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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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Score:
848
 
 Jabberwikket: Pringring Once you ding, can never ting
 El hefe: Dammit Beavis
 Sprinkles: Hang in there Tina
 Ulillillia: Master P recording studio
 BavidDowie: ...hey, Spongebob.
 Scoo: Heh heh heh heh
Image 234329   02-24-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
219
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro These hashtags are getting out of hand.
 Rembo Rompus: #I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should#
 Sandor: Now with vitamin R
 Scoo: Back in college, my friend showed me what happens when you microwave one. It was fun until the 7-11 clerk asked her to please leave.
 grizzly: Individually wrapped Pop tarts? What the fuck?
 dobbiesdoogs: you get one
Image 234328   02-24-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
631
 
 Side Boob: Up yours, Betty.
 Albo Grungus: @Scoo The only problem I have with punching stars in random things is to convince the star to enter the random thing in the first place.
 BavidDowie: Depends on which stars.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 Scoo: Punching stars at random is my passion
Image 234327   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
482
 
 Captain Marsupial: Stands up, revealing coat-shaped hole.
 Mr Mumble: Man Knits Jacket of Places, Then Wears Jacket to Those Places
 Scoo: That's some next-level nursing home camouflage
Image 234326   02-24-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
227
 
 El hefe: Doily blastocysts
 Captain Marsupial: Newest Olympic sport: electron microscope soccer.
 Scoo: The Crystal Method's new album is ok, I guess
Image 234325   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 234324 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. Boo, Horp Lello.
Score:
365
 
 Hyphae: @glenalec I know, i figured it was to help the old folks... but G-D- that looks like i'd be an awful mess to clean up
 Prostata: LOOK OUT BELOW!
 sumo: @Hyphae - These are also popular with the elderly in Eastern countries. Squatting is healthier but isn't always physiologically possible.
 Captain Marsupial: Attempted upgrade to Korean toilets.
 BavidDowie: Looks like the seat is cowering in fear.
 Hyphae: Westerners always ruin everything
 Scoo: Be the first to leave a bowel movement here.
Image 234323   02-24-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
392
 
 Captain Marsupial: When we visited Vegas we stayed in the painting of Venice. Second building on the left, third floor.
Image 234322   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
279
 
 Frum Temps: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.
 miller: @Nope - In my case, kidney stone on the move (and one small enough not to worry much about, luckily).
 carpwoman: @Nope - You ate beets.
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Rock on! A toast to your health!
 Scoo: @Annoying Vegan Yep, got a transplant and all is groovy!
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Everything all good now I hope?
 Uncle Phil: I hope this is an optional side quest.
 Scoo: As someone who's kidneys failed, I used to have a whole named scale including "iced tea", "coca-cola", and "motor oil"
 Ulillillia: @Nope Beets
 Nope: what does red mean?
Image 234321   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
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 Uncle Phil: @Science It's a leap Bof faith!
 Science: @Uncle Phil: Whew! You avoided that trap, Indy! But can you pass the next test?
 Uncle Phil: Jehova is spelled with an I!
Image 234320   02-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
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