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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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11. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. glowstick: 1449 points
15. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing
 elahabdh: Theres a further leg to this joke that has Bernie Sanders as Doc Brown
 dangerkeith3000: I want to go back to the original timeline :(
 Ulillillia: CNN, make like a tree and get out of here
 Micro Jackson: Nice to see he is keeping up to date
 funny in the wall: Wouldnt think that it would fit in a sport coat pocket. How fucking fat is this guy?
 VoR: Was this shopped by trump.. seems like his work
 Peter Pantsless: You can do a lot of betting with a tiny million-dollar loan
 ping: Well they did model future Biff on Donald Trump... or did they. [creepy music intensifies]
 a robot: It all makes sense now.
 FarmerWalk: Back toupet future
Image 233880   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
364
 
 Otterman: Who needs their jowls played with? You do!
 Bro Bro: Dog mullet?
 ping: But does he like to roam the land?
 Robespierre: Justifiably ancient dog is justified and ancient
 Ihminen: Pup is a big fan of Billy Idol I see
Image 233879   02-22-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
274
 
 jazzjunkie: The guy who has to drive around updating these signs probably really hates his job.
 Kaviri: 201 moose milled on mat-su roads since July 1
 redbranch: I just rewatched Splitting Heirs (1993), and, amusingly, theres a moment where the character played by Rick Moranis is knocked over by a moose head
 9inchfails: @Micro Jackson - The moose always wins!
 Micro Jackson: 201 moose killed probabaly means 400 dead humans. Those things will fuck up your car
 Robespierre: Maybe if those meeses weren't so stoned...
 AceOfSpades: Mooses need to split cars too not just water.
Image 233878   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
606
 
 redmonkey3: @fanny - Bear Band @ Phillipe Starck
 time is wastin: Frankenstuffies
 Mr. Shine: Kiiillll meeeeee
 sparename: Build-A-Bomination Workshop
 Peter Pantsless: Cronenbear
 fanny: my brother and his wife are about to have a baby. where might i purchase one of these to send as a gift?
 Dresdenkeogh: I am all things snuggly
 barfolomew: How long will God tolerate mankind's abominations
 Side Boob: What has science done?
Image 233877   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
331
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I can't eat when I'm being watched. This is my diet plan now.
 wolfpk: The rejected characters from "Sausage Party"
Image 233876   02-22-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
501
 
 Otterman: ..and I will call it George, and love it, and pet it.
 dangerkeith3000: That is one huge testicle!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Yurishiro he's relieved that he'll never be haunted by vampires again.
 MikeWhiskey: Chill man you're incandescent.
Image 233875   02-22-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
546
 
 thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug
 sandwiches: I hope the turkey is Rice Krispie squares and not just rice cake
 prospector: @Psymon As a fat, vegetarian comedian once said when the talk show host said that vegetarians are usually skinny: Aint no meat in ice cream
 BavidDowie: Isn't red candy colored with powdered bugs?
 Prostata: @FabricMan YUM! I will!
 bug: Finally, a healthy alternative to a fatty turkey.
 FabricMan: The marshmallows in the rice crispy treats are made from gelatin from horse hooves. Enjoy!
 Psymon: So vegetarian means you only eat junk food? Sign me up!
 dangerkeith3000: Looks delicious.
Image 233874   02-22-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
695
 
 Borb Prembus: You haven't lived until you bite into what looks like a chocolate ice-cream and discover it is red-bean! (First week an a Westerner living in China).
 VeeKay: Baaaaaaaarf!
 Robespierre: Still thinking about thos beans - *sigh*
 Dresdenkeogh: Brussels sprouts
 Scoo: Yawn - call me when they have Pea Juice
 dangerkeith3000: Roll that beautiful bean footage.
 Mr. Butt: Im drinking about those beans.
Image 233873   02-22-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
399
 
 SpaceCow: Sanic on his way home from another botched interview.
 Ulillillia: We all spin down here
 Robespierre: Oversize rubbish pick-up day, I see
 Sage: Gotta clown fast!
Image 233872   02-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
937
 
 Dick Inspector: Graceful.
 BavidDowie: That's thinking with catholes.
 Robespierre: "Peel me a grape, Gladys"
 barfolomew: Look, we all make bad decisions in our lives. Could I please just get a hand without the commentary?
 Relp: Cat MRI's looking semi-comfy
 sir toke a lot: Kitten Cannon (tm) comes out of the internet and into your home! Get your working real-life version of the insanely popular video game now!
 donhomero: I need your help, but I also need you to promise not to make a fat joke.
Image 233871   02-22-18   Uploaded by    demonius
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