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268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

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2. MrBoffo
3. VeeKay
4. tib gubb
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6. Side Boob
7. Teechur
8. a robot
9. addend
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (750 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (747 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (743 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (723 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)


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 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
 4. Sydney: 1964 points
 5. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 6. Shay: 1814 points
 7. VeeKay: 1797 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1575 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
848
 
 Jabberwikket: Pringring Once you ding, can never ting
 El hefe: Dammit Beavis
 Sprinkles: Hang in there Tina
 Ulillillia: Master P recording studio
 BavidDowie: ...hey, Spongebob.
 Scoo: Heh heh heh heh
Image 234329   02-24-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
219
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro These hashtags are getting out of hand.
 Rembo Rompus: #I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put butter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should#
 Sandor: Now with vitamin R
 Scoo: Back in college, my friend showed me what happens when you microwave one. It was fun until the 7-11 clerk asked her to please leave.
 grizzly: Individually wrapped Pop tarts? What the fuck?
 dobbiesdoogs: you get one
Image 234328   02-24-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
631
 
 Side Boob: Up yours, Betty.
 Albo Grungus: @Scoo The only problem I have with punching stars in random things is to convince the star to enter the random thing in the first place.
 BavidDowie: Depends on which stars.
 Peter Pantsless: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
 Scoo: Punching stars at random is my passion
Image 234327   02-24-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
482
 
 Captain Marsupial: Stands up, revealing coat-shaped hole.
 Mr Mumble: Man Knits Jacket of Places, Then Wears Jacket to Those Places
 Scoo: That's some next-level nursing home camouflage
Image 234326   02-24-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
227
 
 El hefe: Doily blastocysts
 Captain Marsupial: Newest Olympic sport: electron microscope soccer.
 Scoo: The Crystal Method's new album is ok, I guess
Image 234325   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Image 234324 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Horp Lello. You have brought shame on us, Horp Lello.
Score:
365
 
 Hyphae: @glenalec I know, i figured it was to help the old folks... but G-D- that looks like i'd be an awful mess to clean up
 Prostata: LOOK OUT BELOW!
 sumo: @Hyphae - These are also popular with the elderly in Eastern countries. Squatting is healthier but isn't always physiologically possible.
 Captain Marsupial: Attempted upgrade to Korean toilets.
 BavidDowie: Looks like the seat is cowering in fear.
 Hyphae: Westerners always ruin everything
 Scoo: Be the first to leave a bowel movement here.
Image 234323   02-24-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
392
 
 Captain Marsupial: When we visited Vegas we stayed in the painting of Venice. Second building on the left, third floor.
Image 234322   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
279
 
 Frum Temps: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.
 miller: @Nope - In my case, kidney stone on the move (and one small enough not to worry much about, luckily).
 carpwoman: @Nope - You ate beets.
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Rock on! A toast to your health!
 Scoo: @Annoying Vegan Yep, got a transplant and all is groovy!
 Annoying Vegan : @Scoo Everything all good now I hope?
 Uncle Phil: I hope this is an optional side quest.
 Scoo: As someone who's kidneys failed, I used to have a whole named scale including "iced tea", "coca-cola", and "motor oil"
 Ulillillia: @Nope Beets
 Nope: what does red mean?
Image 234321   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
227
 
 Uncle Phil: @Science It's a leap Bof faith!
 Science: @Uncle Phil: Whew! You avoided that trap, Indy! But can you pass the next test?
 Uncle Phil: Jehova is spelled with an I!
Image 234320   02-24-18   Uploaded by    obama
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