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238205  tib gubb: don't forget about the whole gastrointestinal tract thing

238292  Dr Awkward: "BAD VEZ" is my new favorite Russian europop group

238211  tib gubb: active camogator

238305  Annoying Vegan : Two supremely soulful portraits in a row!

238212  tib gubb: somebody needs a snickers

238216  tib gubb: dad 2.0

238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238226 tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

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 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson Carmen Santiago can be anywhere in the world!
 Teechur: @Micro Jackson Probably in Reykjavik. It's always Reykjavik.
 Not A Bot: Fat Slug, I'm good at anagrams.
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahaha
 Micro Jackson: Where the hell did she find HIM?
 Ihminen: I ship it
Image 234978   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 BavidDowie: Sadz
 Shay: @ping @Side Boob Thanks guys, I wasn't that religious of a Mitch Hedberg fan, but good to know this wasn't desecrating his grave.
 Felicity: He lays in his twin-size grave and wonders where his brother is
 Mr. Shine: RIP, sir.
 ping: @Shay Didn't he do a bit about the pointlessness of receipts for trivial items?
 Side Boob: @Shay…
 Shay: Mitch liked donuts? Bit confused here.
Image 234977   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Robespierre: Las Vegas - soon.
 dangerkeith3000: Timely
Image 234976   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Yurishiro: Funkat
 Amy Housewine: Cats and sousaphones are my two favourite things.
 Robespierre: I used to be in a comedic covers band called Booty Machine, but I like Funk Engine almost as much.
 Shay: Doot horn this you bastards! *kittyhorn*
 Prostata: funkay cat!
 Jabberwikket: 20/10 would pet & buy album
 DrNinjaman: Is it still bad luck if the black cat crossed your path in order to play your funk engine?
 SuedeOxford: Be cautious when your people are beautiful, but also a little funky.
Image 234975   02-28-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Teechur: @Spazstatic I think I learned the word "ornithologist" from The Far Side. And maybe Autoboners could be for car enthusiasts?
 Spazstatic: @Teechur I'd like to think the members are called Auduboners.
 Spazstatic: @Teechur :D couldn't come up with the word for bird specialist, was thinking like the Audubon society but I don't think that's just birds? I dunno.
 Teechur: @Spazstatic AKA: you beat me to it!
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Pedant birdwatcher / Corrects all of the bird memes / Ornithologist
 Spazstatic: Sparrows? Not sure but they look more like swallows to me.
 Robespierre: I think I'll just stay home tonight.
 wolfpk: Actually, everyone it walking around normally; You're just stoned.
 VeeKay: Ketamine dreams baby
 funny in the wall: Dr Johnson @sparename
 WTF: Damn hipsters...
 sparename: "Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?"
Image 234974   02-28-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 bug: The lab's results are in.
 Ulillillia: all cat r nice*
Image 234973   02-28-18   Uploaded by    rory
 duckybox: This should not exist
 DrNinjaman: Rock Lobster!
 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman Prequel to this…
 DrNinjaman: Prequel to #234854
 Minnesotan: my fave BUFF story is the vietnam one where the tail-gunner shot down a SAM with browning .50s.
Image 234972   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Robespierre: @carpwoman Ting tang walla walla bing bang
 carpwoman: Eep opp ork ah ah.
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, on FOX and Fiends...
 Micro Jackson: The first YouTube commentor
 Shay: More intelligible than most politicians these days.
 glenalec: Translation: "I fought sabertooth tigers so humanity could become this?!"
 bug: @funny in the wall -Gak Foop 2020.
 Ulillillia: @funny in the wall He probably doesn't know how to use Twitter which is a plus
 when so: hubba hubba zoot zoot
 WTF: Foop foop in the doop.
 Sandor: @Side Boob What'd I say, what'd I say?
 funny in the wall: Cant we make this guy president?
 Nope: Woah, hey man, I just got here.
 Teechur: Atouk zug zug Lana
 Side Boob: Unga bunga inga banga bonga!
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charles Manson.
Image 234971   02-28-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Robespierre: @sparename A compote, perhaps
 sparename: Is this a dessert?
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro "You sank my Blackberry!"
 Yurishiro: Naval battle!
 Nope: Party in the front, business in the back
 Robespierre: Booberry?
Image 234970   02-28-18   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
 jazzjunkie: Robot hell is a real place, where you *will* be sent at the first sign of disobedience!
 Not A Bot: I bet they merge to form a giant robot
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Sold
 Scoo: It comes with free pizza! #234967
Image 234969   02-28-18   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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