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268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

268194  Felicity: Hooyargh

268203  Side Boob: Lies. Nobody ate laundry detergent back then. Dumb kids were all killed with Lawn Darts and other dangerous toys before they could try.

268195  Felicity: Ken Miggs is Knife Cunningham in Fight Boat 16...Spider Boat!

268203  Mad Collager: When I was a kid, we ate All-Tempa-Cheerios

268201  WTF: It grosses me out even more to think what that looks like without the Oreo.

268176  Not A Bot: Assboats better not fart or they might sink.

268195  Shay: Frank Torres III owns a douche bag.

268202  Shay: That kid went on to play "Tied-Up Floating Dead Body #1" in Goodfellas.

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10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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11. withak: 1651 points
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221
 
 Xeno: Still salvagable with a straw.
 Skinr: Made with 100% confusion.
 jazzjunkie: Never try to fill an inside-out pint glass!
Image 235743   03-04-18   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
310
 
 WTF: Still stupid...
 tokyopig: @Peter Pantsless beautiful disaster
 Shay: I can't make the 311 show tonight...my mom grounded me.
 Peter Pantsless: Rad for the chuckle, but unpopular opinion here: they used to be pretty good and they're fun live. I get the stigma, though
Image 235742   03-04-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
506
 
 well duh: Pinky not extended nearly far enough for that proper, dainty demitasse of covfefe.
 dangerkeith3000: TIMELY!
 Nope: Ghosts love it!
Image 235741   03-04-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Image 235740 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by InfiniteZero. Your image was bad, InfiniteZero.
Score:
648
 
 Ulillillia: Doggo has vegetables if you have coin.
Image 235739   03-04-18   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
277
 
 Mr. Shine: *Star Trek fight theme*
 Demon Universe: Hahahahaha. Nah, no thanks. Heres a toaster.
 Peter Pantsless: Reality shows are getting too weird
Image 235738   03-04-18   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
430
 
 Skinr: Viral marketing for Sausage Party?
 dangerkeith3000: No comment.
 Mr. Shine: Open wide for the weiner cannon!!! *PHOOT*
 Dr Awkward: @glenalec I think the kid's name is Jimmy Cap
 Shay: HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS, HOT DOGS (and so on)
 Peter Pantsless: Nick Cannon's long-lost uncle, Dick
 fridaynight: The guy in the yellow raincoat knows whats about to happen!
Image 235737   03-04-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
576
 
 tokyopig: red mage with a staff? Give that man a sword.
 Mr. Shine: *lisping nerd voice* "I casht level shixsh Eldritch Blasht!"
 wolfpk: You forgot about that chandelier that was right over you!
Image 235736   03-04-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
301
 
 tokyopig: The weak should fear the strong.
 Shay: Watch that hand there, buddy.
 addend: *pop* / "Uh-oh."
Image 235735   03-04-18   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
828
 
 Skinr: I'm no Superman.
 Mr. Shine: Everybody Is Raymond.
 Ulillillia: RIP John Ritter
 Nope: What a beautiful people
 funny in the wall: So many scrubs
 DerMantis: Garden State was ok I guess
Image 235734   03-04-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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