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273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

273204  fanny: @dobbiesdoogs the good news is he wanted rabies!

273206  Pegged Lamb: Didn't I see this happen in a Cheech and Chong movie?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.



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Score:
362
 
 wolfpk: There's a child in my car; I don't have any children!!!
 Side Boob: Waze knows too much
 jochenau: Well, it looks like my baby is already a ghost, so...
 sad face: No thanks
Image 234373   02-25-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
738
 
 wolfpk: Kitty's got a nice right hook.
 james: YOUR HUMAN DEFENSES WILL NOT CONTAIN ME
 Aufziehvogel: HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
 Soy Peso: CAT WANTS IN
Image 234372   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
559
 
 kornisjon: Yeah! Woo!
 hajjpodge: Same.
 Fiveninety: i hate your life, too
 Vorm Gongo: I LATE MY HIFE
 Zarathustra: Jon bovi
Image 234371   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
404
 
 Wooden Spoon: @redmonkey3: your friend missed an opportunity to call her HAMibelle
 wolfpk: @apoxia Chicken with eat other chickens while they are alive!
 Robespierre: Finger, then lick? Hm.
 Darmstadtium: Does this count as recycling?
 redmonkey3: Friend had pet pig who LOVED bacon... she was named Hannibelle
 Mentos Pormer: Not cool
 apoxia: Yep, chickens eat chickens. Something else to blow your mind: lots of animals will eat dead of their species (even humans).
 TrumpyTrump: Egg shell is good for brooding hens (it obviously contains everything they need to grow the shell on their upcoming eggs), but you have to crush it to powder first. If they recognise what they are eating, they can sometimes get it into their heads that their own eggs are yummy.
 million laffs: Make my chicken more chicken!
Image 234370   02-25-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
258
 
 Scoo: Safety Third!
 Magic Bullets: Wood gets in the way
Image 234369   02-25-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
368
 
 wolfpk: We all float up here.
 hajjpodge: @Amy Housewine Is that one of those late-night DVDs?
 Scoo: Can't sleep, Clown Jesus will eat me
 Zarathustra: Cloning Jesus IS more of a threat.
 Amy Housewine: Clown Meat Treats to Eat.
Image 234368   02-25-18   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
273
 
 wolfpk: The Flea all grown up.
 Greifer: Mr White?! wtf!
Image 234367   02-25-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
575
 
 Wooden Spoon: Car Hole
 DrinkMixMan: *sard
 Ulillillia: *sayul
 RogueLeader: My Early Years: Home schooling with mom.
 obama: Thats basically right. Its when people pronounce it gradge that it bothers me
 Amy Housewine: *Garridge
 a robot: The Weezer song "In The Garage" pronounced the word basically like that and it always bothered me
Image 234366   02-25-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
99
 
 Science: Beauty of North Korea.
 redmonkey3: Beauty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korea.
 Scoo: Beauty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korea.
 redmonkey3: Beauty of North Korea.
 Side Boob: Beauty of North Korea.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 234365   02-25-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
287
 
 Amy Housewine: That's what you think. They ain't yet built the prison that can hold me.
 addend: A private cell /and/ a properly oriented roll of toilet paper? Totally worth it.
Image 234364   02-25-18   Uploaded by    professional
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