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272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

272621  hajjpodge: Turn the lightning down and these become stills from a horror short.

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272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Spazstatic: Purple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!



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Score:
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 kornisjon: The strawberry one is true
 CrookedCop: Fine, Ill have dark powers on my pizza please
 Jabberwikket: I'll have 6 screwdrivers & a dozen roman candles
 addend: (Binges on cherries and strawberries.)
 Robespierre: Rooty-toot toot, they gots fruit
 Himesama: Incorrect egg shells on the window sills and chicken figures in the kitchen ward off evil spirts. (Seriously my mom does both)
 Annoying Vegan : Pancakes can be very healthy depending on what you make them with and what you put on top
 GiveMePlus: Rad for obvious plant
 Ulillillia: @bug Watermelon
 bug: Which ones do I shove up my ass? ...Oh, the strawberries. Thanks.
 zip file: Centipedes? In my watermelon?
Image 235391   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
1005
 
 Soaps Pierre: Nothing more to say, it's a total eclipse of the faith!
 PissedOff: Pineapples, anyone?
 Scoo: Turn around, Bright Eyes
 hajjpodge: All hail Space Pope
 addend: *All chanting in Latin*
 Dr Awkward: OBEY
 fanny: sweet jesus it's too late in the evening for me to see stuff like this!
 DrNinjaman: The eyes...they follow you.
Image 235390   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
793
 
 Darmstadtium: @RiderFan I don't think it is supposed to make any sense
 Rembo Rompus: Chariots chariots
 itskando: @Gomi Day +1 internets for you sir
 RiderFan: It should be Daisy on there, not Donald. That would make more sense.
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that every single bad thing that happens to me is the worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever
 Gomi Day: gendo plz
 Urn BooUrn: Disney cartoons from the 30's were weird.
 BoiledEggs: I'm from dimension 325-X Delta and I can confirm.
Image 235389   03-02-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
325
 
 El hefe: How did you do in PE today?
 Zarathustra: Blob fish.
 DrNinjaman: @Prostata He probably has a CPAP.
 petepuma: autobad
 square44: Mitch, if you think this universe is bad...
 WTF: @Prostata On a huge pile of money 'donated' by his corporate masters.
 fanny: @Nope agreed, and i like how it looks like he's horrified of the above image
 Prostata: i have no idea how this guy ever sleeps at night
 Ulillillia: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
 grizzly: I'm a turtle
 Nope: He really is the most disgusting human being, inside, outside, several dimensions we havent even discovered yet.
 Shay: My god....my double chin is taking over my entire face.
Image 235388   03-02-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
482
 
 isosceleswaffle: @Nope is making me say yes.
 WTF: @Nope Your comments are making me feel my feelings.
 Nope: Confronting our feelings and giving them appropriate expression always takes strength, not weakness. It takes strength to acknowledge our anger, and sometimes more strength yet to curb the aggressive urges anger may bring and to channel them into nonviolent outlets. It takes strength to face our sadness and to grieve and to let our grief and our anger flow in tears when they need to. It takes strength to talk about our feelings and to reach out for help and comfort when we need it - Also Mr Rogers
 Nope: There's no 'should' or 'should not' when it comes to having feelings. They're part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control. When we can believe that, we may find it easier to make constructive choices about what to do with those feelings. - Mr Rogers
 weirduncle: If your kid isn't every one and a while then they're hiding something from you.
Image 235387   03-02-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
840
 
 Mr Bleak: Let's be honest: he could get a pineapple up there, possibly a durian.
 Bro Bro: David Mitchell as Piers Morgan?
 addend: No peaches. The fuzz tickles, the laughter ruins the initiation ceremony.
 DrNinjaman: #235388 THAT'S what's wrong with him!
 Peach: I like where this is going.
 WTF: ANUSTART
 Annoying Vegan : This will be an interesting ER visit
 tib gubb: HE'S GOT MY VOTE
 jochenau: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 jazzjunkie: More reasons to eat fruit!
Image 235386   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
276
 
 Jabberwikket: The Twizzler Mafia is not to be trifled with
 Not A Bot: Mr. Shimbara's going to be murdered in his sleep by his boyfriend.
 Shay: You shouldn't have taken the blue pill...
Image 235385   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
478
 
 WTF: One fish, two fish, red fish...
 Prostata: hey! put me down, bitch!
 kornisjon: If I know my animal crossing, that is a napoleon fish. Now release it.
 wolfpk: The water is so blue..... oh that's dye.
 Ulillillia: So listen up, here's a story
 DrNinjaman: I'm afraid that I just blue myself
 Shay: Rad for the color, bad for getting killed, so no vote from me.
Image 235384   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Image 235383 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. Boo, Not A Bot.
Score:
284
 
 petepuma: his brother is mr. cool ice
 Mr. Whiskers: I still dont regret my Macarena-themed tat
 tib gubb: oh fuck off
 kornisjon: These will be relevant forever.
 DrNinjaman: #knowyourmemetattoo
 Shay: If you want to gamble with someone, gamble against this kid. This shows he's lost many bets.
 BavidDowie: I bet this guy has a really sensible investment portfolio.
Image 235382   03-02-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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