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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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853
 
 Peach: Every Simpson dunk now
 redrex: homersexual
 Pizza: Aw, I'll krump with you honey.
Image 233855   02-22-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
429
 
 Not A Bot: Brother bought a coconut.
 Scoo: Zootopia 2 CGI looking hyper-realistic
 looch: That dog looks more manly than I do
 Cory Trevor: Sup bruh
Image 233854   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
549
 
 Mr Bleak: "Deep Fried Testicle" - now THAT is a dance name!
 Scoo: Remember when Ryan Reynolds shot that dude in the dick?
 funny in the wall: Wow, overrated movie and nazi haircut? Youve come a long way, Ryan
 Skaalar: Honestly? I really like Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds putting his all into it.
 sir toke a lot: Corcan Aisig
Image 233853   02-22-18   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
307
 
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - *hugs*
 Greifer: corcan is one hell of a drug
 BavidDowie: Little circle for bile; big circle for chunks of hotdog
 dangerkeith3000: I need one of these. I vomit about 10 times a week, sadly.
 when so: A step towards real vomitoriums
 Mad Collager: Many people had these installed in their homes on Nov. 9, 2016.
 WTF: These were installed In all AMC theaters after Paul Blart 3 was announced.
 Pizza: What an age we live in
 WTF: I always wondered where the death punk group "Corcan Aisig" got it's name.
Image 233852   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
404
 
 Kaviri: whitepeople.jpg
 WTF: The Aristocrats!
 mexican: @ignatz This isn't getting the love it deserves.
 Sadpygmy: They seem nice
 Pizza: My Big Fat Norfolk Wedding
 barfolomew: I'm concerned about my bride... she's overly concerned with my previous jewels and doesn't express any preference for hand tools.
 Side Boob: So, is all this shit yours?
 adeadcrab: In hindsight it was a mistake to let the mule drink
Image 233851   02-22-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
583
 
 redmonkey3: Is it... okay?
 Kaviri: Well, he tried to grow it, and that's what counts.
 Otterman: Aww, ugly pups need the most love.
 Skaalar: He cant really see or hear, but he knows how to give stinky kisses!
 inthrees: Is this a mole?
 Side Boob: Love that doggie. 12/10 would pet
Image 233850   02-22-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
855
 
 Mr Bleak: Drum Kat!
 redmonkey3: @wolfpk - only way he can get over the bass moniters
 wolfpk: A cat with a microphone, now that's scary!
 PenguinBartender: @sparename *glances at comment, scrolls down. Stops. Scrolls back up. +1.*
 Ihminen: Sonor drums are enough for me to rad this
 toolbag: Is this Amazing grandmother Riot
 sparename: Kitt Rock
Image 233849   02-22-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
374
 
 fridaynight: Wish I was here.
 looch: We do we live in places that don't look like this
 Dr Awkward: I've got 99 problems, but a bench ain't one.
Image 233848   02-22-18   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
735
 
 Not A Bot: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...
 Mad Collager: Don't drive anywhere near here.
 midgetcastle: If you're looking for a reptile dysfunction, look elsewhere.
 charlemagne: all units return to the mothership and prepare for warp jump
Image 233847   02-22-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
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 georgerino: Nice neat lettering
 wolfpk: 100% wrong, manure at least has some usefulness.
 Mad Collager: I agree, in a manure of speaking.
 Pizza: Caution: Sharp edge
 WTF: How does it keep up with the news like that?
 Sadbot: Oh ho! Those clowns in congress. They are clowns. It is incisive commentary.
Image 233846   02-22-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
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