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272379  Mr. Butt: That pole doesn't have a reel. There's no reason she should be casting three feet of line over her head.

272379  Dr Awkward: bASS Fishing?

272361  Not A Bot: Damn, son.

272376  Mr. Butt: C is the best choice. I'd settle for A or D. B is incorrect.

272367  Nope: Now we just wait for the gaurd, you distract him and I'll rip out his leg artery.

272369  Nope: White shirt, black (mostly) cat, that man is a rebel!

272379  Nope: Thats not safe at all, they should be wearing shoes!

272382  Nope: Ugh *swipes right on someones face* wtf, why are you still here.

272369  Knice: The bicep flex is extremely necessary in case that cat suddenly gains 40#.

272373  Nope: I can respect that

272375  Nope: I have a friend who is also the devil

272372  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg.

272369  Dr Awkward: Puss Magnet

272372  Dr Awkward: You can't tow an all-wheel drive vehicle like that! If it wasn't already, that white Outback is fucked, now.

272375  Dr Awkward: This graph is my jam.

201031  Dr Awkward: @fanny Well my name was changed to Taint Juice on this post, so I very well may have!

272375  thecraftywolf: things people say when i write with my center hand: 90% ew in public? 10% *think its impressive*

272372  dingding: He's *always* doin me an annoy.

272372  Minnesotan: outback out back of an outback out back of a outback

201031  fanny: @Dr Awkward that is odd. did you make ol' Nance angry? ;)

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 p nut: When you kill High Confessor Tektus and replace him with a peaceful High Confessor Tektus.
 Astanapan: @wolfpk I completely agree, assassinations are only meaningful if the target cannot be easily replaced. At least we can imagine that all the fuhrers who were good at war were assassinated by time travellers until the position was filled by the guy who fought everyone everywhere at the same time until he ran his country out of men and then blamed his staff for being unable to win without any soldiers.
 wolfpk: @Peter Pantsless Go back in time and change the environment so he, or someone like him, can't rise to power. I will bet he would end up having no influence on history at all then. A.K.A. you can do whatever you want to him and it won't matter in the grand scheme of things.
 Peter Pantsless: @wolfpk But you can't deny that it would be fun to at least go back and punch Hitler in the face. Besides, the fact that he still exists in this timeline implies that his bodyguards were really good at stopping time travelers
 wolfpk: @Beef Supreme Well people say that, but don't think of the bigger picture. As bad as Hitler was, it could have been worse. An argument can be made that it was the environment (political, social, etc) that allowed Hitler to gain power. Even if Hitler never existed, in that environment, another person just like him or worse is bound to rise. So the whole "going back in time and erasing Hitler" really is flawed thinking. To "erase Hitler" you much change the environment that allowed him to rise.
 wolfpk: Real answer #236221
 Beef Supreme: What a waste of time travel. I would rather spay and neuter Hitler's grandparents.
 depression: Depending on the type of time travel you subscribe too.
 jochenau: I don't know that saying "don't beat your wife" to a 12-year-old is going to be all that effective...unless it's the 12-year-old's 30-year-old future self saying it.
 Robespierre: Fibre. Now.
 Mr. Shine: *break his limbs, educate her about abuse
Image 236537   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
596
 
 LurkedMoar: He's not a conjurer of choco chips
 charlemagne: @FabricMan which one
 FabricMan: For a brief moment, I thought that was Kurt Vonnegut
 Donut: "You say cookies are just sometime food again, British man, and me forget you award-winning actor and punch you in award-winning balls. You no mess with cookies. Get me?"
 Micro Jackson: Cookie porn
 charlemagne: you're supposed to tell me when we're dressing up patrick, now I feel frightfully foolish
 Robespierre: Introducing the Silver Warrior collection ... from William Henry
Image 236536   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
707
 
 savvoy: Fortunately, flamingos don't like the taste of human flesh
 WTF: That's why they're called the King of the Jungle
Image 236535   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF Oh gawd. I camembert that joke.
 XLY: cheese always wins
 Lorm Bembo: Try it on a room temperature brie, see where you end up then, loser.
 tib gubb: just a false sense of security, man. no hard cheese would fall for this.
 Warrax: This joke is cheesy.
 WTF: @ping I had Blue Cheese attack me once but it crumbled under the pressure.
 ping: By the time you read this message it may be too late. I thought I could keep the gouda safely contained in the fridge but the edam cut the power and now I'm hiding in a cupboard, covered in the dead remains of a wheel of stilton and wielding my trusty cheese-knife. They find you by smell, you know. As long as the wifi stays on there is hope...
Image 236534   03-09-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
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 carpwoman: Marbled Orbweaver.
 eykei: Spider side eye.jpg
 ping: @ThoughtlessGentleman I like arachnid butts and I cannot lie...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: boooooottty!!
 Dresdenkeogh: I contain multitudes
 jochenau: We had an orb weaver one year that looked pretty similar to this. Their webs really are magnificent!
Image 236533   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
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 eradicator: Hatch food pyramid
 buds420: Aparently, if you're not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
 wordjones: In 2018, Scott McCloud redesigned his art abstraction pyramid
 Kaviri: What is this, a food pyramid for earthworms?
 grizzly: Loam
 Micro Jackson: This post is soiled
 bug: Sandy clay loam confirmed.
 tib gubb: lots of good rapper names, here
 Robespierre: Revolution is in the air
 Warrax: I was at the Loam wedding, when Sandy married Clay. Beautiful ceremony.
 Dr Awkward: Where does Soylent green fall on this chart?
 barfolomew: This'll settle some bar bets.
 jochenau: You can't see it but exactly in the middle is a tiny dot labeled "sclioaymlt"
Image 236532   03-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
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 well duh: I will rad this every time.
 Donut: PBS supporting unrest in Angola again, I see?
 Not A Bot: ...and no one has any idea where any of them go.
 dangerkeith3000: Mad Max: Cookie Road
 Robespierre: Refined toughness
 PenguinBartender: WITNESS MY COOKIES!
 fridaynight: Wheeeee!
Image 236531   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
289
 
 Kaviri: Mr. Peanut here. Just wanted to remind everyone that I still exist. Thanks, and have a nice day!
 wolfpk: Allergy warning: may contain peanuts
 Micro Jackson: It's cool you just peel it and eat the guts
 Robespierre: Impressive in the wild. Refined in the city.
 Dresdenkeogh: As a vegan I can't eat coins, dice, playing cards, mountains, or any wrestling match that isn't all heels.
 barfolomew: Even as a carnivore, I have difficulty eating something so jaunty.
 Dr Awkward: Remember PB Crisps? Those things were so bomb. youtube.com/…
 jazzjunkie: Anthropomorphism kills
Image 236530   03-09-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
184
 
 Micro Jackson: Anti-selfie device. Hooray!
 Mad Collager: @Warrax I think GIS is drunk, and needs to go home.
 Mr. Shine: The first pacemakers were a little crude by today's standards, but medical science is always seeking newer, better ways to save or prolong lives.
 Robespierre: DeVICEs...
 WTF: The Turbo Toilet 2000
 ping: You don't see these things very often nowadays.
 Warrax: GIS assures me this is an airplane. As with all objects I can't identify, I can only assume it's ur mom's dildo.
Image 236529   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
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 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Micro Jackson: Firetruck will fuck you up
 Mad Collager: Watch out for fire engine-launched dummies!
 Mr. Shine: "That tickles!"
 Defiance: Damn rubber fire trucks!
 Dr Awkward: BOING!
Image 236528   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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