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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
887
 
 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn
 Ihminen: I think I'm in love
 satoshi: vv oops. Sentient. There is not sapient live on Planet Earth.
 Emoji: Higher corvids are among my favorite sapient Earth creatures!
 Dr Awkward: @Sage So do I and I have a pellet gun. Come at me, fuckers.
 BavidDowie: That bird is probably smart enough to know its person is lame.
 UltraBeverly: I live in the middle of Los Angeles, and there are lots of crows and ravens near me (oddly). I started imitating them years ago to get their attention, and now they definitely know me. I told them to kill Tippy Hedren just the other day...
 barfolomew: Wherever they go, Bauhaus spontaneously starts playing.
 Captain Marsupial: Not quite getting teen titans cosplay.
 Captain Marsupial: Definitely a raven. Crows not so big.@ThoughtlessGentleman
 Scoo: @Dr Awkward So they're flying cats?
 Sage: @Dr Awkward Better hope they don't read this. They hold grudges.
 Dr Awkward: Fuck ravens. Those goddamn trash-birds steal our eggs, bring garbage into our barn, have destroyed the wiring to some of our solar lights, and even killed one of our chickens. Fucking assholes.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: im so damn jealous. id ask how they got this cause i wanna crow/raven as a friend.
 dobbiesdoogs: it can't train all the time
Image 234331   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
327
 
 Mr Bleak: @Scoo And Bieber. He could be replaced by an inflatable doll and an MP3 iof cats fighting. No one would notice.
 pawsies: But by no means indispensable (very few, if any people are, despite what they might like to tell themselves late at night)
 Ulillillia: That should have been to the left of the page.
 Scoo: Everyone is, if you think about it. Well, maybe with the exception of identical twins.
Image 234330   02-24-18   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
848
 
 Jabberwikket: Pringring Once you ding, can never ting
 El hefe: Dammit Beavis
 Sprinkles: Hang in there Tina
 Ulillillia: Master P recording studio
 BavidDowie: ...hey, Spongebob.
 Scoo: Heh heh heh heh
Image 234329   02-24-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
219
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro These hashtags are getting out of hand.
 Rembo Rompus: #I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should#
 Sandor: Now with vitamin R
 Scoo: Back in college, my friend showed me what happens when you microwave one. It was fun until the 7-11 clerk asked her to please leave.
 grizzly: Individually wrapped Pop tarts? What the fuck?
 dobbiesdoogs: you get one
Image 234328   02-24-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
631
 
 Side Boob: Up yours, Betty.
 Albo Grungus: @Scoo The only problem I have with punching stars in random things is to convince the star to enter the random thing in the first place.
 BavidDowie: Depends on which stars.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 Scoo: Punching stars at random is my passion
Image 234327   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
482
 
 Captain Marsupial: Stands up, revealing coat-shaped hole.
 Mr Mumble: Man Knits Jacket of Places, Then Wears Jacket to Those Places
 Scoo: That's some next-level nursing home camouflage
Image 234326   02-24-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
227
 
 El hefe: Doily blastocysts
 Captain Marsupial: Newest Olympic sport: electron microscope soccer.
 Scoo: The Crystal Method's new album is ok, I guess
Image 234325   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 234324 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. Your image was bad, Horp Lello.
Score:
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 Hyphae: @glenalec I know, i figured it was to help the old folks... but G-D- that looks like i'd be an awful mess to clean up
 Prostata: LOOK OUT BELOW!
 sumo: @Hyphae - These are also popular with the elderly in Eastern countries. Squatting is healthier but isn't always physiologically possible.
 Captain Marsupial: Attempted upgrade to Korean toilets.
 BavidDowie: Looks like the seat is cowering in fear.
 Hyphae: Westerners always ruin everything
 Scoo: Be the first to leave a bowel movement here.
Image 234323   02-24-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
392
 
 Captain Marsupial: When we visited Vegas we stayed in the painting of Venice. Second building on the left, third floor.
Image 234322   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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