando: This is my nightmare
 Surprising: What if it gets depressed and can't even be bothered looking at you?
 franktank: Is you refrigerator running? No it just got back from its morning jog.
 PenguinBartender: You...you mean they don't usually?
 elahabdh: Fridge you gave me the cold shoulder and you checking up on me? Yeah. I'LL SEE YOU LATER
Image 236549   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
883
 
 blablabla: This is driving me crazy I want to taste mascot now
 ping: I've been messing about with different poses of mascot today and happy-mascot-with-flowers is labelled as 'Fashion Accessory' whereas angry-mascot-with-arms-in-the-air is listed as 'Astronaut'. :)
 Mr. Butt: WE FINALLY HAVE A NAME! WE DON'T JUST HAVE TO CALL HER THE MASCOT ANYMORE!
 falling: Mascot is cake. Hmmm... *squints, formulates plan* (edit: somebody did that here already- who was it?)
 fanny: well that solves that...mascot is neither male or female, mascot is cake.
 Peter Pantsless: Get on it, bakernauts
Image 236548   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
383
 
 bug: Scroll up, I need to descend to Hell.
 Teechur: Definitely not "cake"
 Robespierre: Nun for me, thanks. I'm skiving.
Image 236547   03-09-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
Score:
526
 
 Python77: ...and a real person. Everyone else seems better at that, but I try to pass for someone with hopes and dreams.
 charlemagne: it's much easier to drink alone
 barfolomew: @a robot jpg.txt
 a robot: txt.jpg
 dangerkeith3000: Unsuccessfully.
Image 236546   03-09-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
970
 
 Sprinkles: A handsome kitcat
 Kaviri: Hey look, there's Bobcat back in his long hair days!
 Pegged Lamb: Excuse me sir, do you know you're a cat?
 Robespierre: The King of the Stump
 dangerkeith3000: Almost as deadly as a house cat - but twice as nice!
 a robot: Majestic murderfloof
Image 236545   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
492
 
 Mextreme Enchirito: #Snakes drops are falling on my head And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed Nothing seems to fit Those snakes drops are falling on my head, they keep falling#
 LurkedMoar: This is a high snake scenario
 LurkedMoar: Now this is an important sign
 Zarathustra: It's raining snakes, hallelujah.
 Kaviri: *Slowly puts on a stetson hat and grabs a whip*
 Warrax: Oh great, now they have an air force.
 Darmstadtium: I always do!
 Robespierre: And ladders. Don't forget about the ladders.
 dangerkeith3000: Always bring an umbrella.
 barfolomew: @Peter Pantsless no fucks given
 Peter Pantsless: Snakes in the rain
Image 236544   03-09-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
602
 
 Mr Bleak: Quaid! Did you fuck with the reactor again?
 Kaviri: Ha, check out my... nevermind.
 Relp: Cronencat
 Robespierre: When Cloning Goes Bad
 Peter Pantsless: Fools up to 30% of pediatricians
 Ulillillia: How far along are you? Arm grown on yet?
Image 236543   03-09-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
383
 
 FabricMan: Real women come in all shapes and sizes
 avemaria: something impossible something bowtie
 Zarathustra: A very rare side effect of pregnancy.
 charlemagne: I dropped my purse, but I can't break eye contact with that stranger over there
 ping: How far along are you? Arm fallen off yet?
Image 236542   03-09-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
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