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268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

268162  Dr Awkward: *Noice

268166  Dr Awkward: Yes, Coronas need to be consumed cold. It is important.

268152  Not A Bot: Different fonts and sizes, random bold lines... I don't like it.

268167  SunWukong: BEANS.

268172  Dr Awkward: These things always make me so damn thirsty

268174  Dr Awkward: I wish my public toilet stall provided me with such inspiration.

268113  Prostata: but most dogs are good dogs. Can you say the same about most people?

268164  Side Boob: Illegal in New Jersey.

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Im not mad. You are the one effortposting, not me.

268167  a robot: SO CUTE I AM DEAD

268170  a robot: By the way, that says "exterminate." I lol'ed

268108  Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268079  Teechur: @Dr Awkward I would totally buy milk from a local source if I could. I am sick about what is happening to agriculture in this country. There was just a story on NPR about the tariffs and their effects the industry.

268086  Teechur: @Side Boob That be the manner of service I provide here on Arrrrgro-gator!

268177  kayjay: There is no toilet like home....

268169  Amy Housewine: They took a slash on your tire.

268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

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268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob i'm mad because i care about this shit. nihilism doesn't make you cool. it makes you an asshole. you have no solutions, only weak ass complaints and dishonest sidestepping. you demand information and then scorn my "effort posting." why don't you back up YOUR ideology to ME instead? what do you believe in? what policy would you support if you could vote in the senate? do you have any intention or even conception of a solution to any problem facing us? or do you shit on other peoples ideas to feel better about yourself for being empty inside?

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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11. withak: 1651 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1646 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I'd agree - the shadow lines are wrong for a fire there. And I'm very glad of it!
 ping: @Yurishiro I really hope so.
 iamthewalrus: BRUTALITY! Nah I think this has been photoshopped, someone did a cut/paste/rotate @ping
 Dominus Umbrae: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.
 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"
 Wooden Spoon: Firefox
 Pickle Dick: EXTERMINATE!
 wolfpk: Workmans comp insurance is about to go up.
 WTF: "I hate my job."
 Springbok: I feel awful for her, but goddamn there should have been more thought put into the design of that cake
 hajjpodge: I always knew the Romulans can't be trusted.
 Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!
 VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with
 tehghost: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.
 ping: Fuck. This is loss-of-sight kind of scary. Hope she's OK.
 Annoying Vegan : This is fine.
Image 234430   02-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
429
 
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket *marinara
 Jabberwikket: [Drops a huge bowl of pop tarts covered in marina on the table] Eat up then
 Robespierre: Yeah, yeah; and pizzas are topless ravioli. We already knew that.
 Whatever: And pop tarts use chemicals originally developed as preservatives for dog food
 McMuff: Always some weirdo trying to bend the word of FSM to their own agenda!
 VeeKay: #234435 mofo!
 FabricMan: What are ravioli?
 BavidDowie: Pasta. Pastry isn't pasta.
Image 234429   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
626
 
 Cheesecake: Don't upload me like potato.
 Whatever: Upgrading to GLaDOS?
 VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.
 Wet farts: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.
 Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!
 BavidDowie: Boil'em, mash'em, pair 'em with your tablet.
 boozer: I'm still alive!
Image 234428   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
413
 
 Robespierre: It would be better if you would just stick to clapping hands for Hormel chili, Jeb.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't be worse
Image 234427   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
476
 
 Wooden Spoon: @glenalec: ouch! I think some people are going to have to look at one up.
 SaltLick: That's what she called him (she being the mother of his first child)
 ping: @Felicity That was my first thought, too.
 Shay: 3/10, not enough chest hair.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: Or, Woody Harrelson
Image 234426   02-25-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
337
 
 Amy Housewine: The Crafty Crapper strikes again.
 MC Delta T: Hilarious nonsense, I like it!
Image 234425   02-25-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
758
 
 BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.
 Ulillillia: Pots are nice.
Image 234424   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
340
 
 Kess: Step 1) Take console. Step 2) Insert into dumpster.
 ruiner: All the bits are leaking out!
 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.
 well duh: Ant farm keyboard?
 carpwoman: Aw, gnats.
 VeeKay: From orbit sir?
 DrinkMixMan: Iiw...
 Teechur: This is what happens when you haven't played Animal Crossing for a while....
 Ulillillia: What is this, a Wii for ants?
 barfolomew: No no no.
 Scoo: Do you want ants? Because that's how Wii get ants!
 sparename: @Pizza We used to use Colclene TE (1.1.1 Trike?) for degreasing machinery, removing the fingerprints from our fingers and killing flies.. One time a huge bluebottle came into the workshop, loud, fast and low, with me from one side and Richard from the other - the poor thing got hit by both streams and gracefully arced into the floor, instantly dead. Now that fun stuff got banned, too
 Pizza: @sparename Squashed-air-in-a-can got unofficially banned at my workplace thanks to some busybody of a visitor concerned about explosions. Now it's harder to get dead flies out of things.
 sparename: I still have two "walking commas" (corn flies?) stuck in my laptop screen from last summer. While they were wandering around between the layers I thought it would be a good idea to squash them.. Now I'll have to completely dismantle the screen to get the corpses out (or use some squashed-air-in-a-can) but can change the slow-to-start light-tube while I'm in there
 Nope: no thanks!
Image 234423   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
368
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Lestrange @GoGo Robotto : people here make me look up the coolest stuff
 Lestrange: Professor Woland, Koroviev and Behemoth! I can never forgive Russia for some it's crimes against democracy, but at least this shows they have some humanity and humour.
 hammy: @Slerzy Ok, but please read a little of "The Master and Margarita" first. Don't say you weren't warned!
 Slerzy: If I see a cat standing on its hind legs and waving, I'm DEFINITELY talking to it
 VeeKay: Patriach's Ponds sign 'Don't talk to strangers'.
Image 234422   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
287
 
 Whatever: Why isnt Wakanda listed you racist?
 BavidDowie: Welcome to Moesganistan!
 VeeKay: I don't see no Nambia on there.
 Scoo: I live in the People's Republic of Qdoba
Image 234421   02-25-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
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