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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Score:
458
 
 itskando: @Shay I farted.
 Scoo: A biographical tragicomedy about my life? Yeah, I'd probably watch it.
Image 234844   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
389
 
 Greifer: @WTF more like a pig heart... a cow heart would be nearly as big as the sheet of paper
 WTF: "It's a cow's heart." "They're trying to make a monkey out of you."
 Scoo: I have the weirdest heart on right now...
 Dr Awkward: I pericardium you
Image 234843   02-27-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: @AstoriaBum Is that Wink Martindale chaperoning them?
 Robespierre: Butlins Blackpool?
 Ulillillia: butlinhorn
 DrNinjaman: Food tastes better when you're revolving.
 Mr. Whiskers: Uhhuhuhuh...Butlins
 Shay: Enjoy paying a second mortgage for that cup of tea and milk.
 Scoo: I'm not nearly tan enough to dine here
 AstoriaBum: Rumored George W. Bush and Gwen Stacy affair confirmed.
Image 234842   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
475
 
 kodiakjojo: Mutant horse parking only?
 Scoo: Does your girlfriend have a disability?
 zoe: I'd say flamboyant
Image 234841   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
165
 
 DrNinjaman: @Ulillillia easy for you to say, chompers on the other hand are made for griting and eating apples
 Ulillillia: @DrNinjaman Chill out, don't grit your teeth over it, have a banana and relax.
 DrNinjaman: This is super irritating.
 DrNinjaman: TEETH
 DrNinjaman: teef
 Ulillillia: @DrNinjaman ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana teeth
 BavidDowie: TEEF
 DrNinjaman: 'chompers
 DrNinjaman: chompers
 DrNinjaman: apple
 DrNinjaman: Nope, that one's normal.
 DrNinjaman: chillblains
 DrNinjaman: chompers
 DrNinjaman: apple
 itskando: With a b
 itskando: @DrNinjaman @Mr. Whiskers Starts with an and ends in an ana
 itskando: Teeth
 Mr. Whiskers: @DrNinjaman Whats the name of that one kind of fruit? Kind of long and yellow and curvy?
 DrNinjaman: WTF?
 DrNinjaman: Teeth
 DrNinjaman: What the heck? I didn't write that! I posted "Good for skin, bad for chompers"
 DrNinjaman: Good for skin, bad for chompers!
 Mr. Whiskers: And thats where baby teeth come from
 Dr Awkward: Teeth Skeet is my favorite Icelandic metal band.
Image 234840   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
20
 
 Prostata: can we not post pics of abuse victims here? not cool to do this to them
 XLY: @Mr. Shine This is that family out in California that had malnourished children chained to beds and stuff under the pretense of being a home-school. One daughter escaped and contacted police about a month ago(?) and the parents are both in jail now
 Mr. Shine: What is it?
 a robot: Most (reputable) media sources blurred out all the children's faces when reporting this story. This is in incredibly poor taste to post it here.
 XLY: This is SAD
Image 234839   02-27-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
295
 
 Ulillillia: Gone gone gone she been gone so long
 DrNinjaman: It full of FAKE NEWS!
Image 234838   02-27-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
736
 
 DrNinjaman: He's a Librarian, not a meteorologist.
 Dresdenkeogh: Oook! Ook
 a robot: Orangutans are always super rad!
Image 234837   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
313
 
 Mr Bleak: Insecure load - that knot is way too loose. The end could fly out and hit the car behind.
 Robespierre: "But he was so young, and on a ten city run / In love with a truck stop girl"
 DrNinjaman: (Gets home) Dang it, materials yard shorted me again!
 inthrees: You moron! Put another one sideways for safety!! Are you stupid?!
 WTF: When you select "gift wrapping" for your Amazon order of dirt.
 Robespierre: Tailights flickerin' as he pulled up to the truck stop / The same old crowd was hangin' out again tonight / He said, "Fill up my tank while I go check my load / It feels like it's shifting all around"...
Image 234836   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
810
 
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
Image 234835   02-27-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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