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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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6. Not A Bot
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9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
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 Ulillillia: :D :D
 dobbiesdoogs: heckin' bamboozled
 queezy farm: Tis iz me!
 VoR: Aha! It was me all along!
Image 234458   02-25-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
268
 
 Admiral Alan: @Robespierre Only if she doesnt eat them
 Shay: Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's!!!!
 Robespierre: *YAWN* A waste; such a WASTE.
 bug: This must be the infamous "Mom's Spaghetti" that I keep hearing about.
 VoR: Sex is weird
Image 234457   02-25-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
723
 
 Mr Bleak: @brian greene Welcome to the wonderful world f Friendly Spaceship word substitutions! Gotta catch 'em all!
 brian greene: i said apple!!!!!
 brian greene: the apple phone dosnt ring it peals
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Mine had an eye wobble too!
 ping: @Annoying Vegan I don't think I had one but I've got dim memories of pulling one along on a string and watching the eyes wobble. I hope it was a phone and not some poor defenceless animal.
 Whatever: No cell phone?
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Heck yiss! Did you ever have a chatter phone as a child? Such a funny sound.
 ping: (Apologies for the poor shadow. My image app borked it and I couldn't find the patience to do it again. I did straighten the cable on the courtesy phone, though.)
Image 234456   02-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
350
 
 Whatever: Dang, I missed the martial arts curling combo event at the Olympic Games
Image 234455   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 234454 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sad face. You have brought shame on us, sad face.
Score:
250
 
 Korrok: Pleasant 1970s house vibe
Image 234453   02-25-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
344
 
 kornisjon: What a glorious mane.
 trelyate: 70's Jesus approves
 Robespierre: A little help here - is that Shoei or Arai?
 Morn Bumbies: King of Donkey Kong
Image 234452   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
371
 
 Robespierre: @Scoo Zion
 VeeKay: Looking the wrong way son.
 San DoDo: Reppeling
 Scoo: This looks familiar; Boulder Canyon?
Image 234451   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
329
 
 itskando: Instructions were unclear
 a robot: ......what?
 El hefe: THEY EAT THE POO POO!
 Robespierre: Whatever floats yer boat ... or something.
 VeeKay: Tom of Finland did it first and did it better.
 Scoo: Ah, yes: the ol' axillary intercourse
 Ulillillia: Penis in armpit=dance all night
Image 234450   02-25-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
539
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: as a much bigger person I sometimes wonder if I should be punching more people... for justice... or karma. Some laws would have to change though.
 pig 3: Assholes get away with so much simply because people much bigger than them are tolerant of it.
 Scoo: Kind of?
Image 234449   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
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