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269086  dangerkeith3000: @Mexico Damn, it sounded awesome.

269090  sparename: Now everything LOOKS like bad decisions

269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

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 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.
 grid: A very hurry-up-and-wait type job, which is why sometimes I seem to live here, and then I am suddenly gone for a good while.
 shadebane: Specifically, I work in the Media Arts section of a University's humanities department and the gallery in question is a teaching gallery so is generally full of undergrad work of quality ranging from 'I just want to pass this subject' to absolutely brilliant.
 BavidDowie: @glenalec I sound like, and am, an irredeemable redneck; though I do have an enviable education
 Jack Daniels: @ignatz - I work at a place that has one. (The fact that I was the one holding the broom when the spider showed up is the give-away :-D )
 metallica: @glenalec you have your own art gallery?! Lend us a fiver!
 hot hot dog: @BavidDowie - Ironically, when I was teaching English overseas, people kept thinking I had a British accent (I was very careful with my elocution for classes!)
 BavidDowie: I just read all of @glenalec 's comments in a ridiculous accent. I hail from Duck Dynasty country, though, so I know I don't have much room to criticize.
 let it go: @grizzly Here in Aus, we're livin' the nightmare! :-P
 grizzly: @glenalec I will now name my nightmares @glenalecs
 cthulhu: And, as mentioned, black snakes would prefer to hide from you than bite you. Tiger snakes are a lot more, ahem, pro-active about self defense.
 AFanOfSprite: My grandfather used to like having black snakes on the farm. They chased off the tiger snakes, and a black snake bite gave you a lot more time to get to a hospital for some anti-venom!
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec The only dangerous ones we have around here are widows and recluses, and fortunately they're both really easy to identify
 earl: vv Also, funnel-webs will actually chase you. Most dangerous critters down here only attack if you go out of your way to harass them. Tiger snakes being the other territorial meanie in my region.
 trucker: @Peter Pantsless If it had been black, I would have run - funnel-webs don't generally live this far south, but local climate change is altering their range. Otherwise it is the teeny tiny (about 5cm abdomin, 1 inch leg-span) red-backs that you want to be careful of. Pretty much anything else will, at worst, make you violently ill, but is unlikely to actually kill you.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec Ahh, Jesus Christ!
 rubix1924: vv It was a big boofy brown one which I am (rightly or wrongly) going to call a 'wood spider'. Nothing particularly dangerous-looking.
 morrissey: @Peter Pantsless - I actually found a huge spider in our art gallery just a few hours ago. I chased it on to the end of my broom and dropped it in the garden outside.
 Peter Pantsless: @glenalec What about "Ahhh Jesus Christ, spiders everywhere!"?
 ashton: "Mate" and "G'day" are words we only generally say to tourists (or in strangely over-patriotic beer advertisements).
Image 233783   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 Robespierre: Dig those cra-a-a-a-zy grafix, dad!
 Science: Remember, this is $12,000 USD in 2018 money.
 Spray Tan: Wow, Xenix
 Johnnydunebuggy: The 768,000 characters is another $4999.
 hajjpodge: "Marginally Obsolete!"
 Peter Pantsless: NEW for '84: round-the-clock surveillance!
Image 233782   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie I love both comments so.
 BavidDowie: @hajjpodge Drninjaman beat me to the punch
 hajjpodge: @BavidDowie This is way too clever.
 hajjpodge: Green Man, friend of the Red Man.
 BavidDowie: Finally, peace in Northern Ireland.
 DrNinjaman: Cosplaying the "Troubles"
 Bohab: Three ninjas reunion even more depressing than you imagined...
 charlemagne: this broadcast of eyes wide shut has been brought to you by tic tacs
 Hyphae: Just waiting on two more for the orgy to start
 Grandmaster Fat: Blue Man Group rejects.
Image 233781   02-21-18   Uploaded by    firesoup
 Winterneuro: Perfect if they would have shopped out the shadow on the ground
 addend: Slingsh!t.
 Derp Herpigan: SFX:pwoingwoingwoingwoingwoing
 sparenamelaptopdied: Angry Blokes
Image 233780   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
 Alaskan: Sally Field was at Dealey Plaza? Its all starting to fit together!
 addend: " smartphone camera ever made."
Image 233779   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wastist if true.
 DrinkMixMan: This is SAD
 Derp Herpigan: What fallout 4 mod is this?
 daver: Greetings from the year 2050
Image 233778   02-21-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sharknabo.
 BavidDowie: Stahhhp! I am terror of the deeeep!
 DrinkMixMan: In an alternate underwater reality, this is the poster concept for director Steven Fishburg's thriler HANDS
 Scoo: I don't even wait. And when you're a diver, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the dorsal fin.
 aristocat: Honk honk!
Image 233777   02-21-18   Uploaded by    sue
 mark64: @glenalec Probably folds out from the wall, maybe from that rounded rectangle to the left of the orange chair
 FireBreathingMarmot: Lunar quarters are made from lead in order to approximate the weight and feel of Earth quarters.
 addend: "The extra chair?" / "Oh, let me introduce your roommates..."
 charlemagne: @glenalec just nip over to the dark side, no one will mind
 Scoo: I'll build my own Lunar Quarters! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the Lunar Quarters...
 Mr. Shine: I couldn't even afford lunar nickels.
 boozer: Where's the loo?
Image 233776   02-21-18   Uploaded by    leia
 Dr Awkward: @Warrax He's actually pretty oblivious to how much bigger the goats are than him and how much they could hurt him. He Got his tail stepped on this week so we'll see if he learned anything.
 Warrax: This dog is good with kids.
Image 233775   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 ruiner: $4999
 hajjpodge: "Never Obsolete!"
 Not A Bot: thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
 l0dan: The computer is your friend. Happiness is mandatory.
Image 233774   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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