Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest


268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Dr Awkward
5. a robot
6. Felicity
7. Not A Bot
8. ignatz
9. tib gubb
10. Annoying Vegan

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier


268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (991 points)
wordjones uploaded 268273 (954 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (879 points)
Sydney uploaded 268235 (871 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (833 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (802 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (773 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
weed poop uploaded 268033 (703 points)
GiveMePlus uploaded 268208 (692 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (670 points)
jayjay uploaded 268233 (670 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4516 points
 2. Side Boob: 3670 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 2939 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2240 points
 5. time is wastin: 1714 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 873
Registered users online in past hour: 2326

Average image score (last 24 hours): 321

Total number of comments: 1397512
Total number of images: 268526

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 137369
XP needed for green ranking: 40274
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson Carmen Santiago can be anywhere in the world!
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson Probably in Reykjavik. It's always Reykjavik.
 Not A Bot: Fat Slug, I'm good at anagrams.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell did she find HIM?
 Ihminen: I ship it
Image 234978   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 BavidDowie: Sadz
 Shay: @ping @Side Boob Thanks guys, I wasn't that religious of a Mitch Hedberg fan, but good to know this wasn't desecrating his grave.
 phil: He lays in his twin-size grave and wonders where his brother is
 Mr. Shine: RIP, sir.
 ping: @Shay Didn't he do a bit about the pointlessness of receipts for trivial items?
 Side Boob: @Shay…
 Shay: Mitch liked donuts? Bit confused here.
Image 234977   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Robespierre: Las Vegas - soon.
 dangerkeith3000: Timely
Image 234976   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Fursona: Funkat
 Amy Housewine: Cats and sousaphones are my two favourite things.
 Robespierre: I used to be in a comedic covers band called Booty Machine, but I like Funk Engine almost as much.
 Shay: Doot horn this you bastards! *kittyhorn*
 Prostata: funkay cat!
 Jabberwikket: 20/10 would pet & buy album
 DrNinjaman: Is it still bad luck if the black cat crossed your path in order to play your funk engine?
 SuedeOxford: Be cautious when your people are beautiful, but also a little funky.
Image 234975   02-28-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Teechur: @Spazstatic I think I learned the word "ornithologist" from The Far Side. And maybe Autoboners could be for car enthusiasts?
 Spazstatic: @Teechur I'd like to think the members are called Auduboners.
 Spazstatic: @Teechur :D couldn't come up with the word for bird specialist, was thinking like the Audubon society but I don't think that's just birds? I dunno.
 Teechur: @Spazstatic AKA: you beat me to it!
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Pedant birdwatcher / Corrects all of the bird memes / Ornithologist
 Spazstatic: Sparrows? Not sure but they look more like swallows to me.
 Robespierre: I think I'll just stay home tonight.
 wolfpk: Actually, everyone it walking around normally; You're just stoned.
 VeeKay: Ketamine dreams baby
 funny in the wall: Dr Johnson @sparename
 WTF: Damn hipsters...
 sparename: "Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?"
Image 234974   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 bug: The lab's results are in.
 Ulillillia: all cat r nice*
Image 234973   02-28-18   Uploaded by    rory
 duckybox: This should not exist
 DrNinjaman: Rock Lobster!
 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman Prequel to this…
 DrNinjaman: Prequel to #234854
 Minnesotan: my fave BUFF story is the vietnam one where the tail-gunner shot down a SAM with browning .50s.
Image 234972   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Ting tang walla walla bing bang
 carpwoman: Eep opp ork ah ah.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, on FOX and Fiends...
 Micro Jackson: The first YouTube commentor
 Shay: More intelligible than most politicians these days.
 Ignatius: Translation: "I fought sabertooth tigers so humanity could become this?!"
 bug: @funny in the wall -Gak Foop 2020.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall He probably doesn't know how to use Twitter which is a plus
 when so: hubba hubba zoot zoot
 WTF: Foop foop in the doop.
 Sandor: @Side Boob What'd I say, what'd I say?
 funny in the wall: Cant we make this guy president?
 Nope: Woah, hey man, I just got here.
 Teechur: Atouk zug zug Lana
 Side Boob: Unga bunga inga banga bonga!
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charles Manson.
Image 234971   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Robespierre: @sparename A compote, perhaps
 sparename: Is this a dessert?
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro "You sank my Blackberry!"
 joxxuh: Naval battle!
 Nope: Party in the front, business in the back
 Robespierre: Booberry?
Image 234970   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 jazzjunkie: Robot hell is a real place, where you *will* be sent at the first sign of disobedience!
 Not A Bot: I bet they merge to form a giant robot
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Sold
 Scoo: It comes with free pizza! #234967
Image 234969   02-28-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Page 1 ... 3352 3353 3354 3355 3356 3357 3358 ... 26852 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.