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254116  Laree: Why is Gandalf a pug? He should've been a sheep dog.

254124  Laree: Looks like Hulk's crashed! Maybe because he's trashed, or he just smashed.

254117  fanny: needs one of dem butt jewels

254008  Dreforian: Home to the original Bronto Burger

254014  Dreforian: Kid, be extra super thankful that door opens outward. I have the scar to prove what happens otherwise.

254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253786 BavidDowie: Horny moms choose stiff

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

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Score:
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 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!
 mwoody: Wait, is that the Punisher?
 Wooden Spoon: @funny in the wall: Why not a Russian College Dormitory?
 Not A Bot: Too much man, not enough penguin.
 sparename: Drive-thru impracticality level is very high
 Shay: This Russian production of Romeo & Juliet is rather low budget.
 Robespierre: @Teechur Wait ... is that Phyllis Diller?
 Teechur: I love it when Batman is scaling a building and there's a cameo appearance through a window!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Looks somewhat like it's somewhere in the Marina District.
 Starky15: Capulets are next door. Sorry
 funny in the wall: can't tell if russia or college dormitory
 ignatz: You wanna maybe.. like hang out?
Image 233742   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
360
 
 Tiny Butt: We all play angry birds down here
 Teechur: @glenalec "But...but...the clown!" the children replied.
 Robespierre: Look more like Angry Turds to me
 aeroaero: "Stop playing computer games and go outside", they said!
Image 233741   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
405
 
 Admiral Alan: @funny in the wall perfect
 Teechur: @Amy Housewine Or perhaps more so.
 Amy Housewine: They use the pigeon metaphor because she's not as much of a virulent disease-spreader as she's accused of being.
 bug: I'm still trying to find the pigeon. Must be behind the bathtub.
 funny in the wall: must have been a lot of blushing going on...
 Robespierre: "Draw me like A Certain French Girl"
 Amy Housewine: Her left hand was a decrepit claw that betrayed her true age.
 DrinkMixMan: Bathing????? Well I never.
Image 233740   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
409
 
 Wooden Spoon: For some reason they were hard to sell under their English name, Hairy Balls
 Greifer: watever, just don't feed them past midnight!
 ping: Tribbles?
 Dr Awkward: That's different that a RADBUTTON, right?
 Robespierre: Well, yeah ... despite their unusual appearance they do taste good.
Image 233739   02-21-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
632
 
 Mr. Shine: *skwank*
 Wooden Spoon: Pak Protector Pup
 Amy Housewine: Hello, fellow Canino-Felino-Delphinians.
 Robespierre: @Shay It's difficult to trust anything with that fur colour nowadays
 Shay: I'm a dolphin; trust me.
Image 233738   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
582
 
 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.
 Sadbot: @antipatterns Communes communes communes! ACKK!
 augustus: What?
 fanny: @fanny haha nope i guess we can say that one
 fanny: @fanny or cunt?
 fanny: @jochenau yeah we can't say beautiful people either
 antipatterns: I like Anarcho-Primitivist Cathy
 jochenau: @jochenau A switcherino even purples cannot defy? 'TIS MADNESS
 jochenau: These comics do not show appropriate respect for the Mother of Cathy.
 Shay: ACK!!!!
 Amy Housewine: Does your girlfriend like candles and kindness? There's every chance that she might, yes.
 Robespierre: Chatty Cathy's too chatty.
Image 233737   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
717
 
 Mr. Shine: True love.
 Wooden Spoon: @Amy Housewine: only if you run out of Snausages.
 Amy Housewine: If you bite precisely... *here*... you can immobilise the attacking dog.
Image 233736   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
451
 
 a robot: Dr. Doom toots as he pleases!
 barfolomew: Wah wah wah waaaaah...
 skillet: Defiant tooting intensifies
 Amy Housewine: * Saints go marching in *
 Robespierre: ***BLAAAAAAT***
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mr protstr
 Peter Pantsless: The neighbors finally got tired of him tooting at that dead squirrel
 fanny: arresthorn
Image 233735   02-21-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
254
 
 barfolomew: @fanny it is Tuesday, my dudes
 fanny: @barfolomew no, too timely!! too timely!!! tell us that tomorrow!!
 barfolomew: @grizzly it is Wednesday, my dudes
 grizzly: @fanny I was always forget where I am.
 fanny: @grizzly *ahem* SPACESHIP TIMELY IS THE BEST TIMELY!!
 grizzly: Timely AF
Image 233734   02-21-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
582
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, well do you have unwanted, rogue plants growing in your pits? That means it's working.
 Capital: Not a great antidepressant either
 Back Door Dan: Silly, it's a depilatory.
Image 233733   02-21-18   Uploaded by    confession
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