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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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2. Side Boob
3. Dr Awkward
4. ignatz
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6. tib gubb
7. Not A Bot
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9. Knice
10. dangerkeith3000



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (709 points)
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bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3188 points
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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. fisto: 1419 points
15. crappypants: 1413 points
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Score:
582
 
 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.
 Sadbot: @antipatterns Communes communes communes! ACKK!
 augustus: What?
 fanny: @fanny haha nope i guess we can say that one
 fanny: @fanny or cunt?
 fanny: @jochenau yeah we can't say beautiful people either
 antipatterns: I like Anarcho-Primitivist Cathy
 jochenau: @jochenau A switcherino even purples cannot defy? 'TIS MADNESS
 jochenau: These comics do not show appropriate respect for the Mother of Cathy.
 Shay: ACK!!!!
 Amy Housewine: Does your girlfriend like candles and kindness? There's every chance that she might, yes.
 Robespierre: Chatty Cathy's too chatty.
Image 233737   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
717
 
 Mr. Shine: True love.
 Wooden Spoon: @Amy Housewine: only if you run out of Snausages.
 Amy Housewine: If you bite precisely... *here*... you can immobilise the attacking dog.
Image 233736   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
451
 
 a robot: Dr. Doom toots as he pleases!
 barfolomew: Wah wah wah waaaaah...
 skillet: Defiant tooting intensifies
 Amy Housewine: * Saints go marching in *
 Robespierre: ***BLAAAAAAT***
 dobbiesdoogs: thank mr protstr
 Peter Pantsless: The neighbors finally got tired of him tooting at that dead squirrel
 fanny: arresthorn
Image 233735   02-21-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
254
 
 barfolomew: @fanny it is Tuesday, my dudes
 fanny: @barfolomew no, too timely!! too timely!!! tell us that tomorrow!!
 barfolomew: @grizzly it is Wednesday, my dudes
 grizzly: @fanny I was always forget where I am.
 fanny: @grizzly *ahem* SPACESHIP TIMELY IS THE BEST TIMELY!!
 grizzly: Timely AF
Image 233734   02-21-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
582
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Yeah, well do you have unwanted, rogue plants growing in your pits? That means it's working.
 Capital: Not a great antidepressant either
 Back Door Dan: Silly, it's a depilatory.
Image 233733   02-21-18   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
419
 
 Scoo: You'd think with a name like that, he could afford some non-broken swagglasses
 Dr Awkward: @Eleftheros Age: "12"
 funny in the wall: i'm not going to regard him as a human being until he gets his ass thoroughly kicked after trying to buy drugs
 fanny: Blake, Morgan, Logan, AND Cash?! wow. just...wow.
 Shay: Father: Fake Money Mother: Bounced Check Money
 Eleftheros: 5'10" and 161 lb?
 dobbiesdoogs: he's either going to grow up to be the world's coolest person, or the world's most insufferable
Image 233732   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
410
 
 Warren G Hardon: "Yes? I'm kinda busy"
 Zukero: Not sure he qualifies for the auto-RAD for musician setup...
 Yam: me too lol
 Wooden Spoon: I thought you were going to your mothers?
 XLY: You may not like it, but this is what peak musical performance looks like
 Amy Housewine: And yet they still ask him for a cover of "Freebird".
 dangerkeith3000: Man or Astro-Man?
 Robespierre: Toward the end, Keith Emerson resorted to toiling in anonymity...
Image 233731   02-21-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Image 233730 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kittylitter. Boo, kittylitter.
Image 233729 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dominus Umbrae. Boo, Dominus Umbrae.
Score:
130
 
 VeeKay: Let me take you down to Carabina Street
 Eleftheros: We power this sidewalk with rubber bands. Leave one here.
Image 233728   02-21-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
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