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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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 Peter Pantsless: Hey, this is supposed to be a safe-for-work site!
 carpwoman: huh. Looks fun. I should try that.
 Commodore 64: You've been punked
 wolfpk: This is the greatest image on Aggro-Gator ever! (If you are having trouble getting the image just hit refresh until it appears)
 fanny: haha great one!
Image 234620   02-26-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
123
 
 breadtoaster: Kim Jong-Un on his commute.
 PenguinBartender: *squuuuuuuuuuuint*
Image 234619   02-26-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
497
 
 savvoy: The goddess of Ramen has manifested in my bathtub. Truly I have lived a proper life.
 deeeeeeeez: Oh man...another one of these profound works of a liberal arts major that wastes a substantial amount of food...
 a robot: Taking a bath in ramen noodles is fine. The Naruto headband, though, is unforgivable
 Grandmaster Fat: She seems pleasant. Would eat that prawn ramen.
 dangerkeith3000: Sex confuses me.
 Jesse P: Definitely Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
 Micro Jackson: ...so help me, God. Ramen!
 Robespierre: Rockin' ramen - tweet, tweet...
 fanny: i hope they ate that. food waste bothers me.
 Mexico: Somebody just got their deepest Naruto fanfic wish fulfilled.
 Scoo: One of the more extreme factions of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
 barfolomew: @VoR I'm constantly torn between the desire to make snide jokes and the desire to be a better person. Good on you for not yucking a yum.
 bug: This bath cost two dollars.
 shwoarty: This seems happy so I'm OK with. The girl drowning in hoops gave me a sad.
Image 234618   02-26-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
454
 
 sparename: I always wanted to be reincarnated as a zebra spider - they can rotate on the spot and jump. It looks a bit like this, anyway
 happier: Cute lil arachnid boi
Image 234617   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
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 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 I saw one similar to that, too. Whatever; internet advertising is what it is, always going after a visceral overreaction. Right now I'm getting basted with ads for "The Vegas Deals You Want" from Planet Hollywood - wft, I can see that dump from my house. Give me free airfare and I might consider it.
 dangerkeith3000: @Robespierre Relatedly, I saw one the other day that said "Don't let Trump try to take your guns away. Sign this petition!" and I'm like...that doesn't sound like the truth at all...
 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's the newest thing - all the kids are talking about joining the NRA these days,
 dangerkeith3000: There sure are a lot of far right-wing ads on this site lately.
 Warrax: Don't get caught cheetoing on the test.
 Jesse P: Just look at the size of that moth.
 Scoo: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan And "I would win" is "ganari'a" and sounds like a disease....
 Derp Herpigan: Heheh, that's Spanish class. "Desk" in Spanish sounds like "poopy tray"
Image 234616   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Are those handerpants off to the right? I want a pair!
 jazzjunkie: @Micro Jackson You'll love my new product lineup of inflatable accessories for chicks, roosters, and hens!
 DrNinjaman: "For Cats!"
 Micro Jackson: "Cats love it" is like "Chicks dig it" for cats
 FarmerWalk: I'm pretty sure strapping something like that to a cat's head counts as minor animal cruelty :-/
 Robespierre: They do NOT
Image 234615   02-26-18   Uploaded by    fatman
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 dobbiesdoogs: this is a photoshop, right?
 Micro Jackson: ***contains no actual macaroni or cheese
 Teechur: I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! How did you open that?!
Image 234614   02-26-18   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
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 Lantry: credit kc green gunshowcomic.com
 piratepom: The bird ate her rollerskates
 Mr. Butt: My much cooler, more successful brother.
 Micro Jackson: It worked
 beyardo: ..cheeky
 Prostata: fart propulsion!
 barfolomew: ...horn.
Image 234613   02-26-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
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 dobbiesdoogs: from acdootvision
 avemaria: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha!!!
 Micro Jackson: Where can I get this?
 Fiasco: Perfection!
Image 234612   02-26-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
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 DrNinjaman: Safety first!
 carpwoman: This was a "thing" once and I don't understand why.
 Micro Jackson: Aren't you the guy that used to set the pace riding out in front of a thousand Faces?
 Amy Housewine: @charlemagne Gotta get running now.
 charlemagne: @Amy Housewine bellboy!
 wolfpk: This has "helicopter mom" written all over it!
 Amy Housewine: Truly, he is the ace face.
 gorilla: Haha 'L' plates
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i bet it burns to the ground.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'd like to see him light every light on that joint.
 Robespierre: More Mod than Most - Mickie Most, that is
 sparename: Bodie will still get your nerve-gas
Image 234611   02-26-18   Uploaded by    house md
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