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268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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5. Teechur
6. tib gubb
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
231
 
 Ulillillia: Beauty of North Korea.
 Not A Bot: Dis MY human.
 a sedated moose: "I have so many missile! I even got nuclear missile for you, big boy!"
 WTF: Love Missile F1-11
 Teechur: I'll bet he's proven he's brave enough.
Image 235090   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
408
 
 sparename: Best mistake I made was, when asked "why do you want to work in *this town* and I answered along the lines of "well my friends are here, it's near the family etc" when I was actually being asked "why specifically *this town*'s branch of 'The Company'"
 cran vodka: Years ago, when I was job-hunting, sometimes employers would try the old Why do you want to work here? and I would say: I need a job. And they would want to know, But why here, specifically? And I would say: Because youre hiring.
 Otterman: Obvious political comment not necessary.
 VeeKay: Is your girlfriend working in the National Bank?
 VoR: FA NAB CITAN
 Gonzo: Is your girlfriend in need of employment?
Image 235089   03-01-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
208
 
 sparename: I've heard of people taking their kids to "sharing measles" parties to get their immunities but not for athlete's foot
 mexican: By your powers combined, Captain Toejam!
 Fid: rom God."
 Fid: "Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons
 addend: "We're havin' a toe jam, and you're invited!"
 VoR: Toes don't normally bother me - but ew
 Soviette: We're toetally friends!
Image 235088   03-01-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
378
 
 Not A Bot: Happy nothawingfriendsoutsideofxboxlive Day!
Image 235087   03-01-18   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
842
 
 petepuma: Phantom of the Petsmart
 stunt nuts: 10/10 would pet and tango
 tib gubb: be still, my beating heart
Image 235086   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
640
 
 VeeKay: What a sorry fellow.
 VoR: Ha! MIB tribute? Wat a twat.
Image 235085   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
462
 
 Surprising: Rat own
 Robespierre: I would imagine their concept of "anarchy" involves membership in the NRA, and you can't get much more establishment than that these days.
 VoR: I doubt it.
Image 235084   03-01-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
414
 
 Shay: When did Joker take over as Batgirl?
 Big Beagler: "Where the hell are we going to get the money?! You think I'm a billionaire like that fancy Bruce Wayne??!!"
 addend: "I'm Dad-man."
 VoR: Keep it in your utility belt next time!
Image 235083   03-01-18   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
995
 
 addend: @Felicity Aww, yours was dual-purpose. Most only function as paper shredders. ;-)
 Mr Mumble: @addend Ha! :-) I used to call my cat staple-remover-mouth :-)
 VeeKay: Excuse me, but your cat appears to have washing instructions attached to the back of it's neck.
 addend: Cutest staple remover ever.
 White Rice: Hi there!
Image 235082   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
397
 
 jochenau: I learned this as "dragon stance", but apparently it's more commonly known as "drop stance" or by the Chinese name, "pu bu". In any case, some of these guys have excellent posture!
 Amy Housewine: Dab fail.
 DogsRGreat: Looks like a cult!
Image 235081   03-01-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
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