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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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 Niels Bohr: And Elon Musk wants to park there
 Peter Pantsless: At least take me out to dinner first
 dangerkeith3000: Be gentle. It's on tilt as it is.
 Beef Supreme: They'll only stop when they feel chompers.
 Aufziehvogel: Drive my rocket up Uranus!
 Mad Collager: NASA's spaceships are just a little too friendly.
 Tiny Butt: Well I love space travels but...-sigh- alright, just bring tons of lube
 charlemagne: consent has been assumed
 a sedated moose: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
Image 234027   02-23-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
165
 
 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick
 El hefe: Doin a deep cleanse
 SpaceCow: Oh look. A new internet meme about ruining food.
 FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before
 grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.
 HermwoodLitmajor: There is a special place in hell for people who waste cheerios
 Ihminen: Meh I prefer paint thinner
 fanny: for when you've complete the Tide pod challenge and are ready for level 2
 El Barto: With all that fibre, you'll be cleaned right out.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: after such a meaty day yesterday a bowl of organic colon cleanser is refreshing.
Image 234026   02-23-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
360
 
 CheezGrater: @ThoughtlessGentleman username/comment combo right here
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: too late. wait whos family is this?
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro lol yikes!
 Teechur: Nut all over that mothertrucker.
 Sparkplug: "Nngghhh!!" "NO DAD!"
Image 234025   02-23-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
394
 
 PenguinBartender: @marxist damnit, missed this before posting. Sorry.
 PenguinBartender: 5th Element sequel looking...depressing.
 Robespierre: Lose the smugness - like white-frame sunglasses, primary-colour hair wasn't cool in the '80s, and it's no cooler now.
 charlemagne: greetings and salutations from the betelgeusean empire
 a sedated moose: NO CAPES!
 Mr. Shine: I'm called Fashion. Look me up.
 redmonkey3: Photoshop or Fashion ?
 marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well
 gggina: Edna Mode
Image 234024   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
516
 
 a robot: Careful now.
 Mad Collager: A highly-trained, elite unit of the Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service guards this cliff.
 Dr Awkward: More like Wedly Daves, amirite?
 Volwen: Fool! You'll kill us all!
 WTF: Seven days
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he slowly, inexplicably moves closer till poof you dead as shit.
 boozer: Mr. Deadly delivers what he promises.
 redmonkey3: Deadly isn't looking as... deadly as he used to
 Mr. Shine: Whoa, easy there!
Image 234023   02-23-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
149
 
 Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived
 redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)
 redmonkey3: @a sedated moose - good secure napping place; must have lock out key though
 a sedated moose: @redmonkey3 I think somebody may be napping on it. I think I see a knee and an arm.
 Unstableton: [sprooing]
 redmonkey3: What am i looking at ? Besides a very nice scissor lift, i mean
 Mr. Shine: "Uh, I wasn't looking in your bathroom window. Honest!"
Image 234022   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
298
 
 crazymothaofa: 17 speeds per limit
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - Ban Excessive Signage!
 kensin: @redmonkey3 17 speed limit signs per hour.
 redmonkey3: Feet per second ? Meters per minute ?
Image 234021   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
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 AFanOfSprite: I don't see how this could go wrong.
 Zukero: So confident in his own setup he took a picture...
 Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.
 barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.
 Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious
Image 234020   02-23-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Sorry, no hobgoblin on Fridays during Lent.
 Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!
 fanny: @Robespierre your recent search history seems amazing :)
 Mr. Shine: This chupacabra is hickory smoked, with a sage and chestnut stuffing. Bon appetit!
 Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.
 addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!
 tib gubb: new contra game looking good
 DerMantis: I'm at a loss for words
Image 234019   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Don't ever let it stop
 Robespierre: The Axeman's Jazz
 Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy
 aoaoaoao: Jason McLargemouth
Image 234018   02-23-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
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