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268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

268224  Mexico: @Nope but this is good anime

268224  Nope: no animes plse

268225  Nope: Woah, what did I ever do to you man?

268219  Nope: there were more than just 9 gags

268103  E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268218  Not A Bot: 1000 mile stare

268106  E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Felicity
6. Not A Bot
7. Shay
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. catsanddogs: 1383 points
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 Mad Collager: @piranharama Of course, he'd answer with "THERE IS NO ILLUSION!!!"
 piranharama: @Mad Collager Probably who Hawking was referring to with his comment on the illusion of knowledge
 Mad Collager: Maybe they think he's the Hawk King?
 FabricMan: @Mad Collager I didn't know Dr. Hawking was moving to primatology!
 gumble: "Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!" #Chugginvaccines #Science #Truth @realDonaldTrump
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Heh m heh heh
 Scoo: @Mad Collager Beavis Mocking
 Mad Collager: This came up when I ran a search on Stephen Hawking. Who is that guy in the middle?
Image 235599   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
 Murm Gungus: That wall looks liquid
 gumble: @Xeno they certainly put effort into realism that today's designers seem to lack
 addend: "And that's my electric fern."
 Xeno: I remember playing Castle Wolfenstein on my Commodor Pet. Such realism, stealthing through a Nazi fortress to find ammo, grenades, and bratwurst.
Image 235598   03-03-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
 Mr. Shine: "Killlll meeeeeeee"
 jazzjunkie: Strings attached.
 petepuma: Instructions unclear; joined Mumford and Sons
 Peter Pantsless: Ah, yes, the Pikasso
 Derp Herpigan: Anyway, here's Wonderwall in 5 dimensions.
Image 235597   03-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 carpwoman: Oh, good for you.
 addend: "Mom...?"
 Robespierre: Charmed, I'm sure
 Ulillillia: Saman-tha
 Scoo: Better to lose it with an interesting story than the usual not
 georgerino: Samanthas slot
Image 235596   03-03-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 jazzjunkie: Jordan's approval process apparently involves tacos. Seems like a good system.
 VoR: #135431
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Scoo: Lost my virginity here =)
Image 235595   03-03-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
 Joseph: It's called flotation, look it up.
 jazzjunkie: Even with the hole, this would make a great floaty toy floating on a river or lake!
 El hefe: I love poop, and other body fluids
 wolfpk: At New York Fashion week.
 Butcherboy: Swimming pool or maxi pad?
 BavidDowie: Tub's got a leak in it!
 tib gubb: this is somebody's fetish
Image 235594   03-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Robespierre: Mr Mojo, rising...
Image 235593   03-03-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
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Image 235592   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 franktank: @Robespierre - They wouldn't be let in anyway - might take kills away from honest home-grown nutters.
 Robespierre: Bad news, dude - NONE of them were planning to emigrate to Murica
 BavidDowie: Must be French
Image 235591   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Oober
 antipatterns: @Scoo Gucci is certainly above this
 Scoo: Douche vs. Douche
 No Penguins Allowed: Are those Gucci shoes? They look so cute!
 Not A Bot: At least you have all that red-dit karma to cheer you up!
Image 235590   03-03-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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