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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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10. WannaBee



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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
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10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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 Captain Marsupial: "In financial news, Doge-Coin goes through the roof on today's news." Roof, I say, Roof-roof!
Image 235957   03-05-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
Score:
576
 
 Mr. Shine: @ignatz JUNK FAX KILLER: tape four sheets of black construction paper end to end, and when the front edge comes out, quickly tape it to the end. Dial their return number, and let it loop until the machine disconnects. You'll likely kill their cartidge.
 Mr. Shine: @Hokie333 @ignatz @tokyopig For home printing, HP does as thing now called Instant Ink,where you don't buy cartridges anymore, and can print anything you want, they just count the actual sheets of paper. Below a certain volume, it's even free for life. For most users, the yearly cost is lower than buying ink even one time.
 Zukero: @ignatz That was true 5 to 10 years ago. Now they sell the printers with cartridges filled to the third or less. If you don't print often, get a laser printer!
 jazzjunkie: Where I live, there's a little business that refills all kinds of printer ink cartridges for a fraction of the price! Sometimes you get a bad one, but then they'll replace it again for free.
 Hokie333: I'm starting to see Epsons with built-in high-capacity tanks, but-- gah, the only wide-format one's a $1000 all-in-one monstrosity.
 Hokie333: My screenprint shop lives off Epson wide-format inkjets, jerry-rigged with after-market external ink tanks. When they work, they work great. But even when they clog up and need to run multiple cleaning cycles (needing several 'cartridge resets' in the process) I'm grateful-- I couldn't imagine having to buy real ink cartridges for these things.
 Fiveninety: that printer's alignment is pretty bad
 Aufziehvogel: Formatted 160 x 90 inch
 tokyopig: @ignatz ughhhh. This is why we don't even own a printer anymore. If we have to print or scan something we use the 7/11. at 10 yen for each A4 sheet of black and white material it would be a long time before even a great printer/scanner managed to pay for itself.
 a robot: *prints "ok" in white text on full-sheet black background*
 p nut: @tokyopig You can often buy new printers pre-loaded with ink for less than the cost of the refills..
 JollyWell: Once received a fax (yeh long time ago) titled - Fed up with receiving unsolicited faxes? Sign up to our preference scheme.. etc
 tokyopig: Waste all the ink you want, tell brother and whoever else is still around to stop monopolizing the market for colored water dispensed from proprietary cartridges that *surprisingly* can't be refilled manually. Fucking ink mafia, seriously.
Image 235956   03-05-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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Score:
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 Urn BooUrn: I got one of these for my kitty, she went into once, and then never again.
 nightmarez: Take me to the ball, fairy cat-mother.
Image 235954   03-05-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
771
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 235953   03-05-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
334
 
 Not A Bot: Fabulous wingdings for the discerning twink.
Image 235952   03-05-18   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
773
 
 Teechur: That way they can see the entire membership of the Mutual Admiration Society.
 Captain Marsupial: The blood-suckers have to check if they still have reflections. All. The. Time!
 tokyopig: I think this year its more of a 'can't look at yourself in the mirror' sort of thing.
 Ulillillia: The Onion @TheOnion
Image 235951   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
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 Beef Supreme: This is the kind of thing my Subversive Media Division would do if I were to hit the Powerball jackpot.
 Kaviri: Attorney at large.
 Mr Mumble: Welcome to the US of A.
Image 235950   03-05-18   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
176
 
 Robespierre: Thirwellian
 Ulillillia: tus, my longtime foe
Image 235949   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 Kikari: This is very pretty and makes me happy.
Image 235948   03-05-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
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