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253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.



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Score:
652
 
 Ulillillia: *hiss*
 ping: @Annoying Vegan They look so much better when you put the icing on.
 Annoying Vegan : @ping This is actually a cake.
 ping: Is this a snat or a cake?
 Skaalar: Pretty sure Cat Snake refers to ferrets.
Image 235486   03-03-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Image 235485 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mom. Your image was bad, mom.
Score:
588
 
 Kaviri: The open door is very heavy; we are just.
 Whatever: If you left it open just a little bit then it would be a jar
 Amy Housewine: Metal.
 jochenau: I think you did your haiku wrong.
 Dr Awkward: We are (open the door!) is just... very heavy!
 sparename: Or is it my Brother?
Image 235484   03-03-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
326
 
 Robespierre: Australian, eh?
 Jabberwikket: BLERN !!!!!!
 Fiveninety: go home, Windows; you're drunk
 Not A Bot: well, you can tel from the way that I use my walk...
 Annoying Vegan : a nue s tart
 Donut: Why cats should not have access to your computer's blue screen.
Image 235483   03-03-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
851
 
 Annoying Vegan : My dog gets The Zoomies after a bath.
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't have free access to the bathroom.
 Urn BooUrn: Et tu, Brutus?
 abrahamx: "I will never forgive you for this, hooman."
 originaluser: St. Bernards are dry clean ONLY!
 fidelcastro: Keep clean, pupper
Image 235482   03-03-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
835
 
 Robespierre: This box is not comfy, hoomin
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't have access to cheap housing.
 Scoo: Fort Asshole
 mexican: Kitty fort
Image 235481   03-03-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
380
 
 Teechur: You're supposed to use horse hair, not a corsair.
 Whatever: This is why pirates stick with accordions instead of fiddles
 Mr. Shine: You're doing it wrong!
 Hyphae: @Scoo good idea! *Fires arrows into nearby drums*
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Yeah, this looks more like a modified curtsy
 Scoo: You, uh, might want to try a bow
Image 235480   03-03-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
372
 
 adeadcrab: @Otterman this made me vote rad
 Otterman: The light is taking her to pieces.
 toolbag: Sun Araw is tight af
 Donut: I remember the song he had in Hotline Miami that just goes BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
 WTF: This is what happens when you turn the amp to 11.
Image 235479   03-03-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
453
 
 tea: We're borkfing the conditioning!
 kornisjon: Well, I'm convinced.
 Annoying Vegan : Do they think that cancer is communicable or something?
 Munkybut: Prevent no dogs. Cancer in house.
 petepuma: CANCER DOG #1 is a cheap comic book
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't choose your bumper stickers.
 VeeKay: The court appointed psychiatrist isn't really your friend, no matter what you think. It's called a therapeutic relationship.
 Mr. Whiskers: Perl Horber lady got a new ride!
Image 235478   03-03-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
214
 
 carpwoman: I made this cake for my bunco group. Tasted fantastic. Half the ladies wouldn't eat it.
 kornisjon: I like how the words CAT and POOP are actually part of the name. That would be a topic of conversation.
 hajjpodge: My favorite kind of oatmeal!
 Mr. Shine: *raises hand * "Me. I wouldn't."
 looch: @Mr. Whiskers With a name like Mr. Whiskers I bet you know exactly which one isn't fudge.
 Donut: Why cats shouldn't contribute to your pupu platter.
 fanny: Why on earth would you think this is a cute, fun idea?
 Scoo: Almond Roca would look way more realistic
 Mr. Whiskers: I like to play Russian roulette where one of them isnt fudge
Image 235477   03-03-18   Uploaded by    sundragon
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