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272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!



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 Korrok: Kinky....
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge you are my brothers and sisters, shining lights, even in death I will carry you into battle.
 Sadbot: @AlexDeLarge Words that kill, is what you speak to me.
 AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot Whoa-HAAAAAAAA
 Sadbot: I won't scatter your booze to the heartless sea. We're all Diamond Hops
 Not A Bot: Nah, they're really chill. Except the cat. The cat is the Devil. (Literally, her name is Lucifer)
Image 234227   02-24-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
669
 
 sparename: The ultra-rare pencil-shavings birb
 totaljihad: Aye, all reet cock?
Image 234226   02-24-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
411
 
 Greifer: @Mad Collager ba-da-dush
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward Yeah, but it tastes funny.
 Dr Awkward: I prefer clown meat
Image 234225   02-24-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
438
 
 Prostata: oh god no
 Xeno: @Sadbot Him. He looks like he owns thousands of dollars worth of camera equipment.
 trelyate: Minerva Mink?
 Greifer: she's into fine arts and long talks at the fire place
 barfolomew: @Sadbot I don't know, but I suspect they wound up under the floorboards.
 Sadbot: I've seen this before and my question remains the same: who took the picture?
 Mr. Whiskers: "What do you want to do tonight, babe?" "Dunno, something normal." "Cool...cool..."
Image 234224   02-24-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
302
 
 Amy Housewine: It clearly has mirror-like properties. Do your technology lessons give no regard to function? That doesn't seem like a good way to start.
 Shay: SHIT! I just got a job with the school district with the same rules so either #desertfox will be there and be nice or some douchebag kid will be a smartass.
Image 234223   02-24-18   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
336
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Good trigger discipline (for the accordionist)
 hajjpodge: Weird Al's Origin Story
Image 234222   02-24-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
565
 
 drtofu: Really should be a butthole instead
 Mr Bleak: One lump or two?
 Prostata: *barf*
 PenguinBartender: Yooooooooooooooooou should see a doctor.
 drtofu: Hold the cream, please
 Uncle Phil: Are fleshlights BPA free?
 El hefe: Brewed with the heat of friction
 Dr Awkward: @WTF "If it's brown, don't go down"
 WTF: If it's brown you may want to have that looked at.
 FabricMan: Silicone is an excellent insulator
 IM AN ASSHOLE: learned how to keep coffee warm from Stella Liebeck, I see
Image 234221   02-24-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
803
 
 trelyate: fuck you, I'm FABULOUS!
 Not A Bot: They see me rollin...
 iamthewalrus: Spronk
 Amy Housewine: Majestic as fawn.
 redrex: Is that an Angel?
 Robespierre: @hajjpodge Billy Joel is not MY lover
 wolfpk: 10 point landing
 hajjpodge: Billie Jean is not my lover
Image 234220   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
515
 
 ping: @Yurishiro I briefly contemplated putting a toothy frown on all of them.
 Jolly Well: @ping put horns and pointy teeth on the faces and it's perfect!
 The Turks: Please make this happen!
Image 234219   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
129
 
 Winterneuro: Real title: Shit! I told you not to drop the cocaine!!!
 Lantry: he's clueing for goddam pinkeye, get your face up off the floor!
Image 234218   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
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