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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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 dangerkeith3000: AGREED.
 Micro Jackson: IOW The best nap is a dirt nap
 DrNinjaman: Mattress Planet suggests suicide is the answer.
 Robespierre: Nap knows no boundaries
Image 236538   03-09-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
470
 
 VeeKay: When you kill High Confessor Tektus and replace him with a peaceful High Confessor Tektus.
 Astanapan: @wolfpk I completely agree, assassinations are only meaningful if the target cannot be easily replaced. At least we can imagine that all the fuhrers who were good at war were assassinated by time travellers until the position was filled by the guy who fought everyone everywhere at the same time until he ran his country out of men and then blamed his staff for being unable to win without any soldiers.
 wolfpk: @Peter Pantsless Go back in time and change the environment so he, or someone like him, can't rise to power. I will bet he would end up having no influence on history at all then. A.K.A. you can do whatever you want to him and it won't matter in the grand scheme of things.
 Peter Pantsless: @wolfpk But you can't deny that it would be fun to at least go back and punch Hitler in the face. Besides, the fact that he still exists in this timeline implies that his bodyguards were really good at stopping time travelers
 wolfpk: @Beef Supreme Well people say that, but don't think of the bigger picture. As bad as Hitler was, it could have been worse. An argument can be made that it was the environment (political, social, etc) that allowed Hitler to gain power. Even if Hitler never existed, in that environment, another person just like him or worse is bound to rise. So the whole "going back in time and erasing Hitler" really is flawed thinking. To "erase Hitler" you much change the environment that allowed him to rise.
 wolfpk: Real answer #236221
 Beef Supreme: What a waste of time travel. I would rather spay and neuter Hitler's grandparents.
 VoR: Depending on the type of time travel you subscribe too.
 jochenau: I don't know that saying "don't beat your wife" to a 12-year-old is going to be all that effective...unless it's the 12-year-old's 30-year-old future self saying it.
 Robespierre: Fibre. Now.
 Mr. Shine: *break his limbs, educate her about abuse
Image 236537   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: He's not a conjurer of choco chips
 charlemagne: @FabricMan which one
 FabricMan: For a brief moment, I thought that was Kurt Vonnegut
 Donut: "You say cookies are just sometime food again, British man, and me forget you award-winning actor and punch you in award-winning balls. You no mess with cookies. Get me?"
 Micro Jackson: Cookie porn
 charlemagne: you're supposed to tell me when we're dressing up patrick, now I feel frightfully foolish
 Robespierre: Introducing the Silver Warrior collection ... from William Henry
Image 236536   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
707
 
 savvoy: Fortunately, flamingos don't like the taste of human flesh
 WTF: That's why they're called the King of the Jungle
Image 236535   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF Oh gawd. I camembert that joke.
 XLY: cheese always wins
 VeeKay: Try it on a room temperature brie, see where you end up then, loser.
 tib gubb: just a false sense of security, man. no hard cheese would fall for this.
 Warrax: This joke is cheesy.
 WTF: @ping I had Blue Cheese attack me once but it crumbled under the pressure.
 ping: By the time you read this message it may be too late. I thought I could keep the gouda safely contained in the fridge but the edam cut the power and now I'm hiding in a cupboard, covered in the dead remains of a wheel of stilton and wielding my trusty cheese-knife. They find you by smell, you know. As long as the wifi stays on there is hope...
Image 236534   03-09-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
359
 
 carpwoman: Marbled Orbweaver.
 VeeKay: Spider side eye.jpg
 ping: @ThoughtlessGentleman I like arachnid butts and I cannot lie...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: boooooottty!!
 Dresdenkeogh: I contain multitudes
 jochenau: We had an orb weaver one year that looked pretty similar to this. Their webs really are magnificent!
Image 236533   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
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 eradicator: Hatch food pyramid
 VeeKay: Aparently, if you're not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
 wordjones: In 2018, Scott McCloud redesigned his art abstraction pyramid
 Kaviri: What is this, a food pyramid for earthworms?
 grizzly: Loam
 Micro Jackson: This post is soiled
 bug: Sandy clay loam confirmed.
 tib gubb: lots of good rapper names, here
 Robespierre: Revolution is in the air
 Warrax: I was at the Loam wedding, when Sandy married Clay. Beautiful ceremony.
 Dr Awkward: Where does Soylent green fall on this chart?
 barfolomew: This'll settle some bar bets.
 jochenau: You can't see it but exactly in the middle is a tiny dot labeled "sclioaymlt"
Image 236532   03-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
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 well duh: I will rad this every time.
 Donut: PBS supporting unrest in Angola again, I see?
 Not A Bot: ...and no one has any idea where any of them go.
 dangerkeith3000: Mad Max: Cookie Road
 Robespierre: Refined toughness
 PenguinBartender: WITNESS MY COOKIES!
 VeeKay: Wheeeee!
Image 236531   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
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 Kaviri: Mr. Peanut here. Just wanted to remind everyone that I still exist. Thanks, and have a nice day!
 wolfpk: Allergy warning: may contain peanuts
 Micro Jackson: It's cool you just peel it and eat the guts
 Robespierre: Impressive in the wild. Refined in the city.
 Dresdenkeogh: As a vegan I can't eat coins, dice, playing cards, mountains, or any wrestling match that isn't all heels.
 barfolomew: Even as a carnivore, I have difficulty eating something so jaunty.
 Dr Awkward: Remember PB Crisps? Those things were so bomb. youtube.com/…
 jazzjunkie: Anthropomorphism kills
Image 236530   03-09-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
184
 
 Micro Jackson: Anti-selfie device. Hooray!
 Mad Collager: @Warrax I think GIS is drunk, and needs to go home.
 Mr. Shine: The first pacemakers were a little crude by today's standards, but medical science is always seeking newer, better ways to save or prolong lives.
 Robespierre: DeVICEs...
 WTF: The Turbo Toilet 2000
 ping: You don't see these things very often nowadays.
 Warrax: GIS assures me this is an airplane. As with all objects I can't identify, I can only assume it's ur mom's dildo.
Image 236529   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
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