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269098  antipatterns: slither was a good movie

269122  cenecia: Pastaception

269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

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268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...



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Score:
223
 
 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.
 fridaynight: photoshop
 Bill Rye: *wears a doo-rag at night* Nice
 grandma: a onesie
 White Rice: @barfolomew weve completely crushed their spirit, and theyve even started blinking in unison!
 Uncle Phil: Doesn't say anything about blood or semen. Please don't make them add rules about blood or semen on your clothing.
 antipatterns: *sprays crude anarchist A on stop sign and skateboards away*
 Off Topic: So girls can wear skirts but have to have leggings on as well. But aren't legging breaking the rules for both being too tight and being see through? If you can't get your rules right how can you expect to enforce them?
 barfolomew: Freedom of thought and expression will be permitted within well-defined boundaries. For one week.
 Dr Awkward: (Father, Son, and Holy) Spirit Week is so fun!
 Shay: Spirit Week sponsored by: Mother May I
 fanny: is this your school @Teechur? we have spirit week before christmas and we have a pajama day and it always skeeves me out... kids just come in wearing what they slept in, stinkin' like pee... plus we have a huge bed bug problem in the city schools so in my mind it's like inviting them right in... yay school spirit!
 2Berries: The beatings will continue until moral improves
 WTF: You WILL enjoy it or you WILL be expelled!
 Scoo: Dang, Catholic school has changed a lot
 Robespierre: What about that t-shirt I have of Batman busting Trump in the chops - is that considered violence-promoting?
 bug: I'm mainly concerned that they had to mention not to wear anything with feces on it...
 grizzly: Fun is mandatory!
 Derp Herpigan: I'm guessing since tennis shoes/sneakers are permitted during this week only, that this is one of those private, dress-code or expulsion kinds of schools.
Image 234065   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
197
 
 sparename: Stereomouscopic
 when so: Mouse-tracking software is for the weak
 charlemagne: this is wall-e before they added the cgi
Image 234064   02-23-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
354
 
 Mr. Shine: I said BIGGER!!!!
 Robespierre: I don't think this is the Shaggs, but they sure look like the Shaggs sounded
 charlemagne: these animorph images are losing their touch
Image 234063   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
549
 
 charlemagne: @Robespierre they do it on the sofa, and on the patio, and when the fun is over watch themselves on video
 Robespierre: There Will Always Be A Perverted England
Image 234062   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
517
 
 Christina: Young lady, your baby is on fire!
 Shay: Bern baby Bern.
 Scoo: Oh, he's fine
 VeeKay: ...that little baby girl grew up to be... Slim Thug.
 deadwombat: Little did she know, babby grew up and got his revenge. #234054
 Robespierre: The Sims: Limited Brian Eno Edition
Image 234061   02-23-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 234060 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by blablabla. Boo, blablabla.
Score:
290
 
 Demon Universe: This is the weirdest hospital I have ever been to.
 Zukero: 3 when I look at this.
 KnifeySpooney: I would like to feel like Grohl as the stewardess in Learn to Fly. He looked pretty
 whiplash: 2, with the potential to turn into a 6 if today goes like yesterday did
 Shay: Seven
 breadtoaster: mixture of 3, 7, and 9 I would say
 Ihminen: Man the singer of Foo Fighters really looks like the drummer from Nirvana
 Robespierre: How about zero. Does zero work for you?
Image 234059   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Slerzy
Score:
188
 
 jokertothethief: This reminds me of that Marmaduke Explained strip where Marmaduke skateboards past a guy who says Now Ive seen everything! and the explanation is Marmaduke skateboards past a man who has seen everything except a skateboarding dog.
 grizzly: Now I've seen three things.
 Dresdenkeogh: I don't open my eyes often ya see
 Robespierre: Kinda difficult to lose count, then.
Image 234058   02-23-18   Uploaded by    trees
Score:
542
 
 Uncle Phil: @a robot I assume that removing one of them would bestow the light on her butt. Not sure about the power yet.
 bug: These new Megaman power-ups are weird.
 wolfpk: I would say the words don't go with the scene, but this is Anime so it probably does.
 a sedated moose: @a robot it's called anime, look it up.
 a robot: Ok, but why are you wearing two swimsuit bottoms at the same time?
 Mr. Shine: *bestows*
Image 234057   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
244
 
 jazzjunkie: Is it friendly?
Image 234056   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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