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268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268539 Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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Score:
461
 
 DrNinjaman: Litany about Beer I'd like some beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
 dangerkeith3000: You know, for kids!
 Robespierre: Hm. Apparently it was a doomed colouring book - I've not seen one before
 Yam: You were supposed to use Piters Lip Purple for that part, not Sandworm Skin Sepia
 VoR: What colour is spice
 Micro Jackson: Color me spice
 Beef Supreme: The Spice must flow.
Image 236041   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
396
 
 Sparkplug: @Hyphae - The child is suspected of steeling an old pencil for school.
 Hyphae: ...is that a picture of a business person chasing down a child on the front window of that bus?
Image 236040   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
867
 
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 a robot: Gotta keep your buns hydrated
Image 236039   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
841
 
 Robespierre: Wracked with guilt?
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Looking at #236039
 Ulillillia: @Yam Mmm that I only meant well
 Yam: Well, what do you say?
Image 236038   03-06-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
793
 
 Scoo: I'd do it for less
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Indeed, you are.
 tib gubb: birbs. amirite?
 toaster: @Knice in disguise
 Yam: I feel this way about most people, and most chips.
 mexican: I believe it.
Image 236037   03-06-18   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
435
 
 Mad Collager: Po' Remington is in the red.
 DrNinjaman: It got into my clothes and it went bad...
 Rachelina: Television causes gun violence. Proof.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: You guys are stupid, in war the enemy looks for army guys
 Yam: Joining the likes of The Office and Top Gear, Teletubbies is yet another beloved British series that spawned an inferior American adaptation.
 Minnesotan: stop posting pics of me
 Ihminen: Todd Howard?
Image 236036   03-06-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
402
 
 Slerzy: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 Ulillillia: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 tib gubb: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 tib gubb: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 charlemagne: and we will achieve l matricide in ten... nine... eight...
 Slug Wind: @Hyphae - No, he is just trying to get back to the future.
 Hyphae: I really hope that's not supposed to be a life vest on the child on the right...
 Warrax: It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
Image 236035   03-06-18   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
420
 
 sylveon: Greengrocers apostrophe
 Robespierre: Unit pricing, eh?
 mission2mars: Sex on the each
 Ulillillia: Banana is by the each
 kazzy94: Apples by the beach is my fruit stand name
 VoR: ..each person?
 petepuma: i'm not sure i can eat a 1/4 a apple in one sitting (also the switcherino's gonna mess with me isn't it?)
Image 236034   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
349
 
 carpwoman: I don't remember that part of the movie.
 Mad Collager: Spoiler Alert!
 Greifer: and the oscar for best original script goes to...
 Robespierre: Diggin' this synopsis - maybe I'll see Shrek after all.
 hajjpodge: Lord Farquad replaced with Overseer Farquad.
 FabricMan: I would watch that movie
 Ihminen: ssssssssomebody once told me-wait this wasn't what they told me
 bug: This sounds like a better plot than the original...
 mexican: That is certainly a creative interpretation of the plot of Shrek.
Image 236033   03-06-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
687
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Beef Supreme Your sister and I were born the same year.
 Beef Supreme: My sister often asks rhetorically when she'll get a break from the parenting BS. She hates hearing the answer: "May 2032, when you're 51."
 Dr Awkward: My mom has previously shared this on her facebook page
 tib gubb: never have children. 420 nuke the whales
Image 236032   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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