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269111  SunWukong: Just set the seats on fire and walk away.

269116  SunWukong: I see no way this could go wrong.

269051  trelyate: this is my religion

269098  MrBoffo: Not particularly floofy

269109  Sadbot: I like living in an age where you can use an electronic device to show off your complete ignorance of electricity

268716  sparename: @WannaBee @Mr Bleak @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, Sydney had a pup, Arthur had a crocodile, Which ate the others up

269112  trelyate: this is why I can't afford a house

269116  trelyate: hey, I have that same foldable laundry basket!

269112  MrBoffo: Goin' fer Baroque

269116  MrBoffo: Yoo gonna bee ded

269117  MrBoffo: ...annnnd what kind of confidence is that?

269112  sparename: Avocarvo

269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (747 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (723 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)


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 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
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 5. Shay: 1896 points
 6. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 7. VeeKay: 1797 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. beyardo: 1713 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine I prefer 333 - the number of the microbeast.
 Amy Housewine: (In actual fact I thought I'd nicely set up a 42 joke for somebody, with 26 being half that. But y'all chose to go a different way with all of this).
 Amy Housewine: @Mr Bleak Yes, of course! 42 and 666! The only numbers with credibility!
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine You do: Forty Two!
 Amy Housewine: You've all beaten me, I don't know any numbers higher than that.
 Derp Herpigan: Funnier than 24.
 a sedated moose: @FabricMan 27 and one half!
 FabricMan: 27 is the highest number
 Butcherboy: 27@Amy Housewine
 Amy Housewine: I can beat that... 26
 hammy: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!
Image 234208   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
378
 
 BavidDowie: Chikn Melon Soup
 jochenau: MY STOVE COOKS WITH THE VIOLET FLAMES OF THE NETHER REALMS
 grizzly: I have those bowls!
 Teechur: I remember using that same Corelle pattern bowl 35 years ago!
 Whatever: This one great trick will save water and reduce the number of dishes you have to wash
Image 234207   02-24-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
292
 
 sparename: An old friend did a surveying course at college, for their field-work (in the local town..) they had to make sure that there was someone next to each tripod at all times so that mad old ladies couldn't "accidentally" trip over them and make a compensation claim
 well duh: The sex scenes get violent and high impact when the surveyor on the right fills his hard hat with beer and gets chugging.
 Robespierre: Those surveyors certainly are a randy lot, but I never would have taken them for being violent.
 Whatever: I prefer Ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying- the gent at the video game store gave it to me and even played it for me for free!
Image 234206   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
605
 
 Uncle Phil: The right way is to make someone else do it.
 well duh: But seriously folks, the person who came up with the concept on the left never had to lift a heavy object in their life, or ever tried to do what they're proposing be done by the suggested method. The "safety director" at my shop is a great example.
 Mr. Shine: Speaking as as person who got a portion of his spine crushed at work while moving some copiers, sometimes there IS no right way.
 Teechur: I always lift with my back so I don't hurt my knees. It's expensive to get those replaced.
 Whatever: This message endorsed by GOP thinking
 Borb Prembus: You wanna keep your legs right out of it, use your back with a twisting jerking motion
Image 234205   02-24-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
378
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 234204   02-24-18   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
699
 
 Teechur: Y U IN DERE?! Y U NOT HERE?! Y U SO SMOL?!
 Michael Tripe: that is some serious adorbs
 dirtstick: Awwww!
Image 234203   02-24-18   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
261
 
 El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?
Image 234202   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
609
 
 Annoying Vegan : I wanna kiss yer nose, Hazel!
 hajjpodge: So this is why the Queen has so many corgis.
 Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.
Image 234201   02-24-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
376
 
 Derp Herpigan: @winwolf It's called the "Rinse Cycle"
 Greifer: the surprise when you open your newly delivered top load dryer
 winwolf: This is a sex thing, isn't it?
Image 234200   02-24-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
235
 
 jochenau: He looks profoundly unwell, is he overheating from MDMA?
 addend: It's from his MySpace page.
Image 234199   02-24-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
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