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268600  barfolomew: Ha ha! Mondays, right?

268601  barfolomew: OFFICIAL EGGS

268603  barfolomew: At least they're all clothed.

268592  Joseph: It's not a rhinoceros.

268575  UltraBeverly: Choral music of North Korea (its awful)

268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick
 El hefe: Doin a deep cleanse
 SpaceCow: Oh look. A new internet meme about ruining food.
 FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before
 grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.
 HermwoodLitmajor: There is a special place in hell for people who waste cheerios
 Ihminen: Meh I prefer paint thinner
 fanny: for when you've complete the Tide pod challenge and are ready for level 2
 El Barto: With all that fibre, you'll be cleaned right out.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: after such a meaty day yesterday a bowl of organic colon cleanser is refreshing.
Image 234026   02-23-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
360
 
 CheezGrater: @ThoughtlessGentleman username/comment combo right here
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: too late. wait whos family is this?
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro lol yikes!
 Teechur: Nut all over that mothertrucker.
 Sparkplug: "Nngghhh!!" "NO DAD!"
Image 234025   02-23-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
394
 
 PenguinBartender: @marxist damnit, missed this before posting. Sorry.
 PenguinBartender: 5th Element sequel looking...depressing.
 Robespierre: Lose the smugness - like white-frame sunglasses, primary-colour hair wasn't cool in the '80s, and it's no cooler now.
 charlemagne: greetings and salutations from the betelgeusean empire
 a sedated moose: NO CAPES!
 Mr. Shine: I'm called Fashion. Look me up.
 redmonkey3: Photoshop or Fashion ?
 marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well
 gggina: Edna Mode
Image 234024   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
516
 
 a robot: Careful now.
 Mad Collager: A highly-trained, elite unit of the Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service guards this cliff.
 Dr Awkward: More like Wedly Daves, amirite?
 Volwen: Fool! You'll kill us all!
 WTF: Seven days
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he slowly, inexplicably moves closer till poof you dead as shit.
 boozer: Mr. Deadly delivers what he promises.
 redmonkey3: Deadly isn't looking as... deadly as he used to
 Mr. Shine: Whoa, easy there!
Image 234023   02-23-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
149
 
 Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived
 redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)
 redmonkey3: @a sedated moose - good secure napping place; must have lock out key though
 a sedated moose: @redmonkey3 I think somebody may be napping on it. I think I see a knee and an arm.
 Unstableton: [sprooing]
 redmonkey3: What am i looking at ? Besides a very nice scissor lift, i mean
 Mr. Shine: "Uh, I wasn't looking in your bathroom window. Honest!"
Image 234022   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
298
 
 crazymothaofa: 17 speeds per limit
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - Ban Excessive Signage!
 kensin: @redmonkey3 17 speed limit signs per hour.
 redmonkey3: Feet per second ? Meters per minute ?
Image 234021   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
338
 
 AFanOfSprite: I don't see how this could go wrong.
 Zukero: So confident in his own setup he took a picture...
 Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.
 barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.
 Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious
Image 234020   02-23-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
504
 
 BavidDowie: Sorry, no hobgoblin on Fridays during Lent.
 Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!
 fanny: @Robespierre your recent search history seems amazing :)
 Mr. Shine: This chupacabra is hickory smoked, with a sage and chestnut stuffing. Bon appetit!
 Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.
 addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!
 tib gubb: new contra game looking good
 DerMantis: I'm at a loss for words
Image 234019   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Don't ever let it stop
 Robespierre: The Axeman's Jazz
 Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy
 aoaoaoao: Jason McLargemouth
Image 234018   02-23-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Look at the why Elmo is eyeing them.
 Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"
 addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"
 Bro Bro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!
 a robot: "Elmo"
Image 234017   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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