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254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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Score:
846
 
 toad: "I will get on that couch..."
 Kaviri: High doggo, or sage doggo?
 Sadbot: U wot, m8
 sirgallium: i'm tired of your shit
 Annoying Vegan : Do I hear bath water running?
 barfolomew: J'accuse!
 rip odb: He knows it was actually you that made that horrid smell.
Image 233923   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
448
 
 smusher: Canny new idea...
 bigASShobo: (shlorp)
 UltraBeverly: Upton Sinclair seal of approval!
 Kaviri: Now twice as congealed!
 WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!
 funny in the wall: @VeeKay @tib gubb right? it's mostly bones. i generally eat my rack of ribs and half of my wife's rack of ribs
 grizzly: @VeeKay I'll need two cans...
 tib gubb: if you think two and a half pounds of ribs will serve four people. i'm sorry.
 Scoo: MEAT
 VeeKay: 'Serves 3 to 4' ha ha ha wrong suckers, serves me.
 Dr Awkward: You had me at ribs
 Warrax: By prescription only.
Image 233922   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
466
 
 elmosco: Rainbow chemtrails! At least theyre getting more inclusive
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec haha gross
 Gringos: @Peter Pantsless - Beats the Titan-Uranus shuttle, for sure.
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like the friendly spaceship is taking another trip to the planet RAD
Image 233921   02-22-18   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
264
 
 Snowta: More like okonomiYUCKY!
 Robespierre: @Dreforian (or better yet, just click on my name here - sheesh...)
 Robespierre: @Dreforian I tried posting the image of a proper okonomiyaki, but it didn't make it beyond my user page. You can check it @ Robespierre.aggro-gator.com ... I think...
 Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.
 Robespierre: @Dreforian You should probably feel fortunate that you lack the ability to cook a Japanese-style pizza - those are big blurps of Kewpie mayonnaise for the mouth and eyes, nori as the pupils, and bonito flakes masquerading as hair.
 Dreforian: This perfectly reflects how I feel about my ability to cook this kind of thing.
Image 233920   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
1278
 
 BavidDowie: I love scented sheets
Image 233919   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
325
 
 Kaviri: This is not a good excuse for letting your dog get fat.
 twitter: Rad for green pants
Image 233918   02-22-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
727
 
 Mr Bleak: The UK by the end of next week, if you believe the weathermen. (I suspect four flakes will land on the road outside the BBC headquarters and cause total chaos)
 raditzu: Let me in, for fox's sake!
 VeeKay: Never take your land armies into Russia.jpg
 ping: Baby it's cold outside...
 PenguinBartender: "Hello sir, I was wondering if you have a moment to talk about our Lords and Saviors Vegard and Brd Ylvisker?"
 Scoo: If they're cold, you're cold
 barfolomew: Is your neighbor foxy?
 Peter Pantsless: "I've come to rescue you!" "Where's your barrel of brandy?" "Uhh..." "Get out."
Image 233917   02-22-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
685
 
 a robot: What the actual fuck! *clicks rad*
 Nothing: Personally, I prefer Garfield body and He-Man head
 Sadbot: @VoR I can't help but read that as "Iron Man"
 VoR: Fe-man
 Robespierre: Bad vote - missing lasagne
Image 233916   02-22-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
441
 
 addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."
 Dreforian: Early attempts to go wireless and paperless were rad on style but bad on functionality
 whiplash: We forgot the chairs
 Dr Awkward: "With a remarkable processing power of one MILLION bytes per hour"
 Warrax: Alright, we've got some business. How do we now "get down" to it.
 Peter Pantsless: Any time now it will be worth buying a home computer
 Sadbot: Aww yeah, that's how I like it, reel to reel
 Robespierre: Framing your main, are you?
Image 233915   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Fiveninety
Score:
671
 
 Slerzy: The more I look the more I laugh
 Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.
 trucker: @Jesse P Belle seems to have a wide urinating stance, too
 Jesse P: Snow White has a third leg. Does that mean she's in transition?
 well duh: Can't see Mrs. Potts' boobs with Snow White's stupid head in the way.
 Otterman: (Sensibly chuckles)
 barfolomew: @Ulillillia missing John McClane
 dangerkeith3000: Jasmine is all kinds of limber. And I don't even know how many arms Ariel's got.
 Ulillillia: Missing Leia
Image 233914   02-22-18   Uploaded by    humanfog
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