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273563  Incubi: "Listen here, you Shatner-lookin' MF'er..."

273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

273550  Annoying Vegan : SKILLS.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Dr. Bathroom The March of time is dependent upon our disappointment

273560  tib gubb: What? I'm pretty sure that having a boyfriend in prison would be pretty boss

273557  Sadbot: @tib gubb Nah, we love to learn about humans via the Food Network

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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 kodiakjojo: Mutant horse parking only?
 Scoo: Does your girlfriend have a disability?
 zoe: I'd say flamboyant
Image 234841   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
165
 
 DrNinjaman: @Ulillillia easy for you to say, chompers on the other hand are made for griting and eating apples
 Ulillillia: @DrNinjaman Chill out, don't grit your teeth over it, have a banana and relax.
 DrNinjaman: This is super irritating.
 DrNinjaman: TEETH
 DrNinjaman: teef
 Ulillillia: @DrNinjaman ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana teeth
 BavidDowie: TEEF
 DrNinjaman: 'chompers
 DrNinjaman: chompers
 DrNinjaman: apple
 DrNinjaman: Nope, that one's normal.
 DrNinjaman: chillblains
 DrNinjaman: chompers
 DrNinjaman: apple
 itskando: With a b
 itskando: @DrNinjaman @Mr. Whiskers Starts with an and ends in an ana
 itskando: Teeth
 Mr. Whiskers: @DrNinjaman Whats the name of that one kind of fruit? Kind of long and yellow and curvy?
 DrNinjaman: WTF?
 DrNinjaman: Teeth
 DrNinjaman: What the heck? I didn't write that! I posted "Good for skin, bad for chompers"
 DrNinjaman: Good for skin, bad for chompers!
 Mr. Whiskers: And thats where baby teeth come from
 Dr Awkward: Teeth Skeet is my favorite Icelandic metal band.
Image 234840   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
20
 
 Prostata: can we not post pics of abuse victims here? not cool to do this to them
 XLY: @Mr. Shine This is that family out in California that had malnourished children chained to beds and stuff under the pretense of being a home-school. One daughter escaped and contacted police about a month ago(?) and the parents are both in jail now
 Mr. Shine: What is it?
 a robot: Most (reputable) media sources blurred out all the children's faces when reporting this story. This is in incredibly poor taste to post it here.
 XLY: This is SAD
Image 234839   02-27-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
295
 
 Ulillillia: Gone gone gone she been gone so long
 DrNinjaman: It full of FAKE NEWS!
Image 234838   02-27-18   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
736
 
 DrNinjaman: He's a Librarian, not a meteorologist.
 Dresdenkeogh: Oook! Ook
 a robot: Orangutans are always super rad!
Image 234837   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
313
 
 Mr Bleak: Insecure load - that knot is way too loose. The end could fly out and hit the car behind.
 Robespierre: "But he was so young, and on a ten city run / In love with a truck stop girl"
 DrNinjaman: (Gets home) Dang it, materials yard shorted me again!
 inthrees: You moron! Put another one sideways for safety!! Are you stupid?!
 WTF: When you select "gift wrapping" for your Amazon order of dirt.
 Robespierre: Tailights flickerin' as he pulled up to the truck stop / The same old crowd was hangin' out again tonight / He said, "Fill up my tank while I go check my load / It feels like it's shifting all around"...
Image 234836   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
810
 
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
Image 234835   02-27-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
669
 
 Jabberwikket: @Scoo it could have been many of these comics. Most (if not all) end with "oh no"
 WTF: I love BLOBHORN!
 Shay: Oh YES!!!!!!!
 Scoo: Be kind of ironically funny if that ended up on a broken coffee mug somehow...
Image 234834   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
352
 
 Mad Collager: Soon...
 Shay: This Odd Couple remake is weird.
 Dr Awkward: Is the the US, gold-medal-winning curling team?
 kornisjon: Festive.
 Darmstadtium: Been there, done that
Image 234833   02-27-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
508
 
 a robot: Blep.
Image 234832   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
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