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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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Score:
488
 
 Dr Awkward: Leonardo DiCaprio's quarter is still spinning, I guess.
 ping: I don't think I've seen a product of rolling shutter look so pretty.
Image 234797   02-27-18   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
333
 
 ping: @Mad Collager You don't know. I could be using the word to incorrectly describe my ballista. :)
 ping: @glenalec Typical Sharon.
 DogsRGreat: @ping - Sadly the Sharon In Legal rejected it :-(
 Mad Collager: @ping I love it when people use "trebuchet" correctly in sentences!
 jazzjunkie: Let's just say, my button... there are no problems in the size department. Everyone says nice things to say about my button. They're all saying it.
 Robespierre: @Science "I got a guy who computers for me"
 square44: hot writing tip: end every line with a bang
 Otterman: Esk, ca-tarl, pig up...
 Niels Bohr: @glenalec - and with that context, I withdraw my 'silliest thing' comment, as the NUCLEAR key is apparently not a photo-edit, but an actual custom keycap.
 god666: @ping - GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. It's the Armageddon! :-)
 ping: @glenalec Oh noes. They're multiplying. tineye.com/search/ee6bf87d3e8aab11712c67f8fbdd8b2147b165d4/
 Mark As Read: @ping - Silliest thing is they obviously know how to do it, from the text on the NUCLEAR key.
 ping: @glenalec Much appreciated. I've got a RAD pre-loaded in the vote trebuchet.
 140bpm: @ping - I just uploaded a fix :-)
 ping: @glenalec It's been bothering as if it were something stuck between my teeth. A little above stone in shoe but a way below paper cut on my fingertip.
 sparename: At least it's not a "Nuke-you-lah" button...
 fidelcastro: A rather poor image-manipulation (the trefoil is facing the screen, not perpendicular to the key surface! - THIS STUFF MATTERS!!) :-)
 Science: @Robespierre: I'm sure it's because he doesn't know how to use one, and like many old people, is afraid to learn.
 Robespierre: Good thing Trump doesn't use computers (or at least he says he doesn't)
Image 234796   02-27-18   Uploaded by    turtled
Score:
353
 
 Robespierre: @barfolomew I'm not sure. I found that image while image searching "Votrax Type 'n Talk", so it's possible that it's at least something similar.
 barfolomew: @Robespierre is this related to #234765?
 Robespierre: @Ihminen It's probably the "Executive" model.
 Ihminen: ah the "wood panelling" era of tech
Image 234795   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
543
 
 charlemagne: q bert is popular today
 Kaviri: Emus think they're so cool.
 VeeKay: This is what BMW owners actually believe!
 PenguinBartender: The old couple were well-liked in the community, but warnings not to walk through the park with birdseed in their pockets were tragically ignored.
Image 234794   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
390
 
 Kaviri: Now she just needs giant shoulder pads.
 kornisjon: The puffiest sleeves!
 Christina: LV
 Robespierre: New + Notable
Image 234793   02-27-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
584
 
 Dominus Umbrae: Left boob is especially interested
 Robespierre: Stahp pullin mah leg, maaahn
Image 234792   02-27-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
573
 
 jazzjunkie: Worf, son of Mao Klingdon
 Kaviri: Welcome to the Michael Dorn Museum of Modern Art. Muse at your leasure.
 antipatterns: Intergalactic Peasant Revolution
 dangerkeith3000: Worf Jong-Un
 Not A Bot: I made you a present... I'm sorry I'm too big and I broke your stuff...
 Robespierre: Beauty of West Korea
Image 234791   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
496
 
 Fiveninety: "are you tired of spending as much as two hours toasting a whole loaf of bread?" black and white shortened video clips of people repeatedly putting bread into a 2-slice toaster and occasionally struggling to even operate it
 Mad Collager: Bang! Bang! I now call the Toastmaster's meeting to order.
 jazzjunkie: I would need each slice to be on a 2-minute time delay so it would deliver nonstop toast
 Kaviri: Now you can enjoy the benefits of particle acceleration at home!
 nanananana: @tib gubb - this IS communism!
 Scoo: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
 Christina: The ultimate toaster.
 tib gubb: take *that*, communism!
 Greifer: y... par ty
 Greifer: senpai! it's a bukake part!
 Dr Awkward: I'd like to make a toast...
 ping: What? I *really* like toast.
Image 234790   02-27-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
641
 
 Crim Tender: american spotted
 Ulillillia: Yellow minions
 barfolomew: Better than being tried before a jury of them.
 dangerkeith3000: Please let's not bring up minions.
 VoR: Is this like a enchantment if carry pairs?
 Scoo: Bosc in their anjoulation
 Warrax: I'm not even admired by my pairs.
 Amy Housewine: Shout out to all the pears
Image 234789   02-27-18   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
754
 
 Kaviri: This is how the postal mafia sends messages.
 Shay: Oh YES!
 ping: @a robot I followed that link and now I can't stop reading it.
 a robot: webcomicname.com, Alex Morris is the artist. Personally I love his comics
 Dr Awkward: My brother in law sent a pint glass to me from Shanghai Brewery, and they had to have it packed by the postal service (because China) and they did a shitty job of it. When it arrived, i thought they sent bells or something because all of the tiny little shards made jingling sounds in the box.
 Ulillillia: buttmug
 Scoo: Just the other day, I got an random unsolicited mug from The Denver Post; packed just as shittily, and also broken on arrival.
 Robespierre: Art looks rather Mr Scruff-ian
Image 234788   02-27-18   Uploaded by    grizzly
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