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253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

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253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson Carmen Santiago can be anywhere in the world!
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson Probably in Reykjavik. It's always Reykjavik.
 Not A Bot: Fat Slug, I'm good at anagrams.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell did she find HIM?
 Ihminen: I ship it
Image 234978   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 BavidDowie: Sadz
 Shay: @ping @Side Boob Thanks guys, I wasn't that religious of a Mitch Hedberg fan, but good to know this wasn't desecrating his grave.
 phil: He lays in his twin-size grave and wonders where his brother is
 Mr. Shine: RIP, sir.
 ping: @Shay Didn't he do a bit about the pointlessness of receipts for trivial items?
 Side Boob: @Shay…
 Shay: Mitch liked donuts? Bit confused here.
Image 234977   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Robespierre: Las Vegas - soon.
 dangerkeith3000: Timely
Image 234976   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Fursona: Funkat
 Amy Housewine: Cats and sousaphones are my two favourite things.
 Robespierre: I used to be in a comedic covers band called Booty Machine, but I like Funk Engine almost as much.
 Shay: Doot horn this you bastards! *kittyhorn*
 Prostata: funkay cat!
 Jabberwikket: 20/10 would pet & buy album
 DrNinjaman: Is it still bad luck if the black cat crossed your path in order to play your funk engine?
 SuedeOxford: Be cautious when your people are beautiful, but also a little funky.
Image 234975   02-28-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Teechur: @Spazstatic I think I learned the word "ornithologist" from The Far Side. And maybe Autoboners could be for car enthusiasts?
 Spazstatic: @Teechur I'd like to think the members are called Auduboners.
 Spazstatic: @Teechur :D couldn't come up with the word for bird specialist, was thinking like the Audubon society but I don't think that's just birds? I dunno.
 Teechur: @Spazstatic AKA: you beat me to it!
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Pedant birdwatcher / Corrects all of the bird memes / Ornithologist
 Spazstatic: Sparrows? Not sure but they look more like swallows to me.
 Robespierre: I think I'll just stay home tonight.
 wolfpk: Actually, everyone it walking around normally; You're just stoned.
 VeeKay: Ketamine dreams baby
 funny in the wall: Dr Johnson @sparename
 WTF: Damn hipsters...
 sparename: "Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?"
Image 234974   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 bug: The lab's results are in.
 Ulillillia: all cat r nice*
Image 234973   02-28-18   Uploaded by    rory
 duckybox: This should not exist
 DrNinjaman: Rock Lobster!
 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman Prequel to this…
 DrNinjaman: Prequel to #234854
 Minnesotan: my fave BUFF story is the vietnam one where the tail-gunner shot down a SAM with browning .50s.
Image 234972   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Ting tang walla walla bing bang
 carpwoman: Eep opp ork ah ah.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, on FOX and Fiends...
 Micro Jackson: The first YouTube commentor
 Shay: More intelligible than most politicians these days.
 Ignatius: Translation: "I fought sabertooth tigers so humanity could become this?!"
 bug: @funny in the wall -Gak Foop 2020.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall He probably doesn't know how to use Twitter which is a plus
 when so: hubba hubba zoot zoot
 WTF: Foop foop in the doop.
 Sandor: @Side Boob What'd I say, what'd I say?
 funny in the wall: Cant we make this guy president?
 Nope: Woah, hey man, I just got here.
 Teechur: Atouk zug zug Lana
 Side Boob: Unga bunga inga banga bonga!
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charles Manson.
Image 234971   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Robespierre: @sparename A compote, perhaps
 sparename: Is this a dessert?
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro "You sank my Blackberry!"
 joxxuh: Naval battle!
 Nope: Party in the front, business in the back
 Robespierre: Booberry?
Image 234970   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 jazzjunkie: Robot hell is a real place, where you *will* be sent at the first sign of disobedience!
 Not A Bot: I bet they merge to form a giant robot
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Sold
 Scoo: It comes with free pizza! #234967
Image 234969   02-28-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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