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273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

273309  frankie: My preferred form of domestic abuse.

273304  charlemagne: now we shall perform the forbidden tango

273307  charlemagne: fairly certain snoop is just mr benn doing an inception skit

273306  AlexDeLarge: I'm hard-pressed to think of a better cosplay idea

273315  charlemagne: funny, she doesn't look druish

273303  artfulcodger: A sad, but common, sight in the aftermath of the collapse of the Wonkonomy.

273315  tib gubb: heh, haha... *sigh*

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"



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Score:
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 HermwoodLitmajor: Atrophine abuse. Not even once.
 Dreforian: @a robot I still think of the sci-fi hero tv show before the Guardians of the Galaxy character when I see that name
 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?
 Robespierre: That "Big-Eye" look was always killer.
 Shay: Linda, are you on shrooms again?
 El hefe: I thought Mulder got rid of that back stuff
 Sadpygmy: She seems nice
 sparename: Isn't this Sondra Locke?
 WetWilly: This is the way your eyes look when you get a retinal scan at your eye doctor... try and scare people on the bus afterwards, it's fun!
 duckybox: It was me all along!
 hajjpodge: *swipes left in horror*
 fullofwind: Disturbing, yet compelling!
Image 234465   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
320
 
 Ulillillia: All the diseases were made with road
 trelyate: my way is very very danger
 InfiniteZero: @dobbiesdoogs potholes in my lawn
 dobbiesdoogs: so *you're* the reason for all the potholes
Image 234464   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
552
 
 Warrax: Super efficient.
 dangerkeith3000: Assume the position
 illBilliam: I'm married with two little kids and a cat that has a fatal attraction towards me. This is basically my bed.
 Teechur: Perfect for ski jumpers.
 PornoPedler: restrictive matress, that is
Image 234463   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
256
 
 Shay: Story of the Internet.
 Jack Daniels: @GoGo Robotto Err, I *think* I wrote "po ste d"?
 Mr. Lizard: Maybe I just don't get it - but is there such a thing as a "stolen meme"? Isn't it the nature of memes to be classiced?
 hajjpodge: And most of the internet in general, actually.
 hajjpodge: 9Gag's origin story
 Scoo: It'd be illegal in my case
Image 234462   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
168
 
 TurkeyVulture: I thought this was about Mark Twain's frog. Now I know.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia NAILED it! "Lexicon Devil with a batterd brain / I'm looking for the future, the world's my aim / Gimme, gimme your hands, gimme, gimme your minds / Gimme, gimme your hands, gimme, gimme your minds / Gimme, gimme this, gimme, gimme thaaaAAAAAAAT..."
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Darby Crash?
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Advise Paul here ... oh, that's right; he ded.
 Annoying Vegan : @Robespierre A laminating machine would be advisable
 Robespierre: Alright; how many of you out there know what assumed name Paul here was utilising just a handful of years later (no, this is NOT me).
Image 234461   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 Science: This hot woman is somebody's emphysemic grandmother now.
 copunter: vvv you want that panoram, fam?
 copunter: vvv you want that panoram, fam?
 mwoody: Customer: "Make it look like I turned my head during a panoramic photo." Barber: "Say no more."
 El hefe: Ah, back when smoking was safe
 Shay: She keeps her packs of cigs in her hair.
 Annoying Vegan : Tribbles are troublesome.
 Robespierre: The Golden Age - of what, I'm not exactly certain. But those '59 Chevys, with the albatross fins and pencil-thin moustaches, were awfully cool in their own right.
Image 234460   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
576
 
 Peter Pantsless: SLEEPING PILEDRIVER ACTIVATE
Image 234459   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
1016
 
 Ulillillia: :D :D
 dobbiesdoogs: heckin' bamboozled
 queezy farm: Tis iz me!
 Father Goose: Aha! It was me all along!
Image 234458   02-25-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
268
 
 Admiral Alan: @Robespierre Only if she doesnt eat them
 Shay: Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's!!!!
 Robespierre: *YAWN* A waste; such a WASTE.
 bug: This must be the infamous "Mom's Spaghetti" that I keep hearing about.
 superfudge: Sex is weird
Image 234457   02-25-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
723
 
 Mr Bleak: @brian greene Welcome to the wonderful world f Friendly Spaceship word substitutions! Gotta catch 'em all!
 brian greene: i said apple!!!!!
 brian greene: the apple phone dosnt ring it peals
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Mine had an eye wobble too!
 ping: @Annoying Vegan I don't think I had one but I've got dim memories of pulling one along on a string and watching the eyes wobble. I hope it was a phone and not some poor defenceless animal.
 Whatever: No cell phone?
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Heck yiss! Did you ever have a chatter phone as a child? Such a funny sound.
 ping: (Apologies for the poor shadow. My image app borked it and I couldn't find the patience to do it again. I did straighten the cable on the courtesy phone, though.)
Image 234456   02-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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