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254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward I actually found this as the illustration for an article about mansplaining. Sometimes, art explains a concept better than simple words ever could.
 grizzly: @Mad Collager I'm... familiar with said sculpture.
 dangerkeith3000: The Riker maneuver.
 wolfpk: Is the name of this sculpture "Striking Out?"
 Dr Awkward: "Man mansplaining." Erected in 1991
 Mad Collager: @Skaalar There's a bronze sculpture at the Charles Street campus of Johns-Hopkins in Baltimore with a figure of a bare-breasted woman. The whole sculpture has a nice, dark brown patina. The woman's breasts, however, are always polished.
 Skaalar: See how shiny her legs are? Locals been gettin handsy.
 Side Boob: "So, do you sit here often?"
 Sauce Packets: Large-Butted Man Doing the Captain Morgan
 Semaphore: 'Correct display of a boner' - by Rod Von Hugedong
 a robot: Unknown artist / "Skeezy Dude Hitting On Woman Who Keeps Edging As Far Away As The Bench Will Allow" / 1994 / bronze
 DrNinjaman: No, they have visible feet. Must be someone else that doesn't know how a hip joint works.
 DrNinjaman: Sculpture by Rob Liefeld
Image 233823   02-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
583
 
 XLY: gangster cat pays your rent
 Side Boob: Kitty finds your conspicuous displays of wealth garish and unwelcome
 glowstick: Make it rain, but not too much. Cats hate getting wet
 Amy Housewine: Cashcat.
Image 233822   02-22-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
142
 
 dangerkeith3000: oh my god, that poor kid's face
 Robespierre: The '80s were a super hot time for hand gestures
Image 233821   02-22-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
256
 
 skittles: And Florida still denies climate change.
 grizzly: Dry land is not a myth! I've seen it!
 hoobleton: Secret Google server farm?
Image 233820   02-22-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
634
 
 skittles: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children
 Beef Supreme: @Dr Awkward Falls under population control. Hopefully women will exercise their selective breeding control and not let this bumper whack off of autists reproduce.
 Robespierre: But ... will it BLEND?
 Otterman: @Side Boob That's my favorite, too.
 funny in the wall: Hey, the troops are doing this and we have to support them. I mean we tried to talk them out of it but, you know how stubborn the troops are
 Side Boob: click Mass Sterilization
 Paint Chips: @AlexDeLarge Y
 SomeCanadian: lizard overlords control room
 AlexDeLarge: Vent radioactive gas?
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward That's in the vaccines, silly!
 Dr Awkward: Where's the autism dispersal?
Image 233819   02-21-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
392
 
 Robespierre: (dramatic pause)
 Skinr: "DO IT!!"
Image 233818   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
367
 
 Side Boob: There's always one!
 seahawks: Just give it to a href="http: aggro-gator.com?=233781">#233781 a>
 a robot: Alternately, just peel the stickers off
 a robot: *Nelson voice* HA HA!
Image 233817   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
355
 
 Mad Collager: This is even creepier than the creepy baby sun, and that's saying something!
 RzK: Teletroopers
 DrNinjaman: Troopertubbies
 Ulillillia: Eh-oh.
Image 233816   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
194
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 233815   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
483
 
 Mad Collager: The terrorist mastermind was reincarnated as Osama Bean Lava.
 glowstick: what's wrong with you?
 a robot: *bong rip* I;m thinking about thos Beans, maaaan
 Not A Bot: i like their tanned hands
 originaluser: Oh dear! Big laugh! (and looking at this picture actually evokes the smell of baked beans for me!)
Image 233814   02-21-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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