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258250  Bluetocracy: He isn't wrong

258251  Bluetocracy: It's got a GPS!

258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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 6. Scoo: 2177 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. NotHuman: 2041 points
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10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. bromide: 1761 points
12. cran vodka: 1664 points
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14. trumpet: 1630 points
15. sodamachine: 1623 points
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Score:
168
 
 TurkeyVulture: I thought this was about Mark Twain's frog. Now I know.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia NAILED it! "Lexicon Devil with a batterd brain / I'm looking for the future, the world's my aim / Gimme, gimme your hands, gimme, gimme your minds / Gimme, gimme your hands, gimme, gimme your minds / Gimme, gimme this, gimme, gimme thaaaAAAAAAAT..."
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Darby Crash?
 Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Advise Paul here ... oh, that's right; he ded.
 Annoying Vegan : @Robespierre A laminating machine would be advisable
 Robespierre: Alright; how many of you out there know what assumed name Paul here was utilising just a handful of years later (no, this is NOT me).
Image 234461   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
462
 
 Science: This hot woman is somebody's emphysemic grandmother now.
 copunter: vvv you want that panoram, fam?
 copunter: vvv you want that panoram, fam?
 mwoody: Customer: "Make it look like I turned my head during a panoramic photo." Barber: "Say no more."
 El hefe: Ah, back when smoking was safe
 Shay: She keeps her packs of cigs in her hair.
 Annoying Vegan : Tribbles are troublesome.
 Robespierre: The Golden Age - of what, I'm not exactly certain. But those '59 Chevys, with the albatross fins and pencil-thin moustaches, were awfully cool in their own right.
Image 234460   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
576
 
 Peter Pantsless: SLEEPING PILEDRIVER ACTIVATE
Image 234459   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
1016
 
 Ulillillia: :D :D
 dobbiesdoogs: heckin' bamboozled
 queezy farm: Tis iz me!
 VoR: Aha! It was me all along!
Image 234458   02-25-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
268
 
 Admiral Alan: @Robespierre Only if she doesnt eat them
 Shay: Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's!!!!
 Robespierre: *YAWN* A waste; such a WASTE.
 bug: This must be the infamous "Mom's Spaghetti" that I keep hearing about.
 VoR: Sex is weird
Image 234457   02-25-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
723
 
 Mr Bleak: @brian greene Welcome to the wonderful world f Friendly Spaceship word substitutions! Gotta catch 'em all!
 brian greene: i said apple!!!!!
 brian greene: the apple phone dosnt ring it peals
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Mine had an eye wobble too!
 ping: @Annoying Vegan I don't think I had one but I've got dim memories of pulling one along on a string and watching the eyes wobble. I hope it was a phone and not some poor defenceless animal.
 Whatever: No cell phone?
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Heck yiss! Did you ever have a chatter phone as a child? Such a funny sound.
 ping: (Apologies for the poor shadow. My image app borked it and I couldn't find the patience to do it again. I did straighten the cable on the courtesy phone, though.)
Image 234456   02-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
350
 
 Whatever: Dang, I missed the martial arts curling combo event at the Olympic Games
Image 234455   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 234454 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sad face. Boo, sad face.
Score:
250
 
 Korrok: Pleasant 1970s house vibe
Image 234453   02-25-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
344
 
 kornisjon: What a glorious mane.
 trelyate: 70's Jesus approves
 Robespierre: A little help here - is that Shoei or Arai?
 Morn Bumbies: King of Donkey Kong
Image 234452   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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