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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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Score:
273
 
 Mr Bleak: @charlemagne Sure? It's Bonus Points for the mouth, provided you are standing behind the Oche!
 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.
 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?
 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)
 fanny: IF I BRING THIS PHOTO TO HOMEDEPOT DO YOU THINK THEY CAN SPECIAL ORDER IT FOR ME?!
 wolfpk: I'll piss in a corner thank you.
 Teechur: Don't open the lid. Please. Don't.
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 VoR: Left hand is poised well
 Darmstadtium: Nope, a thousand times nope
 when so: Is that... lipstick? On "his" forehead?
 VeeKay: It's a no from me.
 charlemagne: yeah, think I'll use the sink cheers
Image 234265   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
259
 
 Robespierre: Is it lactose-free?
Image 234264   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
626
 
 Mad Collager: @ping Your memory persists.
 Wooden Spoon: That is impressive
 ping: Dali's little-known foray into designing street furniture.
Image 234263   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
577
 
 Staida: Step one cut a hole in a box
 Robespierre: I got'cher Matsutake Madness right heah.
 FarmerWalk: @carpwoman wow
 carpwoman: @Annoying Vegan - Nor would I rotate a phone booth.
 Annoying Vegan : @carpwoman You wouldnt rotate a car. You wouldnt rotate a handbag.
 carpwoman: Anyone can rotate a photo.
 hajjpodge: @OldKentuckyShark A "Spory Hole" if you will.
 charlemagne: love, love will tear us apart, again
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: so... mushroom glory hole?
Image 234262   02-24-18   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
579
 
 Science: Beauty of North Korea (cyber warfare division)
 White Rice: @Wooden Spoon I think black-shirt & headphones is playing something, and the screen to his left looks like a scene from Xen in Half Life.
 Wooden Spoon: @Robespierre: none of them are playing a video game, which makes it even creepier
 tib gubb: what are girls doing in there? i'm calling the internet police
 Robespierre: Creepiest LAN party EVER
 fanny: @sparename a more modem Shakespeare
 sparename: attempting a more modern Shakespeare?
 Derp Herpigan: Bet it smells great in there.
Image 234261   02-24-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
337
 
 Wooden Spoon: Would not be surprised in Chinese McDonalds served fried chicken feet. And we thought Native Americans used every part of the animal...
Image 234260   02-24-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
356
 
 redmonkey3: Great - now i feel hungry AND lazy
 Mr. Shine: "What's the secret sauce on the Paul's Reuben?"
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Why didn't you mention that any food outlet that prices like this should be forcibly shut down? Scared?
 VeeKay: I'll have an unsweetened tea and hiking thanks
 Amy Housewine: I'll have an All Beef Nathan please.
Image 234259   02-24-18   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
948
 
 Larp Belb: We'll call him Elephostrich.
 Side Boob: Love finds a way
 Wooden Spoon: Someone put a case on that down pillow
 Robespierre: And they called it ... ostrich lo-o-oove...
 VeeKay: They grew up to become the NRA and the GOP!
Image 234258   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
415
 
 ppr4: @ping come on
 barfolomew: garf.zone
 ping: @Peach ...my dudes.
 Peach: 12:01am on a Tuesday
Image 234257   02-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
455
 
 Annoying Vegan : Ping!
 Wooden Spoon: I use the desk every time I visit a hotel
 Peach: Poppin' some Amish Country
Image 234256   02-24-18   Uploaded by    grace
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