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272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

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271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.



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 savvoy: Fortunately, flamingos don't like the taste of human flesh
 WTF: That's why they're called the King of the Jungle
Image 236535   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
214
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF Oh gawd. I camembert that joke.
 XLY: cheese always wins
 Lorm Bembo: Try it on a room temperature brie, see where you end up then, loser.
 tib gubb: just a false sense of security, man. no hard cheese would fall for this.
 Warrax: This joke is cheesy.
 WTF: @ping I had Blue Cheese attack me once but it crumbled under the pressure.
 ping: By the time you read this message it may be too late. I thought I could keep the gouda safely contained in the fridge but the edam cut the power and now I'm hiding in a cupboard, covered in the dead remains of a wheel of stilton and wielding my trusty cheese-knife. They find you by smell, you know. As long as the wifi stays on there is hope...
Image 236534   03-09-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
359
 
 carpwoman: Marbled Orbweaver.
 eykei: Spider side eye.jpg
 ping: @ThoughtlessGentleman I like arachnid butts and I cannot lie...
 ThoughtlessGentleman: boooooottty!!
 Dresdenkeogh: I contain multitudes
 jochenau: We had an orb weaver one year that looked pretty similar to this. Their webs really are magnificent!
Image 236533   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
375
 
 eradicator: Hatch food pyramid
 buds420: Aparently, if you're not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate.
 wordjones: In 2018, Scott McCloud redesigned his art abstraction pyramid
 Kaviri: What is this, a food pyramid for earthworms?
 grizzly: Loam
 Micro Jackson: This post is soiled
 bug: Sandy clay loam confirmed.
 tib gubb: lots of good rapper names, here
 Robespierre: Revolution is in the air
 Warrax: I was at the Loam wedding, when Sandy married Clay. Beautiful ceremony.
 Dr Awkward: Where does Soylent green fall on this chart?
 barfolomew: This'll settle some bar bets.
 jochenau: You can't see it but exactly in the middle is a tiny dot labeled "sclioaymlt"
Image 236532   03-09-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
543
 
 well duh: I will rad this every time.
 Donut: PBS supporting unrest in Angola again, I see?
 Not A Bot: ...and no one has any idea where any of them go.
 dangerkeith3000: Mad Max: Cookie Road
 Robespierre: Refined toughness
 PenguinBartender: WITNESS MY COOKIES!
 fridaynight: Wheeeee!
Image 236531   03-09-18   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Score:
289
 
 Kaviri: Mr. Peanut here. Just wanted to remind everyone that I still exist. Thanks, and have a nice day!
 wolfpk: Allergy warning: may contain peanuts
 Micro Jackson: It's cool you just peel it and eat the guts
 Robespierre: Impressive in the wild. Refined in the city.
 Dresdenkeogh: As a vegan I can't eat coins, dice, playing cards, mountains, or any wrestling match that isn't all heels.
 barfolomew: Even as a carnivore, I have difficulty eating something so jaunty.
 Dr Awkward: Remember PB Crisps? Those things were so bomb. youtube.com/…
 jazzjunkie: Anthropomorphism kills
Image 236530   03-09-18   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
184
 
 Micro Jackson: Anti-selfie device. Hooray!
 Mad Collager: @Warrax I think GIS is drunk, and needs to go home.
 Mr. Shine: The first pacemakers were a little crude by today's standards, but medical science is always seeking newer, better ways to save or prolong lives.
 Robespierre: DeVICEs...
 WTF: The Turbo Toilet 2000
 ping: You don't see these things very often nowadays.
 Warrax: GIS assures me this is an airplane. As with all objects I can't identify, I can only assume it's ur mom's dildo.
Image 236529   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
382
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Micro Jackson: Firetruck will fuck you up
 Mad Collager: Watch out for fire engine-launched dummies!
 Mr. Shine: "That tickles!"
 Defiance: Damn rubber fire trucks!
 Dr Awkward: BOING!
Image 236528   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
440
 
 bug: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
 Robespierre: "Patience is my virtue"
 PenguinBartender: "The worst part about this whole thing is, when I pee in your shoes later -- you're going to wonder why."
 Dresdenkeogh: YOU WANT MY ELECTRONICS?!?! YOU'RE ALWAYS CLIMBING ALL OVER THEM, SO HERE!! HAPPY??!?!... Damn it you are aren't you... freakin Cats...
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Well, still the cat, but also the person now.
 Ulillillia: Robocat
 Teechur: NOW who's the asshole?
Image 236527   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
604
 
 LurkedMoar: Always a bigger fish
 mexican: Fish big.
 Peter Pantsless: "I swear, it was THIS BIG!"
 Prostata: Gonna need a bigger boat
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur He never learns!
 Teechur: Look out, Jonah! Should have gone to Nineveh...
 Robespierre: Bottom right looks a bit like belching Barney
Image 236526   03-09-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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