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253863  Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I recommend getting 5' 14 gauge steel mesh fencing and making a ten-food diameter circle of it around each one. Once the trees have grown their branches to the fence, you can take it out. Seriously. No deer have bothered my baby apple trees in two years. Oh, and also get those spiral pieces of plastic for the trunks. They keep the smaller critters from the bark in winter.

253434  Mr Bleak: CALLLLLVIIIIIIIN!

253457  Mr Bleak: Just a mere cat...

253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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Score:
614
 
 Science: From the coffee table book "Exhibits from the Pleasure Garden of Hedonism Bot"
 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?
 Mr Bleak: "It must be art" "Why?" "It's crap."
 Prostata: really?
 Not A Bot: Why is she holding a picture of two ants arguing with a coffin
 Peter Pantsless: Haha gross
 VeeKay: Eww, yeah, but also strangely compelling.
 Matricii: When did "Modern Art" start translating into "Trashy Shock Value"
 XLY: CLASSY
 El hefe: I piss excellence
 DrNinjaman: Excuse me, you seem to be leaking coolant at an alarming rate.
 hajjpodge: Art students are extra.
 sparename: "Mr 3PO, Squat-Bot is ready for your golden showers... Mr 3PO??"
 tib gubb: oh sure, make it out of gold, and it's "art"
 Not A Bot: Fuck Everything, Were Doing Five Blades
 Wooden Spoon: Eww...
Image 234099   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
204
 
 Mr. Shine: @Matricii fake hand on stick to mimic a news anchor's arm holding microphone, leaving cameraman with two hands free.
 Demon Universe: I see jorts are back.
 Robespierre: Wot iz dis, da Hunchback of Champs de Elysee?
 Matricii: I'm honestly confused by what I see here.
Image 234098   02-23-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
429
 
 WTF: "Don't sit on me or my son ever again!"
 Hyphae: *goes to mall, sees @Dr Awkward lying down on the long bench*
 Dr Awkward: "I don't like the side of my butt touching the side of other people's butts, and there's this one perfect, idyllic bench at the mall."
Image 234097   02-23-18   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
351
 
 VeeKay: She seems nice
 Ulillillia: I can show you the world
 Matricii: I'd say "Good Luck losing your virginity son..." but I'm sure this exact thing is some poor woman's fetish.
 hajjpodge: @Dr Awkward Jon Snow Wight*
 Dr Awkward: You know nothing, John Snow White.
Image 234096   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
196
 
 Not A Bot: This combination tastes like vomit, by the way. I should know - I vomited after downing one.
 Peach: *removes note from wall and flushes it*
 Matricii: Time though... you can flush your time down the toilet...
 Hyphae: You ARE heartily encouraged to flush away the time it took you to read this.
 Fiveninety: i stopped reading at "flush." you're welcome.
 FabricMan: What about my future? Can that go?
Image 234095   02-23-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
351
 
 Science: @charlemagne: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies Yogi Bear, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jellystone Park, USA.
 charlemagne: @Dr Awkward I always liked the cartoon version, where rambo is a bear in a tie and has to steal food from the ranger
 Ulillillia: Instead of endless sequels, studios decided just to reboot the same movies every five years or so.
 Borb Prembus: @Felicity MMMMM
 ethernet: Coming up: Pongos review of Rocky 5,000
 Dr Awkward: RAMBO XXII wasn't nearly as good as RAMBO XXIV
 Matricii: Yeah? Well by now we were supposed to have flying cars and everyone was telepathic... We're all disappointed Samsung.
Image 234094   02-23-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
315
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science Yes - it's from "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" if I recall correctly. They did two "Squarenuts" episodes I think. Don't ask! Just don't, OK?
 Ulillillia: Sssssssmokin'!
 Robespierre: KILL it! Kill it before it MULTIPLIES!
 Hyphae: @Matricii I hope no one here knows the answer to that
 Matricii: Isn't this a cosplay disguise that a pedophile would use?
 Science: Is this another WoodRocket parody of a child's cartoon? If so, can we please burn WoodRocket to the ground?
Image 234093   02-23-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
592
 
 DrinkMixMan: Seas and desist
 wolfpk: Mine, Mine, Mine
 Robespierre: That's a lovely Illumination you got there, squire.
 Popsicle Dream: Nooo captain!
Image 234092   02-23-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
281
 
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward back in the day you could hose em off or send a nub down with a broom stick.
 grizzly: @Dr Awkward EPA stuff.
 hajjpodge: The ol' spicy sea tramps.
 Dr Awkward: @grizzly So it's Naval policy that you can't submerge? International treaty?
 grizzly: This is actually insanely true. If there is a seal on a sub, you just gotta let that shit be there.
Image 234091   02-23-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
184
 
 VeeKay: Basingstoke UK. A place to avoid.
 charlemagne: I'm pretty sure that's basingstoke town centre
 dobbiesdoogs: also, what would be a great logo for a shop that's supposed to make your hair look nice? how about a hat to cover that shit up
 dobbiesdoogs: m'emporer protects
 Matricii: More like Games Dorkshop
 Dr Awkward: I LOVE the GAMES PORKSHOP
 barfolomew: It's NOT a FEDORA!
Image 234090   02-23-18   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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