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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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11. Shay: 1501 points
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Score:
901
 
 Robespierre: That's one sweet Valiant, I'll tell you hwut.
 Shay: Omega Homer
 Not A Bot: Big Jay McNeely
 killme: reality.jpg
Image 233689   02-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
285
 
 Robespierre: Bow Tie Daddy, dontcha blow your top; everything's under control. Bow Tie Daddy dontcha blow your top, 'cause you think you're gettin' too old. Don't try to do no thinkin', just go on with your drinkin'. Just have your fun, you old son of a gun, then drive home in your Lincoln.
Image 233688   02-21-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
585
 
 DrNinjaman: It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
 Peter Pantsless: Did Batman knock her into that vat of chemicals, too?
 Derp Herpigan: Nailed it!
Image 233687   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
449
 
 Side Boob: This is what Bananarama actually believes
 Peter Pantsless: Meanwhile, at the cat repellent factory...
 Ulillillia: Few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that
 Dr Awkward: This shit is Bananas
 Robespierre: B@n@n@ benders by trade
 jazzjunkie: Bananular engineers
 In The Pocket: real bananas have curves
 barfolomew: @Hyphae b-a-n-a-n-a-s
 NanananananananaCATMAN: But which way is the conveyor belt going?
 Hyphae: @charlemagne because they were bananas?
 charlemagne: this is an actual reason why people voted to leave the european union
Image 233686   02-21-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
229
 
 El hefe: This knife sharpener is broken
 Teechur: @White Rice It looks like it shorted from the hot side to the grounded plate. That's what the charred part is on the bottom right. It looks like something one of my stoodints COULD do....
 White Rice: @Teechur looks like upper blade is in the right slot, lower blade in the ground (though it could be both in respective grounds, Im looking on my phone, and its pretty grainy even without enlarging it)
 Teechur: If both blades are inserted in corresponding slots, there isn't really a problem. Just don't cross the streams. It would be bad. This is not my klassroom, btw.
 whiplash: The short way to oblivion..
 Scoo: Quick, cut the power!
Image 233685   02-21-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
373
 
 Darmstadtium: Needs variety, if im going for another open heart surgery at least i want some Eggs Woodhouse with my light sandwich
 Uncle Phil: The bread looks sad too. I want my burger on a roll damnit.
 barfolomew: Remove the bread, put the rest into a blender, then we'll talk.
 Prostata: those are mostly just bread. Lame.
 Dr Awkward: Here's the thing, these don't look delicious enough. There are 8 pieces of bread in the Quad. Fuck that, it's just filler
 when so: Replace your cardiovascular system and manifest the endless hunger as per your destiny.
 Mexico: I'm horrified but slightly intrigued.
Image 233684   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
441
 
 mrmrmr: Butt-pug?
 DrNinjaman: Dog looks into it.
 Soaps Pierre: Gapug
 PenguinBartender: "Let's see, I'm looking for a decoration that will not only unsettle anyone who enters my home, but will ensure they never return... PERFECT!"
 Peter Pantsless: This irrigates the dog
 Butcherboy: I gave up my toilet brush too. Im switching back to paper
 Prostata: oh that poor dog
Image 233683   02-21-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
35
 
 Robespierre: Looks like a bar I used to know on Californa Ave. near Armitage in Chicago - only sign out front read Old Style / Bottles & Cans, so that's what we called it.
 barfolomew: Tomorrow, shitlords
 Scoo: See you tomorrow, assholes!
 Prostata: if the sign is funny or something, it might help to take a picture from closer so we can read it, maybe.
Image 233682   02-21-18   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
360
 
 Robespierre: This Capital Punishment is cruel AND unusual.
 tess: I accidentally the whole URSS
 barfolomew: 0.04 seconds until Russia.
 Greifer: vinnie jones?!
 a robot: @funny in the wall *feety-bally
 funny in the wall: @bug you mean feets-balls
 bug: Ah, Russian Soccer.
Image 233681   02-21-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
361
 
 ping: [Swipes left.]
 Dr Awkward: Analog Tinder is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like I may have a chance after all!
 barfolomew: They've improved speed dating I see.
 WTF: The Unknown dater
 Mad Collager: Make your next date a two-bagger!
Image 233680   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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