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253189  Mr Bleak: @Shay He's Zed's Gimp.

254105  Sadbot: "Never not go fast" -Sarnic the Incroyable on the left there

254093  tib gubb: the lighter side of -- animal abuse

254096  tib gubb: i worshipped zororo before it was canon

254084  Not A Bot: I fits

254104  Scoo: For flamingo-ing places

254091  Sadbot: @Gomi Day you're kidding

254103  Butcherboy: But I like the smell of gasoline on my hands afterwards. Seriously

254101  BavidDowie: how the turns have tabled

254100  UnknownSample: Aaaand she's gone

254105  some guy : the indubitables

254076  lecj07: Y u do dis hyoomin.

254092  charlemagne: aye caramba?

254085  lecj07: The spider ran the man down with a car, THEN set his house on fire? Wow.

254105  Ihminen: the noncredibles

254099  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I do this to my cat and YES! Best feeling in the world :)

254091  Gomi Day: "my folks drove it up here from the bahamas"

254096  Whatever: On the bright side all the good believers I know tell me Im gonna go to the other place, so Im not worried about Zororo...

254091  Sadbot: The person who owns this car is certainly a douche

254098  Whatever: But it appears to be so much easier to use a gun and make incoherent posts on Twitter to promote morally bankrupt policies that you know that will never happen

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253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

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11. Gomi Day: 1800 points
12. tears as lube: 1783 points
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14. Science: 1616 points
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 Robespierre: That's one sweet Valiant, I'll tell you hwut.
 Shay: Omega Homer
 Not A Bot: Big Jay McNeely
 killme: reality.jpg
Image 233689   02-21-18   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Robespierre: Bow Tie Daddy, dontcha blow your top; everything's under control. Bow Tie Daddy dontcha blow your top, 'cause you think you're gettin' too old. Don't try to do no thinkin', just go on with your drinkin'. Just have your fun, you old son of a gun, then drive home in your Lincoln.
Image 233688   02-21-18   Uploaded by    tane
 DrNinjaman: It's a liger. It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
 Peter Pantsless: Did Batman knock her into that vat of chemicals, too?
 Derp Herpigan: Nailed it!
Image 233687   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Side Boob: This is what Bananarama actually believes
 Peter Pantsless: Meanwhile, at the cat repellent factory...
 Ulillillia: Few times I've been around that track, so it's not just gonna happen like that
 Dr Awkward: This shit is Bananas
 Robespierre: B@n@n@ benders by trade
 jazzjunkie: Bananular engineers
 In The Pocket: real bananas have curves
 barfolomew: @Hyphae b-a-n-a-n-a-s
 ignatz: But which way is the conveyor belt going?
 Hyphae: @charlemagne because they were bananas?
 charlemagne: this is an actual reason why people voted to leave the european union
Image 233686   02-21-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
 El hefe: This knife sharpener is broken
 Teechur: @White Rice It looks like it shorted from the hot side to the grounded plate. That's what the charred part is on the bottom right. It looks like something one of my stoodints COULD do....
 White Rice: @Teechur looks like upper blade is in the right slot, lower blade in the ground (though it could be both in respective grounds, Im looking on my phone, and its pretty grainy even without enlarging it)
 Teechur: If both blades are inserted in corresponding slots, there isn't really a problem. Just don't cross the streams. It would be bad. This is not my klassroom, btw.
 ignatz: The short way to oblivion..
 Scoo: Quick, cut the power!
Image 233685   02-21-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
 Darmstadtium: Needs variety, if im going for another open heart surgery at least i want some Eggs Woodhouse with my light sandwich
 Uncle Phil: The bread looks sad too. I want my burger on a roll damnit.
 barfolomew: Remove the bread, put the rest into a blender, then we'll talk.
 Prostata: those are mostly just bread. Lame.
 Dr Awkward: Here's the thing, these don't look delicious enough. There are 8 pieces of bread in the Quad. Fuck that, it's just filler
 when so: Replace your cardiovascular system and manifest the endless hunger as per your destiny.
 Mexico: I'm horrified but slightly intrigued.
Image 233684   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 mrmrmr: Butt-pug?
 DrNinjaman: Dog looks into it.
 Soaps Pierre: Gapug
 PenguinBartender: "Let's see, I'm looking for a decoration that will not only unsettle anyone who enters my home, but will ensure they never return... PERFECT!"
 Peter Pantsless: This irrigates the dog
 Butcherboy: I gave up my toilet brush too. Im switching back to paper
 Prostata: oh that poor dog
Image 233683   02-21-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 Robespierre: Looks like a bar I used to know on Californa Ave. near Armitage in Chicago - only sign out front read Old Style / Bottles & Cans, so that's what we called it.
 barfolomew: Tomorrow, shitlords
 Scoo: See you tomorrow, assholes!
 Prostata: if the sign is funny or something, it might help to take a picture from closer so we can read it, maybe.
Image 233682   02-21-18   Uploaded by    conner
 Robespierre: This Capital Punishment is cruel AND unusual.
 tess: I accidentally the whole URSS
 barfolomew: 0.04 seconds until Russia.
 Greifer: vinnie jones?!
 a robot: @funny in the wall *feety-bally
 funny in the wall: @bug you mean feets-balls
 bug: Ah, Russian Soccer.
Image 233681   02-21-18   Uploaded by    duckybox
 ping: [Swipes left.]
 Dr Awkward: Analog Tinder is weird
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like I may have a chance after all!
 barfolomew: They've improved speed dating I see.
 WTF: The Unknown dater
 Mad Collager: Make your next date a two-bagger!
Image 233680   02-21-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
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