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249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
320
 
 PenguinBartender: Ladies, the line forms to the left.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mr. Butt @Prostata I also love that both of your usernames this have a certain gluteal theme. Just a fun correlation
 Dresdenkeogh: @Prostata @Mr. Butt I was playing just cause 3 last night, got pissed and yelled out the name of this meme, and it was like I had a 'Nam flashback of memes
 Matricii: Behold, the first attempt at a skinjob for the T-800 series Terminator... No wonder they settled on Arnold...
 Robespierre: True Grit
 Mr. Butt: Hello, old friend.
 Prostata: monglers gotta mongle
 Teechur: Switch to Sanka.
 Chest Rockwell: Calm the fuck down!
Image 236506   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
235
 
 Felicity: OB/GYM
 Kaviri: Give (us) Your Money.
 Robespierre: Picking the McDs with the "best" Chicken McNuggets is really splitting hairs, don't'cha think?
 Matricii: Westside McDonalds Yo... we got the best Chicken Nuggets.
 Robespierre: Mancunian Macs, eh?
 Teechur: If that's what you want to call the play area....
 WTF: Bah bup bup bup bah... I'm pumpin' it.
Image 236505   03-09-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
577
 
 Matricii: @Yurishiro This reminds me of IRC... "AFK House is on fire... will be back later."
 VeeKay: Well, that seemed to go well.
 Not A Bot: Gummy Bear Centipede - Chewy Sequence
 Mad Collager: (in Austrian accent) Fuck you, Icehole!
 Mad Collager: @Prostata The smell never bothered me, anyway.
 Teechur: *Lara's theme intensifies.*
 WTF: My wife would only see and complain about the toilet seat being left up.
 Prostata: @barfolomew let it go
 Yurishiro: @barfolomew yeah, the joke was about how it looks like the water's flooding
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro eh, it's frozen, it's not going anywhere.
 Yurishiro: That seems like a good time to take a pic, I can't see more important things to do.
Image 236504   03-09-18   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
667
 
 antipatterns: If rationalism understood culture, the Enlightenment would have worked. Unfortunately, it doesn't, and it won't.
 Robespierre: @Skaalar Dumbest trend? Bringing back institutionalized hate disguised as a social value
 Robespierre: Microcephalic
 Matricii: @Skaalar Dumb, yes. Dumbest, no. If this was the dumbest, I'd actually feel ok about the world.
 Skaalar: Seriously. This was the dumbest trend.
 Dr Awkward: https://tinyurl.com/yctyrk9l
 Not A Bot: 3 dolph truck.
Image 236503   03-09-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
710
 
 Eleftheros: @Uncle Phil what I should have said is humans are redundant and none of this matters
 Kaviri: If you're an RN, these two need your help ASAP
 Uncle Phil: @Eleftheros Each sperm is unique though
 Eleftheros: It's not terabytes when it's just million-fold redundancy.
 WTF: I don't think that's how it works.
 Yurishiro: Ahhh the famous 'wow' signal!
Image 236502   03-09-18   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
611
 
 Mr Bleak: @Matricii Nope, bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes SpiderDog. It's a crossover.
 Matricii: Is this the new Jerry Brukheimer productions intro? This time the dog gets struck by lightning and becomes a tree?
 Yurishiro: *4K UHD intensifies*
Image 236501   03-09-18   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
527
 
 Warrax: Nice cake. The baby looks totally real.
 Matricii: @Robespierre Or some Fava beans with the nice Chianti
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries
 Matricii: Ah bedtime at the Dahmer house was always fun.
 Ulillillia: Can't sleep...shark'll eat me
 Mad Collager: Get to the choppa!
 Zukero: @ping OR you're gonna have a smaller baby.
 ping: You're gonna need a bigger crib.
Image 236500   03-09-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
649
 
 Not A Bot: This is a weird porn
 Matricii: Every one of these Carol's are not having his shit, except the first one who is inexplicably smiling.
 Ulillillia: Joke on the rocks, ain't no surprise
 Robespierre: Some red, red wine, please
 barfolomew: Nuh uh. Some of them are bitter and cranky.
 Darmstadtium: Nah... the original Spartacus was better...
 Mr. Shine: Dah! Dan-nahhh!
 Dobly: 30 Carols agree
 Side Boob: Unlikely
 San DoDo: Worth the read
 VoR: why not savoury?
Image 236499   03-09-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
290
 
 cybeq: This is why they hate us @petepuma
 petepuma: The Sign(ature)of the Devil
Image 236498   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
320
 
 Mr Bleak: Well kids, the good news is school is closed...
 VeeKay: Well this is fucking depressing.
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro I'll dig up on it once my boss leaves for the weekend - thx!
 Yurishiro: @Robespierre This might be a boring read for many but I find it very interesting, maybe you'll enjoy it too sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/…
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Tornado-proof building? Not bloody likely. The very definition of an F5 implies that practically everything in its path is destroyed.
 Mad Collager: @Science ...trailer parks.
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's not the construction quality, it's the fact that a lot of these people live below the poverty line and tend to congregate in places where property is inexpensive, i.e. tornado alleys, flood plains, etc.
 Mr. Shine: If she sees her shadow, there'll be six more weeks of apocalypse.
 Yurishiro: Poor people it looks like the aftermath of some hurricane/natural disaster. Isn't the case to have some national aid to build proper weather-proof buildings? How many people lose their home every year?!
Image 236497   03-09-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
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