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269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

269109  Yam: Try dipping them in water. For an extra kick, make it salt water!

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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 Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.
 Ihminen: so it's pretty much the what happens at the start of fallout new vegas old world blues
 FabricMan: You haven't been using this, you coward!
 sparename: I shat mine too - must've been the jalfrezi
Image 233932   02-22-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
610
 
 redmonkey3: WE SLEEP/THEY HAVE APPETIZER TRAYS!
 sylveon: OBEY
 Shay: Chef: This is your skull Me: wtf put it back
 Scoo: Doctor: this is you skull. Me: wtf put it back
 trumpet: Or a Fallout Ghoul platter.
 huskyboy: Meat-head.
Image 233931   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
496
 
 brian greene: i would
 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.
 Mad Collager: @Slerzy One for each cheek!
 Slerzy: Uh oh, double post?
 Slerzy: When I rollerskate I don't wear outfits like these...then again, the rink burn from roller derby is no joke.
 Slerzy: When I rollerskate I don't wear outfits like these...then again, the rink burn from roller derby is no joke.
 Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."
 barfolomew: I have the sudden urge to park a bike!
 grizzly: That would be a terrible surface to roller skate on.
 Sadbot: You gotta have supreme butt confidence to wear high-waisted anything and not have it look like a flat mess
 zip file: Say no to crack!
 Warrax: Poor girl, another victim of the infamous atomic wedgie.
Image 233930   02-22-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
382
 
 Kaviri: New Wes Anderson movie looking good.
 wolfpk: Extreme Bronies
 Robespierre: My Little Shetland live action looks ... oh, never mind.
Image 233929   02-22-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
1028
 
 redmonkey3: Doot Doot dee Doot Doot! (praise skeltal)
 WTF: 2spooky4dooty
 tib gubb: skootly-dootly
Image 233928   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
369
 
 looch: ok but why
 Teechur: That' snot funny
 antipatterns: Do a barrel roll
 Unstableton: Let's face it, we got off lightly here..
 beep: Useful.
 Side Boob: Sneeze right now and regret it forever
 sparename: Does your head do a 360?
Image 233927   02-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
674
 
 Teechur: Obviously not one of my stoodints.
 Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.
 trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump
 9mm: this is me
 wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.
 Peter Pantsless: *drops pen, backs away double flipping the bird*
Image 233926   02-22-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
417
 
 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up
 Teechur: @Fiveninety When I had a Compaq of that vintage, (P90, 4mg RAM) the fan on the power supply made so much noise I had to upgrade the speakers. And the CRT monitor DID dim the lights momentarily (60 amp service here)
 Fiveninety: @Teechur oh please that thing doesn't pull enough power to do that.. now, the 70W/ch receiver it's connected to does seem to when cranked, but i think that's more because my PA speakers are loud enough to shake up a loose connection in the lighting circuit
 Teechur: @Fiveninety Because a cellphone paired to a bluetooth speaker doesn't make the lights dim when you turn it on, right? :D
 Robespierre: @Fiveninety Pretty groovy.
 Fiveninety: the "drive" on the top is a goofy audio play-toy thing with a preamp tube and a VU meter in it.. that computer runs FreeDOS and in the pic, it's playing Cloisonne' by They Might Be Giants via Mpxplay.. it has a 133MHz Pentium CPU w/ 32MB RAM and and 6GB hard disk filled with music.. i use it as an MP3/Vorbis player for my garage stereo
 Dreforian: @Hokie333 @tib gubb That's actually just the adjuster for the crisper drawers below
 Hokie333: @tib gubb I'm guessing it's some form of ejectable hard drive bay, but I don't really know.
 tib gubb: the fuck kind of drive is that? pcmcia? i didn't even know that was available for pc towers.
 ping: Hey -- it's got a slot for a 3d-printed save icon.
 Robespierre: More Compaq than most computers of that era
Image 233925   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
824
 
 Messed Up Dog: 10
 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.
 jazzjunkie: I have found my Olympic event
 Teechur: @Sadbot Wow! Great transformation!
 Mr. Shine: I'm having the weirdest dream. . . .
 WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall me too, here's an extremely pro-click youtube.com/…
 Himesama: I love this routine it's really amazing!When I watch it I feel like a little girl seeing a "real"Disney princess.
 funny in the wall: She has the feminine version of my first name and Medved means bear. Im suddenly interested in the olympics
 tib gubb: i can relate!
 Peter Pantsless: What a medve-diva
 barfolomew: I love Medvedeva. At all times she wears a look that says: if it would give me an extra 0.4 on my routine, I would strangle a puppy.
 Fiasco: *gentle snoring*
Image 233924   02-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
846
 
 toad: "I will get on that couch..."
 Kaviri: High doggo, or sage doggo?
 Sadbot: U wot, m8
 sirgallium: i'm tired of your shit
 Annoying Vegan : Do I hear bath water running?
 barfolomew: J'accuse!
 rip odb: He knows it was actually you that made that horrid smell.
Image 233923   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
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