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254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

254023  Spazstatic: Where are the Americas though?

254008  BavidDowie: Peeninsula

254026  Spazstatic: Clean your camera lense.

254028  Spazstatic: Snaggletooth!

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

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 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless Oh yeah! The wire goes right through that guy :-)
 a robot: This monstrosity costs $82,000!
 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity It's tough to see in this image, but it's there. Look to the left of the rear bubble, just above the guy in the light-colored shirt
 Jack Daniels: Wheres the ball on the end of the wire so you can find it in a parking lot? That should be on every car!
 Minnesotan: aww snap a homer!
Image 233785   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Dr Awkward: Birbs are good at calculus
Image 233784   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.
 grid: A very hurry-up-and-wait type job, which is why sometimes I seem to live here, and then I am suddenly gone for a good while.
 shadebane: Specifically, I work in the Media Arts section of a University's humanities department and the gallery in question is a teaching gallery so is generally full of undergrad work of quality ranging from 'I just want to pass this subject' to absolutely brilliant.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec I sound like, and am, an irredeemable redneck; though I do have an enviable education
 Jack Daniels: @ignatz - I work at a place that has one. (The fact that I was the one holding the broom when the spider showed up is the give-away :-D )
 ignatz: @glenalec you have your own art gallery?! Lend us a fiver!
 hot hot dog: @BavidDowie - Ironically, when I was teaching English overseas, people kept thinking I had a British accent (I was very careful with my elocution for classes!)
 BavidDowie: I just read all of @glenalec 's comments in a ridiculous accent. I hail from Duck Dynasty country, though, so I know I don't have much room to criticize.
 let it go: @grizzly Here in Aus, we're livin' the nightmare! :-P
 grizzly: @glenalec I will now name my nightmares @glenalecs
 cthulhu: And, as mentioned, black snakes would prefer to hide from you than bite you. Tiger snakes are a lot more, ahem, pro-active about self defense.
 AFanOfSprite: My grandfather used to like having black snakes on the farm. They chased off the tiger snakes, and a black snake bite gave you a lot more time to get to a hospital for some anti-venom!
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec The only dangerous ones we have around here are widows and recluses, and fortunately they're both really easy to identify
 earl: vv Also, funnel-webs will actually chase you. Most dangerous critters down here only attack if you go out of your way to harass them. Tiger snakes being the other territorial meanie in my region.
 trucker: @Peter Pantsless If it had been black, I would have run - funnel-webs don't generally live this far south, but local climate change is altering their range. Otherwise it is the teeny tiny (about 5cm abdomin, 1 inch leg-span) red-backs that you want to be careful of. Pretty much anything else will, at worst, make you violently ill, but is unlikely to actually kill you.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Ahh, Jesus Christ!
 rubix1924: vv It was a big boofy brown one which I am (rightly or wrongly) going to call a 'wood spider'. Nothing particularly dangerous-looking.
 morrissey: @Peter Pantsless - I actually found a huge spider in our art gallery just a few hours ago. I chased it on to the end of my broom and dropped it in the garden outside.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec What about "Ahhh Jesus Christ, spiders everywhere!"?
 ashton: "Mate" and "G'day" are words we only generally say to tourists (or in strangely over-patriotic beer advertisements).
Image 233783   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 Robespierre: Dig those cra-a-a-a-zy grafix, dad!
 Science: Remember, this is $12,000 USD in 2018 money.
 Spray Tan: Wow, Xenix
 Johnnydunebuggy: The 768,000 characters is another $4999.
 hajjpodge: "Marginally Obsolete!"
 Peter Pantsless: NEW for '84: round-the-clock surveillance!
Image 233782   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie I love both comments so.
 BavidDowie: @hajjpodge Drninjaman beat me to the punch
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie This is way too clever.
 hajjpodge: Green Man, friend of the Red Man.
 BavidDowie: Finally, peace in Northern Ireland.
 DrNinjaman: Cosplaying the "Troubles"
 Bohab: Three ninjas reunion even more depressing than you imagined...
 charlemagne: this broadcast of eyes wide shut has been brought to you by tic tacs
 Hyphae: Just waiting on two more for the orgy to start
 Grandmaster Fat: Blue Man Group rejects.
Image 233781   02-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
 Winterneuro: Perfect if they would have shopped out the shadow on the ground
 addend: Slingsh!t.
 Derp Herpigan: SFX:pwoingwoingwoingwoingwoing
 sparenamelaptopdied: Angry Blokes
Image 233780   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Alaskan: Sally Field was at Dealey Plaza? Its all starting to fit together!
 addend: " smartphone camera ever made."
Image 233779   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wastist if true.
 DrinkMixMan: This is SAD
 Derp Herpigan: What fallout 4 mod is this?
 daver: Greetings from the year 2050
Image 233778   02-21-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sharknabo.
 BavidDowie: Stahhhp! I am terror of the deeeep!
 DrinkMixMan: In an alternate underwater reality, this is the poster concept for director Steven Fishburg's thriler HANDS
 Scoo: I don't even wait. And when you're a diver, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the dorsal fin.
 aristocat: Honk honk!
Image 233777   02-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
 mark64: @glenalec Probably folds out from the wall, maybe from that rounded rectangle to the left of the orange chair
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lunar quarters are made from lead in order to approximate the weight and feel of Earth quarters.
 addend: "The extra chair?" / "Oh, let me introduce your roommates..."
 charlemagne: @glenalec just nip over to the dark side, no one will mind
 Scoo: I'll build my own Lunar Quarters! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the Lunar Quarters...
 Mr. Shine: I couldn't even afford lunar nickels.
 boozer: Where's the loo?
Image 233776   02-21-18   Uploaded by    leia
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