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253286  Astanapan: I want a 30 days trial of the full package before I commit to such an investment.

253265  Prostata: with that much floof sleeping is snow problem!

253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

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253056 Zochrot: ahem...there are only two genders

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.



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 Korrok: Kinky....
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge you are my brothers and sisters, shining lights, even in death I will carry you into battle.
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge Words that kill, is what you speak to me.
 AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot Whoa-HAAAAAAAA
 Sadbot: I won't scatter your booze to the heartless sea. We're all Diamond Hops
 Not A Bot: Nah, they're really chill. Except the cat. The cat is the Devil. (Literally, her name is Lucifer)
Image 234227   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
669
 
 sparename: The ultra-rare pencil-shavings birb
 VeeKay: Aye, all reet cock?
Image 234226   02-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
411
 
 Greifer: @Mad Collager ba-da-dush
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Yeah, but it tastes funny.
 Dr Awkward: I prefer clown meat
Image 234225   02-24-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
448
 
 Prostata: oh god no
 Xeno: @Sadbot Him. He looks like he owns thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment.
 trelyate: Minerva Mink?
 Greifer: she's into fine arts and long talks at the fire place
 barfolomew: @Sadbot I don't know, but I suspect they wound up under the floorboards.
 Sadbot: I've seen this before and my question remains the same: who took the picture?
 Mr. Whiskers: "What do you want to do tonight, babe?" "Dunno, something normal." "Cool...cool..."
Image 234224   02-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
302
 
 Amy Housewine: It clearly has mirror-like properties. Do your technology lessons give no regard to function? That doesn't seem like a good way to start.
 Shay: SHIT! I just got a job with the school district with the same rules so either #desertfox will be there and be nice or some douchebag kid will be a smartass.
Image 234223   02-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
336
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Good trigger discipline (for the accordionist)
 hajjpodge: Weird Al's Origin Story
Image 234222   02-24-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
565
 
 drtofu: Really should be a butthole instead
 Mr Bleak: One lump or two?
 Prostata: *barf*
 PenguinBartender: Yooooooooooooooooou should see a doctor.
 drtofu: Hold the cream, please
 Uncle Phil: Are fleshlights BPA free?
 El hefe: Brewed with the heat of friction
 Dr Awkward: @WTF "If it's brown, don't go down"
 WTF: If it's brown you may want to have that looked at.
 FabricMan: Silicone is an excellent insulator
 IM AN ASSHOLE: learned how to keep coffee warm from Stella Liebeck, I see
Image 234221   02-24-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
803
 
 trelyate: fuck you, I'm FABULOUS!
 Not A Bot: They see me rollin...
 VeeKay: Spronk
 Amy Housewine: Majestic as fawn.
 redrex: Is that an Angel?
 Robespierre: @hajjpodge Billy Joel is not MY lover
 wolfpk: 10 point landing
 hajjpodge: Billie Jean is not my lover
Image 234220   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
515
 
 ping: @Yurishiro I briefly contemplated putting a toothy frown on all of them.
 Jolly Well: @ping put horns and pointy teeth on the faces and it's perfect!
 ignatz: Please make this happen!
Image 234219   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
129
 
 Winterneuro: Real title: Shit! I told you not to drop the cocaine!!!
 Lantry: he's clueing for goddam pinkeye, get your face up off the floor!
Image 234218   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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