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253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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Score:
461
 
 DrNinjaman: Litany about Beer I'd like some beer. Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain
 dangerkeith3000: You know, for kids!
 Robespierre: Hm. Apparently it was a doomed colouring book - I've not seen one before
 Yam: You were supposed to use Piters Lip Purple for that part, not Sandworm Skin Sepia
 VoR: What colour is spice
 Micro Jackson: Color me spice
 Beef Supreme: The Spice must flow.
Image 236041   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
396
 
 Sparkplug: @Hyphae - The child is suspected of steeling an old pencil for school.
 Hyphae: ...is that a picture of a business person chasing down a child on the front window of that bus?
Image 236040   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
867
 
 Korrok: No! You can't make me.
 a robot: Gotta keep your buns hydrated
Image 236039   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
841
 
 Robespierre: Wracked with guilt?
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Looking at #236039
 Ulillillia: @Yam Mmm that I only meant well
 Yam: Well, what do you say?
Image 236038   03-06-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
766
 
 Scoo: I'd do it for less
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Indeed, you are.
 tib gubb: birbs. amirite?
 toaster: @Knice in disguise
 Yam: I feel this way about most people, and most chips.
 mexican: I believe it.
Image 236037   03-06-18   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
435
 
 Mad Collager: Po' Remington is in the red.
 DrNinjaman: It got into my clothes and it went bad...
 Rachelina: Television causes gun violence. Proof.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: You guys are stupid, in war the enemy looks for army guys
 Yam: Joining the likes of The Office and Top Gear, Teletubbies is yet another beloved British series that spawned an inferior American adaptation.
 Minnesotan: stop posting pics of me
 Ihminen: Todd Howard?
Image 236036   03-06-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
402
 
 Slerzy: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 Ulillillia: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 tib gubb: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 tib gubb: oh heck no. water is terrifying.
 charlemagne: and we will achieve l matricide in ten... nine... eight...
 Slug Wind: @Hyphae - No, he is just trying to get back to the future.
 Hyphae: I really hope that's not supposed to be a life vest on the child on the right...
 Warrax: It's not the heat, it's the humidity.
Image 236035   03-06-18   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
420
 
 sylveon: Greengrocers apostrophe
 Robespierre: Unit pricing, eh?
 mission2mars: Sex on the each
 Ulillillia: Banana is by the each
 kazzy94: Apples by the beach is my fruit stand name
 VoR: ..each person?
 petepuma: i'm not sure i can eat a 1/4 a apple in one sitting (also the switcherino's gonna mess with me isn't it?)
Image 236034   03-06-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
349
 
 carpwoman: I don't remember that part of the movie.
 Mad Collager: Spoiler Alert!
 Greifer: and the oscar for best original script goes to...
 Robespierre: Diggin' this synopsis - maybe I'll see Shrek after all.
 hajjpodge: Lord Farquad replaced with Overseer Farquad.
 FabricMan: I would watch that movie
 Ihminen: ssssssssomebody once told me-wait this wasn't what they told me
 bug: This sounds like a better plot than the original...
 mexican: That is certainly a creative interpretation of the plot of Shrek.
Image 236033   03-06-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
687
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Beef Supreme Your sister and I were born the same year.
 Beef Supreme: My sister often asks rhetorically when she'll get a break from the parenting BS. She hates hearing the answer: "May 2032, when you're 51."
 Dr Awkward: My mom has previously shared this on her facebook page
 tib gubb: never have children. 420 nuke the whales
Image 236032   03-06-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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