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268604  barfolomew: Too hot to sin. Unless a cool beverage is involved.

268571  Joseph: How do you expect us to make a living here in Amsterdam then you Einstein?

268599  barfolomew: For the millionth time: no shame in honest work.

268600  barfolomew: Ha ha! Mondays, right?

268601  barfolomew: OFFICIAL EGGS

268603  barfolomew: At least they're all clothed.

268592  Joseph: It's not a rhinoceros.

268575  UltraBeverly: Choral music of North Korea (its awful)

268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

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268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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Score:
496
 
 brian greene: i would
 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.
 Mad Collager: @Slerzy One for each cheek!
 Slerzy: Uh oh, double post?
 Slerzy: When I rollerskate I don't wear outfits like these...then again, the rink burn from roller derby is no joke.
 Slerzy: When I rollerskate I don't wear outfits like these...then again, the rink burn from roller derby is no joke.
 Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."
 barfolomew: I have the sudden urge to park a bike!
 grizzly: That would be a terrible surface to roller skate on.
 Sadbot: You gotta have supreme butt confidence to wear high-waisted anything and not have it look like a flat mess
 zip file: Say no to crack!
 Warrax: Poor girl, another victim of the infamous atomic wedgie.
Image 233930   02-22-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
382
 
 Kaviri: New Wes Anderson movie looking good.
 wolfpk: Extreme Bronies
 Robespierre: My Little Shetland live action looks ... oh, never mind.
Image 233929   02-22-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
1028
 
 redmonkey3: Doot Doot dee Doot Doot! (praise skeltal)
 WTF: 2spooky4dooty
 tib gubb: skootly-dootly
Image 233928   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
369
 
 looch: ok but why
 Teechur: That' snot funny
 antipatterns: Do a barrel roll
 Unstableton: Let's face it, we got off lightly here..
 beep: Useful.
 Side Boob: Sneeze right now and regret it forever
 sparename: Does your head do a 360?
Image 233927   02-22-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
674
 
 Teechur: Obviously not one of my stoodints.
 Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.
 trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump
 9mm: this is me
 wolfpk: "Describe your study method": I stole your answer sheet.
 Peter Pantsless: *drops pen, backs away double flipping the bird*
Image 233926   02-22-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
417
 
 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up
 Teechur: @Fiveninety When I had a Compaq of that vintage, (P90, 4mg RAM) the fan on the power supply made so much noise I had to upgrade the speakers. And the CRT monitor DID dim the lights momentarily (60 amp service here)
 Fiveninety: @Teechur oh please that thing doesn't pull enough power to do that.. now, the 70W/ch receiver it's connected to does seem to when cranked, but i think that's more because my PA speakers are loud enough to shake up a loose connection in the lighting circuit
 Teechur: @Fiveninety Because a cellphone paired to a bluetooth speaker doesn't make the lights dim when you turn it on, right? :D
 Robespierre: @Fiveninety Pretty groovy.
 Fiveninety: the "drive" on the top is a goofy audio play-toy thing with a preamp tube and a VU meter in it.. that computer runs FreeDOS and in the pic, it's playing Cloisonne' by They Might Be Giants via Mpxplay.. it has a 133MHz Pentium CPU w/ 32MB RAM and and 6GB hard disk filled with music.. i use it as an MP3/Vorbis player for my garage stereo
 Dreforian: @Hokie333 @tib gubb That's actually just the adjuster for the crisper drawers below
 Hokie333: @tib gubb I'm guessing it's some form of ejectable hard drive bay, but I don't really know.
 tib gubb: the fuck kind of drive is that? pcmcia? i didn't even know that was available for pc towers.
 ping: Hey -- it's got a slot for a 3d-printed save icon.
 Robespierre: More Compaq than most computers of that era
Image 233925   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
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 Messed Up Dog: 10
 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.
 jazzjunkie: I have found my Olympic event
 Teechur: @Sadbot Wow! Great transformation!
 Mr. Shine: I'm having the weirdest dream. . . .
 WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot jesus, she's 17 and half my age. she's technically young enough to be my kid. maybe she is my kid, some trips to eastern europe in those days were cray
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall me too, here's an extremely pro-click youtube.com/…
 Himesama: I love this routine it's really amazing!When I watch it I feel like a little girl seeing a "real"Disney princess.
 funny in the wall: She has the feminine version of my first name and Medved means bear. Im suddenly interested in the olympics
 tib gubb: i can relate!
 Peter Pantsless: What a medve-diva
 barfolomew: I love Medvedeva. At all times she wears a look that says: if it would give me an extra 0.4 on my routine, I would strangle a puppy.
 Fiasco: *gentle snoring*
Image 233924   02-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
846
 
 toad: "I will get on that couch..."
 Kaviri: High doggo, or sage doggo?
 Sadbot: U wot, m8
 sirgallium: i'm tired of your shit
 Annoying Vegan : Do I hear bath water running?
 barfolomew: J'accuse!
 rip odb: He knows it was actually you that made that horrid smell.
Image 233923   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
448
 
 smusher: Canny new idea...
 bigASShobo: (shlorp)
 UltraBeverly: Upton Sinclair seal of approval!
 Kaviri: Now twice as congealed!
 WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!
 funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs
 grizzly: @VeeKay I'll need two cans...
 tib gubb: if you think two and a half pounds of ribs will serve four people. i'm sorry.
 Scoo: MEAT
 VeeKay: 'Serves 3 to 4' ha ha ha wrong suckers, serves me.
 Dr Awkward: You had me at ribs
 Warrax: By prescription only.
Image 233922   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
466
 
 elmosco: Rainbow chemtrails! At least theyre getting more inclusive
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec haha gross
 Gringos: @Peter Pantsless - Beats the Titan-Uranus shuttle, for sure.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like the friendly spaceship is taking another trip to the planet RAD
Image 233921   02-22-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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