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268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

268526  Gomi Day: i like your doggo, gaben.

268539  Mexico: I'm going to lose weight and keep it off

268534  KingTrebek: The captions help me understand that this would not be appropriate at an event aimed at families with children.

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair



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Score:
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 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat
 well duh: Your children have been placed in the custody of Coral's Jr.
 redmonkey3: Weedy's! fir whan minchues strake
 2Berries: I likw the it too
 Mr. Shine: Old Fashioned Hurgusburgus gets me every time
 Mr. Butt: Im laughing way too hard at this.
 dobbiesdoogs: conveniently located by the apple cabin foods store
 Peter Pantsless: Horduurs: No with lies for food eat
 dangerkeith3000: tinkle outside the binkle - taco baco
 Sadbot: ARRRburrs: We have meet
Image 233960   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Lemon Rage
Score:
523
 
 HairyNips: Who the wrongful fuck would want to eat this?!
 when so: finger food
 Jabberwikket: Hurgusburgus
 Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like....
 redmonkey3: lotta effort, but sometimes you do Annnything to overcome picky eater issues - hope it worked
 Dr. Bathroom: Salad fingers!
Image 233959   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
691
 
 wolfpk: It is looking at #233959
 Mr. Shine: Bleh.
 Prostata: tapirs are so weird lookin
 booger: Agreed!
Image 233958   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
267
 
 wolfpk: Does burning it in fireplace count as fixing?
 redmonkey3: @Peter Pantsless - uncool uncool uncool
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Sorry...
 Scoo: Many have tried, but none have succeeded
 Sandor: Same
 Dresdenkeogh: I saw this on a dog outside once. ( never actually funny)
 Yam: Not the best pick up line, Ive tried.
 Peter Pantsless: In school, this is what I got instead of "Kick Me." Man, those teachers were mean
Image 233957   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
356
 
 Beef Supreme: Nope. Get your owner to fix you. Actually, it's 2018, so upgrade to an automatic flusher, you throwback piece of shit.
 Winterneuro: Only if u get me really drunk first
 barfolomew: Another bad pick up line.
 jazzjunkie: Take me home and fix me
 Not A Bot: Antiboop weaponry deployed.
Image 233956   02-22-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
94
 
 charlemagne: listen here boys, I want the climate 'taken care of'
Image 233955   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
253
 
 VeeKay: 'Open at the moment'
 Not A Bot: Dominic you rat
 Peter Pantsless: #BSOD
Image 233954   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
344
 
 addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(
 grizzly: It's expired.
 sparename: A womb with a view
Image 233953   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
240
 
 redmonkey3: WONDER WARTHOG!
 redmonkey3: WONDER WARTHOG!
 Teechur: Dat chin, tho
 dangerkeith3000: Careful or Robocop gonna shoot it off
 Sadbot: nanomachines, son
 WTF: Ahhhhh-oooooo-gaahhh
 Peter Pantsless: Not if I cook it!
 weed poop: Ewwww.
Image 233952   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
323
 
 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre First 25ft are ok, but the remaining 5255 get increasingly painful, unless you buy the whole box shown on the right.
 iCEy: @Science lol, I was about to say big deal, just put 211.2 slip'n slides down
 Science: @Robespierre: Smaller print says "*Mile slide estimate based on 211.2 uses of Slip'n Slide product."
 Chest Rockwell: Thanks WHAM-O!
 Dr Awkward: Crocodile Mile 4 lyfe
 Robespierre: @barfolomew It's TEFLON
 barfolomew: @Robespierre it's magic!
 Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Now THAT's a neat trick!
Image 233951   02-22-18   Uploaded by    why the long face
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