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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

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262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!



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Score:
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 Mawn Flumopert: Kinky....
 Mart Dampombies: @AlexDeLarge you are my brothers and sisters, shining lights, even in death I will carry you into battle.
 Biple Plemungo: @AlexDeLarge Words that kill, is what you speak to me.
 Tromp Cremumbies: @Sadbot Whoa-HAAAAAAAA
 Pild Horpumple: I won't scatter your booze to the heartless sea. We're all Diamond Hops
 Rurt Gropert: Nah, they're really chill. Except the cat. The cat is the Devil. (Literally, her name is Lucifer)
Image 234227   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Viple Morpongus
Score:
669
 
 Guwn Horpopert: The ultra-rare pencil-shavings birb
 Pempo Plemungus: Aye, all reet cock?
Image 234226   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Flimp Flumumple
Score:
411
 
 Florb Horpuble: @Mad Collager ba-da-dush
 Therb Horpongus: @Dr Awkward Yeah, but it tastes funny.
 Lewn Grunuble: I prefer clown meat
Image 234225   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Pald Drumoble
Score:
438
 
 Lingo Gruble: oh god no
 Flerb Horpongo: @Sadbot Him. He looks like he owns thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment.
 Flung Plemupert: Minerva Mink?
 Bople Horpumple: she's into fine arts and long talks at the fire place
 Diple Bropert: @Sadbot I don't know, but I suspect they wound up under the floorboards.
 Girt Albungus: I've seen this before and my question remains the same: who took the picture?
 Gempo Plemungo: "What do you want to do tonight, babe?" "Dunno, something normal." "Cool...cool..."
Image 234224   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Jald Horpongo
Score:
302
 
 Momp Plemongus: It clearly has mirror-like properties. Do your technology lessons give no regard to function? That doesn't seem like a good way to start.
 Hempo Flumongus: SHIT! I just got a job with the school district with the same rules so either #desertfox will be there and be nice or some douchebag kid will be a smartass.
Image 234223   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Craft Rempopert
Score:
336
 
 Hango Plombies: Good trigger discipline (for the accordionist)
 Harm Grumple: Weird Al's Origin Story
Image 234222   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Flald Rempomple
Score:
565
 
 Flurb Grongus: Really should be a butthole instead
 Friwn Flopert: One lump or two?
 Fleft Albungo: *barf*
 Hiple Morpungo: Yooooooooooooooooou should see a doctor.
 Jungo Brupert: Hold the cream, please
 Crown Cremongus: Are fleshlights BPA free?
 Jampo Drumungo: Brewed with the heat of friction
 Rarb Brombies: @WTF "If it's brown, don't go down"
 Thorbo Flumongus: If it's brown you may want to have that looked at.
 Fremp Plungo: Silicone is an excellent insulator
 Therm Horpungus: learned how to keep coffee warm from Stella Liebeck, I see
Image 234221   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Crert Grungo
Score:
803
 
 Hown Albupert: fuck you, I'm FABULOUS!
 Murm Drumumbies: They see me rollin...
 Thamp Grungo: Spronk
 Memp Rempomple: Majestic as fawn.
 Thald Horpumbies: Is that an Angel?
 Vild Dampumple: @hajjpodge Billy Joel is not MY lover
 Bengo Cremungus: 10 point landing
 Mift Rempupert: Billie Jean is not my lover
Image 234220   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Bemp Brongo
Score:
515
 
 Frewn Albungus: @Yurishiro I briefly contemplated putting a toothy frown on all of them.
 Flirm Drumopert: @ping put horns and pointy teeth on the faces and it's perfect!
 Horb Plemopert: Please make this happen!
Image 234219   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Flart Plombies
Score:
129
 
 Crolm Dampoble: Real title: Shit! I told you not to drop the cocaine!!!
 Morbo Grumple: he's clueing for goddam pinkeye, get your face up off the floor!
Image 234218   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Jomp Plumbies
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