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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

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253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

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 carpwoman: huh. Looks fun. I should try that.
 VeeKay: You've been punked
 wolfpk: This is the greatest image on Aggro-Gator ever! (If you are having trouble getting the image just hit refresh until it appears)
 fanny: haha great one!
Image 234620   02-26-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
 VeeKay: Kim Jong-Un on his commute.
 PenguinBartender: *squuuuuuuuuuuint*
Image 234619   02-26-18   Uploaded by    zoso
 savvoy: The goddess of Ramen has manifested in my bathtub. Truly I have lived a proper life.
 deeeeeeeez: Oh man...another one of these profound works of a liberal arts major that wastes a substantial amount of food...
 a robot: Taking a bath in ramen noodles is fine. The Naruto headband, though, is unforgivable
 VeeKay: She seems pleasant. Would eat that prawn ramen.
 dangerkeith3000: Sex confuses me.
 Jesse P: Definitely Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
 Micro Jackson: help me, God. Ramen!
 Robespierre: Rockin' ramen - tweet, tweet...
 fanny: i hope they ate that. food waste bothers me.
 Mexico: Somebody just got their deepest Naruto fanfic wish fulfilled.
 Scoo: One of the more extreme factions of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 barfolomew: @VoR I'm constantly torn between the desire to make snide jokes and the desire to be a better person. Good on you for not yucking a yum.
 bug: This bath cost two dollars.
 VoR: This seems happy so I'm OK with. The girl drowning in hoops gave me a sad.
Image 234618   02-26-18   Uploaded by    tina
 sparename: I always wanted to be reincarnated as a zebra spider - they can rotate on the spot and jump. It looks a bit like this, anyway
 VeeKay: Cute lil arachnid boi
Image 234617   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 I saw one similar to that, too. Whatever; internet advertising is what it is, always going after a visceral overreaction. Right now I'm getting basted with ads for "The Vegas Deals You Want" from Planet Hollywood - wft, I can see that dump from my house. Give me free airfare and I might consider it.
 dangerkeith3000: @Robespierre Relatedly, I saw one the other day that said "Don't let Trump try to take your guns away. Sign this petition!" and I'm like...that doesn't sound like the truth at all...
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's the newest thing - all the kids are talking about joining the NRA these days,
 dangerkeith3000: There sure are a lot of far right-wing ads on this site lately.
 Warrax: Don't get caught cheetoing on the test.
 Jesse P: Just look at the size of that moth.
 Scoo: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan And "I would win" is "ganari'a" and sounds like a disease....
 Derp Herpigan: Heheh, that's Spanish class. "Desk" in Spanish sounds like "poopy tray"
Image 234616   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 jazzjunkie: Are those handerpants off to the right? I want a pair!
 jazzjunkie: @Micro Jackson You'll love my new product lineup of inflatable accessories for chicks, roosters, and hens!
 DrNinjaman: "For Cats!"
 Micro Jackson: "Cats love it" is like "Chicks dig it" for cats
 FarmerWalk: I'm pretty sure strapping something like that to a cat's head counts as minor animal cruelty :-/
 Robespierre: They do NOT
Image 234615   02-26-18   Uploaded by    fatman
 dobbiesdoogs: this is a photoshop, right?
 Micro Jackson: ***contains no actual macaroni or cheese
 Teechur: I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! How did you open that?!
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 Lantry: credit kc green
 piratepom: The bird ate her rollerskates
 Mr. Butt: My much cooler, more successful brother.
 Micro Jackson: It worked
 VoR: ..cheeky
 Prostata: fart propulsion!
 barfolomew: ...horn.
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 VeeKay: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha!!!
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get this?
 Fiasco: Perfection!
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 DrNinjaman: Safety first!
 carpwoman: This was a "thing" once and I don't understand why.
 Micro Jackson: Aren't you the guy that used to set the pace riding out in front of a thousand Faces?
 Amy Housewine: @charlemagne Gotta get running now.
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine bellboy!
 wolfpk: This has "helicopter mom" written all over it!
 Amy Housewine: Truly, he is the ace face.
 ignatz: Haha 'L' plates
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i bet it burns to the ground.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'd like to see him light every light on that joint.
 Robespierre: More Mod than Most - Mickie Most, that is
 sparename: Bodie will still get your nerve-gas
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