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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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 Shay: I was a baseball fan as a kid and by sorting out this scrambled mess, this looks like it's suppose to be the Atlanta Braves roster. I recognize Fred McGriff, Otis Nixon, David Justice, Steve McMichael, and Terry Pendleton. Back then, unless you were Tecmo, game publishers had to decide between paying the rights for team names (MLB) or player's names (MLBPA).
 Science: Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
 2Berries: Shown Furcotte...& only got probation!
 fanny: oh my god best job ever!
 tacticaljay: Even if I have to admit WILLIE DUSTICE has its charm
 Smorlacks: MIKE TRUK is definitely my favorite
 DrNinjaman: Reel Big Fish must be big in Japan
 DrNinjaman: Scott's a Do-ho-ho-hourque!
 WTF: @Minnesotan Yeah! I went to school with a Bobson Dugnutt.
 Minnesotan: What's funny about Dwigt Rortugal? That's my name!
Image 235017   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 Unicorn: Hakuna matata
 barfolomew: There's a lot of egregious Photoshop here, but I think the most effort went into making the carpet look vacuumed.
Image 235016   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
 Mr Bleak: @fanny I've seen a treble once - the third was really faint - but fours have been photographed, and in theory you can get six!
 alex: @VeeKay voted rad for this
 au bon pain: Saw me a snow bow once. Rather impressive!
 fanny: truth be told, i saw a double rainbow once and and i freaked the fuck out too. only double rainbowers will understand.
 DrNinjaman: Instead of rainbows, could we have like double rainbows?
 fridaynight: @Scoo Exactly.
 wolfpk: Only one house is the "end" and has the pot of gold. Choose wisely which one to break into.
Image 235015   02-28-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
 itskando: One of them fancy office jerbs
 DrNinjaman: Thumbs up indeed
 2Berries: Curse of Oak Island IT Dept
 jazzjunkie: And now for something completely different.
 Scoo: Russian versions of Artax and Atreyu looking decidedly low-budget
 sparename: "Whilst presently, indeed, comes an item not entirely the same..."
Image 235014   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
 itskando: Such same. Much me, this doge
 charlemagne: the art of yoga had such an inauspicious beginning
 A duck: @Scoo Dude. Feels.
 Scoo: # I Will Wait For You #
Image 235013   02-28-18   Uploaded by    daver
 kornisjon: Decisions were made?
 buds420: Everything is a apple if you're brave enough
 BavidDowie: Seems to've already been peeled...
 DrNinjaman: Goes great with a little Black Labial
 2Berries: Almost forgot your new years resolution I see
 WTF: This banana is chewy.
 suckit: For scale.
Image 235012   02-28-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
 Science: This is what happens when the airlines loses your luggage.
 UltraBeverly: She really needs health insurance?
 BavidDowie: Benefit of the doubt: airline lost his luggage
 2Berries: @Scoo he wishes but they only had J or Dan shorts in the formal isle
 twitter: Hey look! That guy is a millionaire!
 Scoo: florida.jpg
 fanny: is this what they mean by "love is blind?"
 Ulillillia: Reality
 dobbiesdoogs: i predict this won't last
Image 235011   02-28-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
 kornisjon: Be happy about this. Don't have time for a smug face like "expectation".
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 DrNinjaman: You expected a stroke?
 RiderFan: Stitch was a more lovable character.
Image 235010   02-28-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine I don't want to be the only one having fun here...
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Do it.
 Robespierre: That "tiger" ate US$ FIFTY MILLION, and according to the Prince formerly known as Artist here, all I have to do is wait for the "tiger" to shit it out and it's all MINE, after I give the Prince US$15k for the privilege of waiting for the "tiger" to shit. Is it worth it?
 sparename: I got an email warning me about the illegal smuggling of virtual pets out of Nigeria
Image 235009   02-28-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
 cenecia: Eclipse? Eh I prefer Netbeans.
 Mr. Shine: @fanny I wish!
 fanny: New AG users must now watch a brief powerpoint on spaceship etiquette and switcharoos.
 Teechur: Better turn down the brightness on your screen, too. Never can be too careful.
Image 235008   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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