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267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

267965  MrBoffo: Bored Franco

267966  MrBoffo: Straight Outta Restoration

267953  MrBoffo: @FabricMan When it's too small for my ant to read it to me, I stick a fork in it.

267961  Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.

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267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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 Niels Bohr: @Peter Pantsless Oh yeah! The wire goes right through that guy :-)
 a robot: This monstrosity costs $82,000!
 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity It's tough to see in this image, but it's there. Look to the left of the rear bubble, just above the guy in the light-colored shirt
 Jack Daniels: Wheres the ball on the end of the wire so you can find it in a parking lot? That should be on every car!
 Minnesotan: aww snap a homer!
Image 233785   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
468
 
 Dr Awkward: Birbs are good at calculus
Image 233784   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
538
 
 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.
 grid: A very hurry-up-and-wait type job, which is why sometimes I seem to live here, and then I am suddenly gone for a good while.
 shadebane: Specifically, I work in the Media Arts section of a University's humanities department and the gallery in question is a teaching gallery so is generally full of undergrad work of quality ranging from 'I just want to pass this subject' to absolutely brilliant.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec I sound like, and am, an irredeemable redneck; though I do have an enviable education
 Jack Daniels: @ignatz - I work at a place that has one. (The fact that I was the one holding the broom when the spider showed up is the give-away :-D )
 metallica: @glenalec you have your own art gallery?! Lend us a fiver!
 hot hot dog: @BavidDowie - Ironically, when I was teaching English overseas, people kept thinking I had a British accent (I was very careful with my elocution for classes!)
 BavidDowie: I just read all of @glenalec 's comments in a ridiculous accent. I hail from Duck Dynasty country, though, so I know I don't have much room to criticize.
 let it go: @grizzly Here in Aus, we're livin' the nightmare! :-P
 grizzly: @glenalec I will now name my nightmares @glenalecs
 cthulhu: And, as mentioned, black snakes would prefer to hide from you than bite you. Tiger snakes are a lot more, ahem, pro-active about self defense.
 AFanOfSprite: My grandfather used to like having black snakes on the farm. They chased off the tiger snakes, and a black snake bite gave you a lot more time to get to a hospital for some anti-venom!
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec The only dangerous ones we have around here are widows and recluses, and fortunately they're both really easy to identify
 earl: vv Also, funnel-webs will actually chase you. Most dangerous critters down here only attack if you go out of your way to harass them. Tiger snakes being the other territorial meanie in my region.
 trucker: @Peter Pantsless If it had been black, I would have run - funnel-webs don't generally live this far south, but local climate change is altering their range. Otherwise it is the teeny tiny (about 5cm abdomin, 1 inch leg-span) red-backs that you want to be careful of. Pretty much anything else will, at worst, make you violently ill, but is unlikely to actually kill you.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Ahh, Jesus Christ!
 rubix1924: vv It was a big boofy brown one which I am (rightly or wrongly) going to call a 'wood spider'. Nothing particularly dangerous-looking.
 morrissey: @Peter Pantsless - I actually found a huge spider in our art gallery just a few hours ago. I chased it on to the end of my broom and dropped it in the garden outside.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec What about "Ahhh Jesus Christ, spiders everywhere!"?
 ashton: "Mate" and "G'day" are words we only generally say to tourists (or in strangely over-patriotic beer advertisements).
Image 233783   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
327
 
 Robespierre: Dig those cra-a-a-a-zy grafix, dad!
 Science: Remember, this is $12,000 USD in 2018 money.
 Spray Tan: Wow, Xenix
 Johnnydunebuggy: The 768,000 characters is another $4999.
 hajjpodge: "Marginally Obsolete!"
 Peter Pantsless: NEW for '84: round-the-clock surveillance!
Image 233782   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
268
 
 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie I love both comments so.
 BavidDowie: @hajjpodge Drninjaman beat me to the punch
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie This is way too clever.
 hajjpodge: Green Man, friend of the Red Man.
 BavidDowie: Finally, peace in Northern Ireland.
 DrNinjaman: Cosplaying the "Troubles"
 Bohab: Three ninjas reunion even more depressing than you imagined...
 charlemagne: this broadcast of eyes wide shut has been brought to you by tic tacs
 Hyphae: Just waiting on two more for the orgy to start
 Grandmaster Fat: Blue Man Group rejects.
Image 233781   02-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
408
 
 Winterneuro: Perfect if they would have shopped out the shadow on the ground
 addend: Slingsh!t.
 Derp Herpigan: SFX:pwoingwoingwoingwoingwoing
 sparenamelaptopdied: Angry Blokes
Image 233780   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
389
 
 Alaskan: Sally Field was at Dealey Plaza? Its all starting to fit together!
 addend: "...best smartphone camera ever made."
Image 233779   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
537
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wastist if true.
 DrinkMixMan: This is SAD
 Derp Herpigan: What fallout 4 mod is this?
 daver: Greetings from the year 2050
Image 233778   02-21-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
493
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sharknabo.
 BavidDowie: Stahhhp! I am terror of the deeeep!
 DrinkMixMan: In an alternate underwater reality, this is the poster concept for director Steven Fishburg's thriler HANDS
 Scoo: I don't even wait. And when you're a diver, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the dorsal fin.
 aristocat: Honk honk!
Image 233777   02-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
351
 
 mark64: @glenalec Probably folds out from the wall, maybe from that rounded rectangle to the left of the orange chair
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lunar quarters are made from lead in order to approximate the weight and feel of Earth quarters.
 addend: "The extra chair?" / "Oh, let me introduce your roommates..."
 charlemagne: @glenalec just nip over to the dark side, no one will mind
 Scoo: I'll build my own Lunar Quarters! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the Lunar Quarters...
 Mr. Shine: I couldn't even afford lunar nickels.
 boozer: Where's the loo?
Image 233776   02-21-18   Uploaded by    leia
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