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254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
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 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick
 El hefe: Doin a deep cleanse
 SpaceCow: Oh look. A new internet meme about ruining food.
 FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before
 grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.
 HermwoodLitmajor: There is a special place in hell for people who waste cheerios
 Ihminen: Meh I prefer paint thinner
 fanny: for when you've complete the Tide pod challenge and are ready for level 2
 El Barto: With all that fibre, you'll be cleaned right out.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: after such a meaty day yesterday a bowl of organic colon cleanser is refreshing.
Image 234026   02-23-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
360
 
 CheezGrater: @ThoughtlessGentleman username/comment combo right here
 Not A Bot: Hahahaha... smell good.Truly an impossible list.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: too late. wait whos family is this?
 Mr. Shine: @Yurishiro lol yikes!
 Teechur: Nut all over that mothertrucker.
 Sparkplug: "Nngghhh!!" "NO DAD!"
Image 234025   02-23-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
394
 
 PenguinBartender: @marxist damnit, missed this before posting. Sorry.
 PenguinBartender: 5th Element sequel looking...depressing.
 Robespierre: Lose the smugness - like white-frame sunglasses, primary-colour hair wasn't cool in the '80s, and it's no cooler now.
 charlemagne: greetings and salutations from the betelgeusean empire
 a sedated moose: NO CAPES!
 Mr. Shine: I'm called Fashion. Look me up.
 redmonkey3: Photoshop or Fashion ?
 marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well
 gggina: Edna Mode
Image 234024   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
516
 
 a robot: Careful now.
 Mad Collager: A highly-trained, elite unit of the Women Accepted for Volunteer Emergency Service guards this cliff.
 Dr Awkward: More like Wedly Daves, amirite?
 Volwen: Fool! You'll kill us all!
 WTF: Seven days
 ThoughtlessGentleman: he slowly, inexplicably moves closer till poof you dead as shit.
 boozer: Mr. Deadly delivers what he promises.
 redmonkey3: Deadly isn't looking as... deadly as he used to
 Mr. Shine: Whoa, easy there!
Image 234023   02-23-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
149
 
 Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived
 redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)
 redmonkey3: @a sedated moose - good secure napping place; must have lock out key though
 a sedated moose: @redmonkey3 I think somebody may be napping on it. I think I see a knee and an arm.
 Unstableton: [sprooing]
 redmonkey3: What am i looking at ? Besides a very nice scissor lift, i mean
 Mr. Shine: "Uh, I wasn't looking in your bathroom window. Honest!"
Image 234022   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
298
 
 crazymothaofa: 17 speeds per limit
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - Ban Excessive Signage!
 kensin: @redmonkey3 17 speed limit signs per hour.
 redmonkey3: Feet per second ? Meters per minute ?
Image 234021   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
338
 
 AFanOfSprite: I don't see how this could go wrong.
 Zukero: So confident in his own setup he took a picture...
 Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.
 barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.
 Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious
Image 234020   02-23-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
Score:
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 BavidDowie: Sorry, no hobgoblin on Fridays during Lent.
 Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!
 fanny: @Robespierre your recent search history seems amazing :)
 Mr. Shine: This chupacabra is hickory smoked, with a sage and chestnut stuffing. Bon appetit!
 Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.
 addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!
 tib gubb: new contra game looking good
 DerMantis: I'm at a loss for words
Image 234019   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Don't ever let it stop
 Robespierre: The Axeman's Jazz
 Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy
 aoaoaoao: Jason McLargemouth
Image 234018   02-23-18   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
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 dangerkeith3000: Look at the why Elmo is eyeing them.
 Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"
 addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"
 Bro Bro: You mean Deputy Director Bullock and Magneto!
 a robot: "Elmo"
Image 234017   02-23-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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