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268203  Sandor: @Side Boob And falling down wells

268178  Eleftheros: @WannaBee DBZ has the answer to most of life's questions.

268184  Eleftheros: @AlexDeLarge well, fuck, if only the comments were above the pictures and I was gonna quit the internet after one more pic

268163  fanny: my daughter has this dress and this is something she would do too...

268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.



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10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
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Score:
184
 
 Micro Jackson: Anti-selfie device. Hooray!
 Mad Collager: @Warrax I think GIS is drunk, and needs to go home.
 Mr. Shine: The first pacemakers were a little crude by today's standards, but medical science is always seeking newer, better ways to save or prolong lives.
 Robespierre: DeVICEs...
 WTF: The Turbo Toilet 2000
 ping: You don't see these things very often nowadays.
 Warrax: GIS assures me this is an airplane. As with all objects I can't identify, I can only assume it's ur mom's dildo.
Image 236529   03-09-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
382
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Micro Jackson: Firetruck will fuck you up
 Mad Collager: Watch out for fire engine-launched dummies!
 Mr. Shine: "That tickles!"
 VeeKay: Damn rubber fire trucks!
 Dr Awkward: BOING!
Image 236528   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
440
 
 bug: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
 Robespierre: "Patience is my virtue"
 PenguinBartender: "The worst part about this whole thing is, when I pee in your shoes later -- you're going to wonder why."
 Dresdenkeogh: YOU WANT MY ELECTRONICS?!?! YOU'RE ALWAYS CLIMBING ALL OVER THEM, SO HERE!! HAPPY??!?!... Damn it you are aren't you... freakin Cats...
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Well, still the cat, but also the person now.
 Ulillillia: Robocat
 Teechur: NOW who's the asshole?
Image 236527   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
604
 
 LurkedMoar: Always a bigger fish
 mexican: Fish big.
 Peter Pantsless: "I swear, it was THIS BIG!"
 Prostata: Gonna need a bigger boat
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur He never learns!
 Teechur: Look out, Jonah! Should have gone to Nineveh...
 Robespierre: Bottom right looks a bit like belching Barney
Image 236526   03-09-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
362
 
 funny in the wall: No reason for wedges on the leg one. Those are not chiral carbons. But of course, people who think this kind of stuff is funny are shit chemists
 dangerkeith3000: Persistence is futile.
 Micro Jackson: Fuckin organics think they so funny
 Ulillillia: Bazinga
Image 236525   03-09-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
392
 
 Robespierre: You're fooling no one
Image 236524   03-09-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
310
 
 Munkybut: Next time stand in FRONT of the screen.
 Matricii: Art imitates life imitates art imitates life... infinitum ad nauseum
 Dr Awkward: Superbad came from the future
Image 236523   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
676
 
 Bill Rye: and you can't use your phone as a calculator cause you're already usin it as a camera
 Not A Bot: Come Battle Cat we must find Skeletor!
 Ulillillia: That's ducked up
 Matricii: I need no more cuteness today. Also, this is a pro excuse
 fumbduck: Doing equackions. *bows head in shame*
 Dr Awkward: That's why I have a duck shield for all of my calculators
Image 236522   03-09-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
501
 
 moogerator: Just another typical commute for Jack Deth
 VeeKay: Fucking Kyoto Protocol is a Chinese plot to undermine American industry.
 savvoy: Neither recognizes the other as prey because neither is a fat seal
 Donut: "Hey, Roger." "Hey, Tom." "You see that penguin that passed by here?" "No. I'll let you know when I see him." "Thanks, Roger." Keep cool, Todd."
 Peter Pantsless: The new Asylum movie?
 wolfpk: FIGHT!
 PenguinBartender: Goddamnit people, stop making up awesome scenarios for client change deniers to cling to.
 Warrax: ...HAMMERTIME!
 Matricii: If there's a raised platform near there, I'll give even odds on the polar bear
 Dr Awkward: Ten bucks on the shark
Image 236521   03-09-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
609
 
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro never doubt the worm!
 Spazstatic: @Yurishiro hah, fishing jokes.
 Robespierre: Remember when people used to get all dressed up to go online? And how izzit that that green monochrome monitor is displaying in colour?
 Matricii: Ahh the 1980s and 90s... they were a magical time for the internet... Still so full of optimism
 dangerkeith3000: Is that the mom from 7th Heaven?
 macrocosm: That's what the worm said
 duckybox: #152745
 flatluigi: All the way down
 9inchfails: I blame AG
 original og: I can't for the rest of my life. I'm going ONLINE.
Image 236520   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
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