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258337  grizzly: Mesa called Jar Jar Binks!

258392  Greifer: @Peter Pantsless it would be if that's a Madonna concert 25 years ago

258357  grizzly: Yomp!

258413  Peter Pantsless: This is my kink

258391  Teechur: @kimjongun A heartbroken tofu yo

258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.



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Score:
719
 
 itskando: Weirdest nachos right now
 sports: The Daleks are getting bigger
 Teechur: @Wooden Spoon Good call. Must have eaten Patrick and stolen his rock.
 Wooden Spoon: @Teechur: thats Squidward.
 Wooden Spoon: Squids give him the weirdest nachos
 Teechur: @Teechur Oh.... #236373
 Teechur: Egads! If that's Patrick I wonder what SpongeBob looks like.
 tib gubb: war of the worlds
 Crim Tender: Million to one, they said.
 Scoo: I think the human won: #236380
 gumble: Personally,in real life I found Nyarlathotep to be much more impressive
 jochenau: Psssst...hey kid, wanna by some industrialization?
 sparename: The much-feared "Creature of The Bose"
Image 236375   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
680
 
 Wooden Spoon: @barfolomew: nothing quite like dog garlic farts.
 barfolomew: @Micro Jackson they love the sun, and garlic.
 Micro Jackson: @Yurishiro They want to give you blood?
 Pickle Dick: Reverse vampires
 BavidDowie: Olsen twins haven't aged well
Image 236374   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
503
 
 dangerkeith3000: Ghidorah!
 thecraftywolf: big bird's just end meeeee god left me unfinished and bart's in utter shock
 VoR: Eat my sponge pants.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: holy trinity?
Image 236373   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
816
 
 Amy Housewine: "'Ere, Phil, Or don' 'alf feel fanney"
 VoR: ...hang on. I need to do a quick search on Ask Geeves
 charlemagne: rosskempfolds.tumblr.com/
Image 236372   03-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
666
 
 VoR: *real to a person that doesn't know what a real hand feels like
 Hyphae: ... anyway, my boyfriend is still in the dog house at least until this glove cools down to room temp
 Skaalar: At least it wasnt sand.
Image 236371   03-08-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
783
 
 trelyate: when people ask you how your love life is going
 Micro Jackson: Gpood thing I always check the pockets before doing the laundry
Image 236370   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
1037
 
 tib gubb: we get it...
 hajjpodge: Nice.
 Teechur: @Ulillillia That reminds ME. I never got any.
 Not A Bot: Cool flat top erazerhead
 Ulillillia: @fanny That reminds me, I'm out of A-G stickers :(
 dangerkeith3000: They love getting baked and eating steamed hams in Weedsport. (Even though it IS an Albany expression)
 Micro Jackson: Yeah, that's me lying on the curb passed out
 fanny: That's not far from me. I should go put a RAD sticker on it.
 Peter Pantsless: There's a "420 High St." in my old town
 VoR: In the mirror.
 Dr Awkward: heheheh, "13166"
 Robespierre: Aiming high, I see
Image 236369   03-08-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
98
 
 meh: The way the microphones blend in with his jacket, it kind of looks like he has hoses coming out of his chest, like a stillsuit
 Wooden Spoon: @Not A Bot: Cool flat top erazerhead
 Micro Jackson: Fabulous Communist!
 Not A Bot: Yep, it's an album. The instructions are pretty simple: put it on the record player, sit nearby and listen. For this particular album you'll also want some cool beer, a joint, and a long hot afternoon.
 Side Boob: "And if you ever want to see your families again..."
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 VoR: Pinstripe is alright by me.
Image 236368   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
185
 
 RiderFan: My grandfather (mother's side) was apparently a silver fox the likes of which the world has never seen (he married in his late 50's).
 drhenry: So its a reverse condom
 Wooden Spoon: @VoR: the old spice must flow!
 Wooden Spoon: @a sedated moose: just the opposite, its inflammable...
 tears as lube: Old Spice is what all the Spice Girls are called these days. (Ouch! :-D )
 kswat: And you are soooooooo lucky he didn't use Axe!
 Robespierre: "Twist up product" sounds like rolling a joint
 a sedated moose: Wait, old spice is flammable?
 Micro Jackson: It's made from semen
 Beef Supreme: I'm gonna need some evidence of that, like a slowly fading 'Back to the Future' photo.
 VoR: Old spice is life
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious
Image 236367   03-08-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
1072
 
 XLY: @wolfpk I sure hope so
 Wooden Spoon: @gumble: Arrr you serious?
 Teechur: @gumble Is it September 19th already?
 Ulillillia: @gumble I just downloaded Photoshop
 Dresdenkeogh: @wolfpk it's just to make you wonder
 gumble: Happy Inernational Talk Like A Pirate Day Y'all
 thecraftywolf: but if someone wanted to be ms marvel?
 dangerkeith3000: I'm wonder woman!
 Micro Jackson: I wonder..........
 wolfpk: Is the one just left of center flipping everyone off?
Image 236366   03-08-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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