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273549  Not A Bot: now that's something you don't see everyday

273416  Rembo Prundus: @revtom me also

273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

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273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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 DrNinjaman: He's a Librarian, not a meteorologist.
 Dresdenkeogh: Oook! Ook
 a robot: Orangutans are always super rad!
Image 234837   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
313
 
 Mr Bleak: Insecure load - that knot is way too loose. The end could fly out and hit the car behind.
 Robespierre: "But he was so young, and on a ten city run / In love with a truck stop girl"
 DrNinjaman: (Gets home) Dang it, materials yard shorted me again!
 inthrees: You moron! Put another one sideways for safety!! Are you stupid?!
 WTF: When you select "gift wrapping" for your Amazon order of dirt.
 Robespierre: Tailights flickerin' as he pulled up to the truck stop / The same old crowd was hangin' out again tonight / He said, "Fill up my tank while I go check my load / It feels like it's shifting all around"...
Image 234836   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
810
 
 Korrok: Aw yeah.
Image 234835   02-27-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
669
 
 Jabberwikket: @Scoo it could have been many of these comics. Most (if not all) end with "oh no"
 WTF: I love BLOBHORN!
 Shay: Oh YES!!!!!!!
 Scoo: Be kind of ironically funny if that ended up on a broken coffee mug somehow...
Image 234834   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
352
 
 Mad Collager: Soon...
 Shay: This Odd Couple remake is weird.
 Dr Awkward: Is the the US, gold-medal-winning curling team?
 kornisjon: Festive.
 Darmstadtium: Been there, done that
Image 234833   02-27-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
508
 
 a robot: Blep.
Image 234832   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
561
 
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt I don't remember that, but reading it now made me laugh, so thanks for that
 dangerkeith3000: FOX News
 dangerkeith3000: FOX News
 Mr. Whiskers: Now that I think about it, my shits are like TV: entertaining, timely, and happening 24 hours a day.
 Mad Collager: @Mr. Butt I don't know, coming from you, I'd think that'd be a compliment!
 wolfpk: @Mr. Butt Reminding her of it will help a lot. Lol
 a robot: Always with the shitposting, @Mr. Butt ;)
 Mr. Butt: A long time ago, @carpwoman posted this and I commented "more like @CRAPwoman" and she seemed annoyed with me and I've been trying to regain her favor ever since.
 WTF: I feel there would be a lot of spray.
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Fox News
 barfolomew: Commentary!
Image 234831   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
75
 
 Ulillillia: @Darmstadtium ICUhorn would be more like "oh no I came out of the coma"
 Skaalar: @dobbiesdoogs It is too late for that now. Put him down.
 Darmstadtium: ICUhorn?
 dobbiesdoogs: put him back under
Image 234830   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
192
 
 Rev80: My favorite egg-loving lady, EVER!
 Slerzy: It's the white socks with the heels that get me
 berlin: Sleigh ride in leather
 carpwoman: MOM! WTAF?
 guest: you changed your name TO Latrine?
 Mad Collager: She has only one cavity. Life is cruel.
 Robespierre: Edith Massey gettin' DOWN!
Image 234829   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
143
 
 Not A Bot: Quickly becoming my new fetish.. Salaryman Sexvirus Super Escapeman
 tib gubb: 'good enough for government work' in full effect
 Wooden Spoon: HYDROGEN BOMB WARNING... false alarm.
 barfolomew: This is BAD (user interface design)
Image 234828   02-27-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
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