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268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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 kornisjon: Those are some good looking tassels.
 FabricMan: @angry Meta
 dangerkeith3000: Interior decorating is my passion.
 Mad Collager: Ceiling Titty is watching you masturbate.
 karmakat: YAH PERVERT WEIRDO!
 dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.
 barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.
 barfolomew: Tee hee
 Mr. Shine: @9inchfails sometimes that happens.
 9inchfails: The right one is bigger
 John Blender: Bright lights, big titty
 frankie: "Jacking off to the ceiling titty" II : Electric Boobaloo
 angry: "This house is haunted.." "By who?" "Lolo Ferrari." "I dont know who that is." "Neither did I, I just googled 'dead actress large breasts.'" "Oh." "Yeah." "I feel like you maybe spent more time on the joke than the joke actually warranted." "Even more time when you factor in the comment in its entirety." "True."
Image 233511   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
369
 
 Science: This city desert makes you feel so cold
 drtofu: Where Cool Jazz comes from
 VeeKay: Poor thing all caught up in plastics until it starved
 Mad Collager: Some jazz is cooler than others.
 Yam: Saxomaphoooone, saxomaphoooooone
 Weedheart: Sax on the beach
Image 233510   02-20-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
366
 
 SpaceCow: Son of Howie Mandel and his dog Bobby.
 DrNinjaman: That's one way to avoid STDs
 karmakat: sure can't blame de dog there...
 dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.
 Greifer: this is not how this works!
 Yam: If you dont teach them about sex, who will? (The dog, thats who!)
 tib gubb: when someone calls you a dickhead
 charlemagne: we don't believe in sex education in schools
 bug: It takes a lot for a dog to be embarrassed for you.
 PissedOff: self explanatory
Image 233509   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
473
 
 Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!
 fumbduck: EhRahy Spehrs
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 funny in the wall: atlas shrugged reboot seems even stupider than the original
 balloon: glorious.
Image 233508   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
275
 
 Fiveninety: this thing's utter sexiness is lost on most these days.. and so is the scale on the volume control, apparently
 carpwoman: @FabricMan - Always making plans for him.
 Zukero: @Peter Pantsless In dB scale, it does. +13dB is a pretty strong gain. I would fear distortions at this level.
 PenguinBartender: @tib gubb *headsplode*
 tib gubb: @PenguinBartender it doesn't. 0 is the highest.
 Peter Pantsless: @barfolomew My Yamaha goes from negative infinity to +13. I usually keep it around -35. Makes no sense
 PenguinBartender: I'm sorry guys, I'm really hung up on the volume dial turning counter-clockwise.
 tib gubb: @barfolomew more like negative infinity
 barfolomew: This one goes to infinity
 FabricMan: Nobody tell Nigel Tufnel about this
 toad: RAD for Marantz and Decibel scale volume knob
Image 233507   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
279
 
 Gallifrasian: @Mr. Shine looool
 Wooden Spoon: @Warrax: very subtle. I hope everyone thinks about it.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.
 Mr. Shine: "Where is your hairbrush?! WHERE?!!"
 barfolomew: Begone, Christian produce!
Image 233506   02-20-18   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
356
 
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 DrNinjaman: CLEANING WOMAN!
 Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.
 Fantasy: no good could come from a first word starting with 'c'
Image 233505   02-20-18   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
765
 
 MasterTwig: Predictor is for telling you the sex of the baby, not if you're pregnant.
 dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.
 tib gubb: oh. i thought that was a food baby
 fanny: @barfolomew still not ok! STILL NOT OK!!
 barfolomew: @fanny the rule of thumb is: the moment the baby is actually coming out of her, is the moment you're permitted to ask.
 fanny: still not ok to ask
 Otterman: She's gonna have to stop drinking all that beer now.
 Scoo: "Oh hey! You're not just fat!"
 Dr Awkward: "It's a burrito!"
Image 233504   02-20-18   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
356
 
 Mr Bleak: Difficult one: I have to was out the wheelie bin or it starts to stink, so I don't want to have to clean up your dogs doings. But I don't want to clean your dogs doings off my lawn either. And quite what the Recycling Police will think ... (They check bin contents from time to time and slap a "do not collect" sticker on if you bin the wrong stuff)
 MasterTwig: @Science Pretty much. This person is psychotic. All of my neighbors are absolutely free to toss their (bagged) shit into my can.
 Science: I get that it's uncouth to do so, but isn't it better than leaving it in your yard? I mean, it's freaking trash - you're not going to be going in there later to grab a quick snack or anything.
 barfolomew: "my trash cans are sacred! They shall not be defiled by animal waste!"
 Not A Bot: Colombo's fallen on some hard times, he use to be a detective and shit.
 antipatterns: Living next to Toecutter has its downsides
 whaleshark: Harsh. Unless it's beer cans..
Image 233503   02-20-18   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
285
 
 agger gater: @Zukero Or Sharpie
 Zukero: Make that a tattoo, then consider me impressed.
 Dr Awkward: That goddamn Elf of a Shelf is a menace
Image 233502   02-20-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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