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254111  Laree: So what happens when you get a bingo? Is there a prize for filling the whole paper?

254116  Laree: Why is Gandalf a pug? He should've been a sheep dog.

254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

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Score:
538
 
 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.
 grid: A very hurry-up-and-wait type job, which is why sometimes I seem to live here, and then I am suddenly gone for a good while.
 shadebane: Specifically, I work in the Media Arts section of a University's humanities department and the gallery in question is a teaching gallery so is generally full of undergrad work of quality ranging from 'I just want to pass this subject' to absolutely brilliant.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec I sound like, and am, an irredeemable redneck; though I do have an enviable education
 Jack Daniels: @ignatz - I work at a place that has one. (The fact that I was the one holding the broom when the spider showed up is the give-away :-D )
 ignatz: @glenalec you have your own art gallery?! Lend us a fiver!
 hot hot dog: @BavidDowie - Ironically, when I was teaching English overseas, people kept thinking I had a British accent (I was very careful with my elocution for classes!)
 BavidDowie: I just read all of @glenalec 's comments in a ridiculous accent. I hail from Duck Dynasty country, though, so I know I don't have much room to criticize.
 let it go: @grizzly Here in Aus, we're livin' the nightmare! :-P
 grizzly: @glenalec I will now name my nightmares @glenalecs
 cthulhu: And, as mentioned, black snakes would prefer to hide from you than bite you. Tiger snakes are a lot more, ahem, pro-active about self defense.
 AFanOfSprite: My grandfather used to like having black snakes on the farm. They chased off the tiger snakes, and a black snake bite gave you a lot more time to get to a hospital for some anti-venom!
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec The only dangerous ones we have around here are widows and recluses, and fortunately they're both really easy to identify
 earl: vv Also, funnel-webs will actually chase you. Most dangerous critters down here only attack if you go out of your way to harass them. Tiger snakes being the other territorial meanie in my region.
 trucker: @Peter Pantsless If it had been black, I would have run - funnel-webs don't generally live this far south, but local climate change is altering their range. Otherwise it is the teeny tiny (about 5cm abdomin, 1 inch leg-span) red-backs that you want to be careful of. Pretty much anything else will, at worst, make you violently ill, but is unlikely to actually kill you.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Ahh, Jesus Christ!
 rubix1924: vv It was a big boofy brown one which I am (rightly or wrongly) going to call a 'wood spider'. Nothing particularly dangerous-looking.
 morrissey: @Peter Pantsless - I actually found a huge spider in our art gallery just a few hours ago. I chased it on to the end of my broom and dropped it in the garden outside.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec What about "Ahhh Jesus Christ, spiders everywhere!"?
 ashton: "Mate" and "G'day" are words we only generally say to tourists (or in strangely over-patriotic beer advertisements).
Image 233783   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
327
 
 Robespierre: Dig those cra-a-a-a-zy grafix, dad!
 Science: Remember, this is $12,000 USD in 2018 money.
 Spray Tan: Wow, Xenix
 Johnnydunebuggy: The 768,000 characters is another $4999.
 hajjpodge: "Marginally Obsolete!"
 Peter Pantsless: NEW for '84: round-the-clock surveillance!
Image 233782   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
268
 
 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie I love both comments so.
 BavidDowie: @hajjpodge Drninjaman beat me to the punch
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie This is way too clever.
 hajjpodge: Green Man, friend of the Red Man.
 BavidDowie: Finally, peace in Northern Ireland.
 DrNinjaman: Cosplaying the "Troubles"
 Bohab: Three ninjas reunion even more depressing than you imagined...
 charlemagne: this broadcast of eyes wide shut has been brought to you by tic tacs
 Hyphae: Just waiting on two more for the orgy to start
 Grandmaster Fat: Blue Man Group rejects.
Image 233781   02-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
408
 
 Winterneuro: Perfect if they would have shopped out the shadow on the ground
 addend: Slingsh!t.
 Derp Herpigan: SFX:pwoingwoingwoingwoingwoing
 sparenamelaptopdied: Angry Blokes
Image 233780   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
389
 
 Alaskan: Sally Field was at Dealey Plaza? Its all starting to fit together!
 addend: "...best smartphone camera ever made."
Image 233779   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
537
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wastist if true.
 DrinkMixMan: This is SAD
 Derp Herpigan: What fallout 4 mod is this?
 daver: Greetings from the year 2050
Image 233778   02-21-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
493
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sharknabo.
 BavidDowie: Stahhhp! I am terror of the deeeep!
 DrinkMixMan: In an alternate underwater reality, this is the poster concept for director Steven Fishburg's thriler HANDS
 Scoo: I don't even wait. And when you're a diver, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the dorsal fin.
 aristocat: Honk honk!
Image 233777   02-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
351
 
 mark64: @glenalec Probably folds out from the wall, maybe from that rounded rectangle to the left of the orange chair
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lunar quarters are made from lead in order to approximate the weight and feel of Earth quarters.
 addend: "The extra chair?" / "Oh, let me introduce your roommates..."
 charlemagne: @glenalec just nip over to the dark side, no one will mind
 Scoo: I'll build my own Lunar Quarters! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the Lunar Quarters...
 Mr. Shine: I couldn't even afford lunar nickels.
 boozer: Where's the loo?
Image 233776   02-21-18   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
802
 
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax He's actually pretty oblivious to how much bigger the goats are than him and how much they could hurt him. He Got his tail stepped on this week so we'll see if he learned anything.
 Warrax: This dog is good with kids.
Image 233775   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
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 ruiner: $4999
 hajjpodge: "Never Obsolete!"
 Not A Bot: thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
 l0dan: The computer is your friend. Happiness is mandatory.
Image 233774   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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