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258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

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Score:
478
 
 Mr. Shine: OH YEEEEEEEUUUHHHHHHH
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Well yeah ... because he ded
 Porm Munties: @Hyphae of course not. I meant 'I' can't wipe his ass. Because it's gross.
 Hyphae: @Yurishiro I hope you're not implying that I'm less macho if my bros help me wipe. ...and I'm just rhetorically stating that in first person for a friend...
 digabigpig: (can't wipe his ass)
 Ulillillia: I want to be a macho man
Image 236382   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
756
 
 Hyphae: @grizzly those are good. I've been enjoying Pinocchio, even if it updates as often as a super blue blood moon eclipse
 grizzly: @Hyphae still waiting for a new hiagb...
 Robespierre: Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker, all right.
 Ulillillia: @Hyphae From the Sunshine Band, right?
 Side Boob: No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy
 Hyphae: I'm hoping we all now who KC Green is at this point...
 Robespierre: Darker than most
 VoR: Oh man.. spoilers
Image 236381   03-08-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
602
 
 VeeKay: Not kidding but this is actually my avatar on facebook.
 Dresdenkeogh: Phtagnsgiving
 Amy Housewine: Give me an army of such beasts and I will bring the world to heel.
 King Polly: What happened to don't play with food!
 Scoo: Why not Zoidsgiving?
 sparename: Was there an aquarium at The Roundabout Zoo??
Image 236380   03-08-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
371
 
 Mark As Read: See my some-weeks-ago comment about the guy who got all the unwanted junk stolen off his front lawn for him by putting price tags on it.
 carpwoman: @Ulillillia - Kohl's. Except great things.
 Yam: @dangerkeith3000 I work in one of those.
 Ulillillia: Kohl's, expect great things
 Sadbot: Retail and marketing are just applied psych with no ethical oversight
 dangerkeith3000: It's sad, but this is true. I know stores where ALL their merchandise is 'on sale' all year.
Image 236379   03-08-18   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
418
 
 Spazstatic: It's so they can sniff the building's butt
 jazzjunkie: [Felines use side door]
 carpwoman: I, for one, appreciate this.
 tib gubb: wow. racist.
 dangerkeith3000: Separate by definition is NOT equal!
 VeeKay: End apartheid NOW!
Image 236378   03-08-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
409
 
 Spazstatic: The nonuniformity of your letter placements is an unusual natural phenomenon.
 barfolomew: Shoot, all mine is on Super-8.
 Robespierre: Bite me.
 Scoo: None of those things are particularly unusual
 dangerkeith3000: I have one of a really weird dump I took. Does that count?
 Yam: I recorded unusual natural phenomena but not on video tape. Sorry.
Image 236377   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
315
 
 mwoody: Your Calvin peeing sticker is upside down.
 Springbok: Explanation: It's Spiderman hanging upside down. His head and eyes are at the very bottom, and his legs are bent at the knees so his lower legs are out of sight.
 dangerkeith3000: I still only see a bunny...
 Winterneuro: @Micro Jackson without your comment, I thought this was a bunny hanging, and I couldnt figure out why from an Apple...
 Micro Jackson: That's not just my Spidey Sense tingling....
Image 236376   03-08-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
719
 
 itskando: Weirdest nachos right now
 sports: The Daleks are getting bigger
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Good call. Must have eaten Patrick and stolen his rock.
 Wooden Spoon: @Teechur: thats Squidward.
 Wooden Spoon: Squids give him the weirdest nachos
 Teechur: @Teechur Oh.... #236373
 Teechur: Egads! If that's Patrick I wonder what SpongeBob looks like.
 tib gubb: war of the worlds
 Crim Tender: Million to one, they said.
 Scoo: I think the human won: #236380
 gumble: Personally,in real life I found Nyarlathotep to be much more impressive
 jochenau: Psssst...hey kid, wanna by some industrialization?
 sparename: The much-feared "Creature of The Bose"
Image 236375   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: @barfolomew: nothing quite like dog garlic farts.
 barfolomew: @Micro Jackson they love the sun, and garlic.
 Micro Jackson: @Yurishiro They want to give you blood?
 Pickle Dick: Reverse vampires
 BavidDowie: Olsen twins haven't aged well
Image 236374   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Ghidorah!
 thecraftywolf: big bird's just end meeeee god left me unfinished and bart's in utter shock
 VoR: Eat my sponge pants.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: holy trinity?
Image 236373   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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