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268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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Score:
199
 
 Mr Bleak: @bug It's not drunk yet.
 Kess: I'm not terribly fond of this nativity scene.
 metallica: @Mr. Shine I hope you're right about the obviously staged pic.
 Science: Cletus cosplay.
 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.
 Wort Mumpus: No matter how folksy and off-grid your lifestyle, nobody needs automatic weapons, and nobody needs to arm their toddlers
 TurkeyVulture: Hooray for breastfeeding?
 Mr. Shine: This makes me sad. Both this obviously staged picture, and the tone of these comments. I'm Bad-Voting and moving on.
 Whatever: The more degenerate branch of the Trump family tree
 funny in the wall: Christal Methany and her family
 maura: They dont look happy. I hope things get better for them
 Scoo: Ironic that they live in a school bus, when probably none have either gone to nor ever will go to school
 Ulillillia: Odds are they voted for a billionaire
 Captain Marsupial: The spirit of Dorothea Lange lives on. (This makes me sad.)
 bug: Why didn't you give the baby a gun?
 Prostata: "The gubbermint ain't gonna come make US go to no dentist!"
 wolfpk: This is staged. If it was real, they would have shot that there picture taker.
 FabricMan: Presidential Commission for Nuclear Arms Reduction
 Zarathustra: Beauty of south carolina
Image 234437   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
357
 
 Captain Marsupial: Eventually moths will land on scary ladies and be indistinguishable to birds. Evolution, bithches!
 twitter: @hajjpodge Thanks for that (seriously!). I thought it was a burning muffin wrapper with a face on it :-)
 Scoo: I think I see Jesus
 Captain Marsupial: Eventually moths will land on scary ladies and be indistinguishable to birds. Evolution, bithches!
 VeeKay: Just wow. Awesome. There was me wondering who had burned a hole in a wall and why a weird psychotic looking woman glaring at me!
 amputator: Moth. Not even once!
 hajjpodge: "I'm just a moth."
Image 234436   02-25-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
695
 
 piranharama: This must have some bonus to hit ghosts or something. +3 vs non-corporeals
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: does that make this Jeff Bezoss wifes ring?
 Nymphomania: The Diamond Council recommends you spend two months salary on your wedding rings
 hajjpodge: For extreme chakra re-alignment.
 VeeKay: Pack a geologists hammer and help your lawyer out.
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit Marie they're not rocks they're minerals
 Lantry: CRYSTAL ENERGY BITCH
 VeeKay: Talk about broadcasting a punch! This is a total piece of shit. Useless.
Image 234435   02-25-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
461
 
 Kess: DON'T DESTROY HIS DREAMS, PEOPLE
 courtney: LSD 101
 Whatever: Breaking the laws of reality and thermodynamics I see
 flushpuppy: @Ulillillia - I get the impression the ice-cube may not be too aware of reality.
 Amy Housewine: The goose promptly smashed the ice cube to pieces. The cat backed away, not wanting any of that.
 VeeKay: @Ulillillia Scienced!
 Ulillillia: Ice cubes do not work that way
Image 234434   02-25-18   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
417
 
 jochenau: SAD button :(
 WTF: "I'm trying to get the other half Mikey!"
 Shay: *checks Sit out next hand*
 VeeKay: Time to interview for a new roomie!
Image 234433   02-25-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
666
 
 Science: Your move, creep.
 Dreforian: @Whatever robots will replace human moviegoers?!
 Whatever: Sorry kid, robots will take that job youre dreaming about
 wolfpk: When you are an adult, you can watch the shitty remake of me.
 clayjar: Stay out of...trouble
 Coolguy: Remember that one time Robocop shot that one guy in the dick?
 namename: Finger Cannon, Fire at Will (5)!
Image 234432   02-25-18   Uploaded by    discodisco
Score:
640
 
 Kess: SUCK MY DIRK
 Mr. Shine: *Sucketh Thou Mine Richar-
 Darmstadtium: Some body is going to get an art degree very soon!
 Amy Housewine: Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute... that's not a shark.
 WTF: "This is the face tattoo I'm going to get when I turn 18!"
 VeeKay: You spelled "Do you want fries with that?" all wrong!
 BavidDowie: *Sucke Miye Olde Dycke*
Image 234431   02-25-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
558
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I'd agree - the shadow lines are wrong for a fire there. And I'm very glad of it!
 ping: @Yurishiro I really hope so.
 iamthewalrus: BRUTALITY! Nah I think this has been photoshopped, someone did a cut/paste/rotate @ping
 Dominus Umbrae: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.
 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox
 Pickle Dick: EXTERMINATE!
 wolfpk: Workmans comp insurance is about to go up.
 WTF: "I hate my job."
 Springbok: I feel awful for her, but goddamn there should have been more thought put into the design of that cake
 hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.
 Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!
 VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with
 tehghost: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.
 ping: Fuck. This is loss-of-sight kind of scary. Hope she's OK.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
Image 234430   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
429
 
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket *marinara
 Jabberwikket: [Drops a huge bowl of pop tarts covered in marina on the table] Eat up then
 Robespierre: Yeah, yeah; and pizzas are topless ravioli. We already knew that.
 Whatever: And pop tarts use chemicals originally developed as preservatives for dog food
 McMuff: Always some weirdo trying to bend the word of FSM to their own agenda!
 VeeKay: #234435 mofo!
 FabricMan: What are ravioli?
 BavidDowie: Pasta. Pastry isn't pasta.
Image 234429   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
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